Me arse is not square your percyness.



My arse is perfect.

I can't say I agree or disagree on this one. I haven't seen it.


Mine's bloody achy though

OK, you are a perfect arse!

I can't argue with that.

It has previously been argued against.



Peeps normally use the term over educated shithead.

They must be mistaken.

onetoo wants to see your arse.

Onetwo must never see my arse.



Only mrs Joe (and several of her friends, if they asked nicely) is allowed.

I seem to recall you offering to show it in a certain dept store's window in a particular set of circumstances!
This is my first ever post on my newly purchased Mac notebook......need to read the instructions......can't work out how to copy text/ post vids and pics etc.

Not what ya said last night


Brotherhood of man are the worst group ever...

Toad the Wet Sprocket are much worse