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did you know that when you faint you always fall backwards. 
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
did you know that when you faint you always fall backwards.
What about the fella who fainted and fell forward into the vicar.
I saw it on jerewmy beadle, he will confirm this if you care to email him.
Might take him a while to get back only haqving one decent hand and all.
quote:Originally posted by shakes:quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
did you know that when you faint you always fall backwards.
What about the fella who fainted and fell forward into the vicar.
I don't think he fainted so much as passed out from too much alcohol and lack of sleep.
Perhaps that explains the forward trajectory (sp)
Is beadle dead. 
quote:Originally posted by shakes:
Is beadle dead.
Did you miss all the angels posted in his memory?
Yeah he's been dead for ages.
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Why do people keep talking about him anyway?
What, beadle?
you still not watching bb?
No..and I dont know what you are talking about 
Did somebody touch her box?
quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
Angle you're as bad as Federico
Angel never blabbed about Beadle's demise - it was meeeee
quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
No..and I dont know what you are talking about
Well that makes a change
Bloody hell babies get heavy (she has just fallen asleep) I am a slattern & still in me goonie. How big is BB baby these days? Hooge I bet.
Yes huge, he's 5!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Respeck!!
psst, Angel... Federico was on BB, jumping fences against Noirin.
Which one is she?
I really should remember BB is on, I keep wondering wtf people are talking about
Wow, I hadn't heard about him either!quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Jackson?
quote:Originally posted by shakes:
Dusty bins no deed though..tell me he's still alive pleease.
I am sorry to do this to you again but he wasn't actually real.
He was a crude animatronic plastic facsimile of a bin.
Probably with a midget inside doing the arms.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by shakes:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Roll up, roll up...get your celebrity deaths here!!
Celebrity death list
# Sir Edward Downes, 85, British conductor, assisted suicide. [41]
# Joan, Lady Downes, 74, British dancer, choreographer and television producer, assisted suicide.
Those two made the news. They went to that Swiss death clinic to end it all.
That was a very sad story, his wife was terminally ill and he didnt want to be left on his own. The clinic said there have been a few couples choosing to go together like that.
I used to have one Croclit...I dunno if it still works.
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Pat Roach died on this day in 2004.
bomber says bomber is dead.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Something about a blue box causing a woman to faint?
Nah.. you are thinking of Dr Who... the boxes on Deal or No Deal are Red
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Something about a blue box causing a woman to faint?
Nah.. you are thinking of Dr Who... the boxes on Deal or No Deal are Red
Z.
Oh, even worse!
Poor lady!
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by shakes:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Roll up, roll up...get your celebrity deaths here!!
Celebrity death list
# Sir Edward Downes, 85, British conductor, assisted suicide. [41]
# Joan, Lady Downes, 74, British dancer, choreographer and television producer, assisted suicide.
Spooky.. I was listening to an obituary programme on radio 4 just a few moments ago and read the words 'assisted suicide' here at the same time as the presenter said them on the programme
Z.
Don't do it Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I went and made cakes.
OOh I'd love some cakes I contemplated making some as I've loads of rotting nanas but I'm on a diet. That's bananas, not grannies.
Make love not real fairies in cakes.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by RaggyâĨDoll:
I'm away, raggybaby wants fed
Federico?
No! She has far more discerning taste than that at 4months!
I'll risk it
*gets plate*
Z.
*gets plate*
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
did you know that when you faint you always fall backwards.
I didn't on my first day at senioir school when I fainted in the assembley, I fell forwards in to the 2nd years