If there was a keyboard breathaliser this place would be near empty....
Yes, I'd be very lonely, on my own. 
In your house, stabbing a nonfunctional keyboard?......and shouting thinking we could hear you?....
I was only obeying hors d'oeuvres.
In your house, stabbing a nonfunctional keyboard?......and shouting thinking we could hear you?....
If there was a keyboard breathaliser this place would be near empty....
Yes, I'd be very lonely, on my own.
The limit could be set significantly higher than for drink driving
i do wish sometimes there was a delete button for a text sent , but when you wake up * sober up * you want to curl up an die 
Or someone would invent a breathalyser for 'phones, keyboards etc. that would announce: "You are shitfaced, please come back tomorrow and advise if you would still like to say this"
If there was a keyboard breathaliser this place would be near empty....
I've just tested positive.
Having read back, I am not in any way part of any joke towards anyone....and my posts were made in jest and were not even funny.
There is no joke towards anyone, well not that i noticed. 
Its all good humorous fun, isn't it? or am i missing something?
Whatever it is I'm missing it too Ev
I was only obeying hors d'oeuvres.
I hope thats a food....
In your house, stabbing a nonfunctional keyboard?......and shouting thinking we could hear you?....
I can imagine it....
If there was a keyboard breathaliser this place would be near empty....
Yes, I'd be very lonely, on my own.
The limit could be set significantly higher than for drink driving
No defo lower for women....
i do wish sometimes there was a delete button for a text sent , but when you wake up * sober up * you want to curl up an die
Or someone would invent a breathalyser for 'phones, keyboards etc. that would announce: "You are shitfaced, please come back tomorrow and advise if you would still like to say this"
If there was a keyboard breathaliser this place would be near empty....
I've just tested positive.
*pushes Smarty away with bargepole*....
That's why I'm knackered all the time Super. I never switch off when I'm on here, in case I say the wrong thing 
Bliddy hell sproot...no wonder you do a going to bed fred, you must be exhausted...I just regret it the next day!
Having read back, I am not in any way part of any joke towards anyone....and my posts were made in jest and were not even funny.
There is no joke towards anyone, well not that i noticed.
Its all good humorous fun, isn't it? or am i missing something?
Whatever it is I'm missing it too Ev
VV
If there was a keyboard breathaliser this place would be near empty....
Yes, I'd be very lonely, on my own.
In your house, stabbing a nonfunctional keyboard?......and shouting thinking we could hear you?....
Whit a din. I've only come back to ask to keep the noise down.
Having read back, I am not in any way part of any joke towards anyone....and my posts were made in jest and were not even funny.
There is no joke towards anyone, well not that i noticed.
Its all good humorous fun, isn't it? or am i missing something?
Whatever it is I'm missing it too Ev
Well when it turned into breathalyser for keyboards, it didnt have a chance.
Best thread tonight 
I've just tested positive.
think you may be in good company
Did I start some confusion? if I did I am sorry....just got a bit confused midway through...x
I've just tested positive.
think you may be in good company
I'm making a cuppa, i think i would pass.
Having read back, I am not in any way part of any joke towards anyone....and my posts were made in jest and were not even funny.
There is no joke towards anyone, well not that i noticed.
Its all good humorous fun, isn't it? or am i missing something?
Whatever it is I'm missing it too Ev
Well when it turned into breathalyser for keyboards, it didnt have a chance.
Best thread tonight
I've only had two gins...didn't knock of working until about half 12...they were q big ones mind, on account I didn't have much tonic
Pretty sure laser cat bowling is needed here.
Pretty sure laser cat bowling is needed here.
Now I am bloody lost!
Since you ask.....
Having read back, I am not in any way part of any joke towards anyone....and my posts were made in jest and were not even funny.
There is no joke towards anyone, well not that i noticed.
Its all good humorous fun, isn't it? or am i missing something?
Whatever it is I'm missing it too Ev
Well when it turned into breathalyser for keyboards, it didnt have a chance.
Best thread tonight
I've only had two gins...didn't knock of working until about half 12...they were q big ones mind, on account I didn't have much tonic
Euuughhhh Gin we had an aunt who used to visit once a year and would have one G&T while she was there as much as dipso I was as a kid I could'nt drink that....
Did I start some confusion? if I did I am sorry....just got a bit confused midway through...x
Don't know Syd..I don't even know how thwe sandra thing started from an empty thread....
Euuughhhh Gin we had an aunt who used to visit once a year and would have one G&T while she was there as much as dipso I was as a kid I could'nt drink that....
Well, that and you lot of daft buggas have done the trick in helping me getting my work head switched off and ready to climb the wooden hill......
That bloody moaning Lisa started it!
Euuughhhh Gin we had an aunt who used to visit once a year and would have one G&T while she was there as much as dipso I was as a kid I could'nt drink that....
Well, that and you lot of daft buggas have done the trick in helping me getting my work head switched off and ready to climb the wooden hill......
No you are not allowed to go to bed yet....
Having read back, I am not in any way part of any joke towards anyone....and my posts were made in jest and were not even funny.
There is no joke towards anyone, well not that i noticed.
Its all good humorous fun, isn't it? or am i missing something?
Whatever it is I'm missing it too Ev
Well when it turned into breathalyser for keyboards, it didnt have a chance.
Best thread tonight
I've only had two gins...didn't knock of working until about half 12...they were q big ones mind, on account I didn't have much tonic
Euuughhhh Gin we had an aunt who used to visit once a year and would have one G&T while she was there as much as dipso I was as a kid I could'nt drink that....
I'm not a Ginner , but i had also ran out of coke, so its a cuppa now.
That bloody moaning Lisa started it!
I remember her on BB....
I remember her on BB....
Oh gawd, I'd forgotten about her!
I remember her on BB....
Oh gawd, I'd forgotten about her!
..call yourself a BBer....
That bloody moaning Lisa started it!
Which one......there were a few.
Which one......there were a few.
This one -
I thought it would be.....
I thought it would be.....
I thought she was a Lisa and fecking google came up different....
I'd forgotten how many Lisas there were, too!
This is the one that came to mind!
I'd forgotten how many Lisas there were, too!
This is the one that came to mind!
I'll not get it out my mind now.
Don't have nightmares!
