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ENTRY 1..A round of golf with ridrigo.

HMM, WELL YEAH,keep up rodrigo, i need the driver hmm, yeah the driver, what a lovely club the driver is, long slender but round and bulbous at the end, hmm, yeaahhhh, did you know drivers used to be all wooden rodrigo, hmmm, yeah, but now ya, the come in titanium, hmmm yeaahh, titanium freddie, do you know that titanium is one of the lightest yet strongest metals in common usage today . hmm yeah.. today rodrigo, did you know today is the day before tomorow but the day after yesterday right, yeah, hmmmmm, ya. yesterday rodrigo, did you know yesterday is the day before today rodrigo, hmmm yeahhh, ya...tomorow, hmmm yeah...


Shall we go in now rodrigo it's getting dark, hmmm, yeah dark rodrigo..imagine if the whole world was dark rodrigo, ermm yeah like no light just dark, hmmm right yerm..just the stars rodrigo it would be awesome, yeah, erm.. okay, right, but the light would need to shine oakay, erm yeah..

Pour me a pimms rodrigo yeah okay, erm why not.. tumteetum shodebeedooodoop, yeah erm okay...pimmms rodrigo did you know that pimms is erm like ya, okay.................................................. Sleepy

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
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Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
that's deep super Hug it was a 'must watch' with all me mates and me Thumbs Up


Yeah, brill wasn't it- didn't realise Ben Elton wrote it until I just googled it for the quote and the pic


it's all a bit dated now,but ben elton was good at the time, together with all the comic strip films.
bozzimacoo
Here's the text to go with the picture of Freddie.
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Early this morning, one very special housemate was brought to the Diary Room for a very special surprise.

"Halfwit, Big Brother would like to wish you many happy returns of the day."

"Thank you very much!" beamed Halfwit. "I am 24 today."

"Halfwit, not only is it your birthday today, but it is also the Summer Solstice," Big Brother informed him. "In light of this, Big Brother would like to combine the two events into one big celebration."

"The Summer Solstice is often associated with hippies and their ethos of free love, and so Big Brother would like to make today... a very hippy birthday for you."

"Aw, that sounds brilliant!" yelped Halfwit, clapping his hands in excitement.

"Your hippy birthday celebrations will encompass the idea of free love, with housemates working in unison to generate a feeling of peace, love and harmony. Housemates will also be encouraged to celebrate and appreciate you and everything you stand for." Big Brother went on to explain that if the housemates stay in hippy costumes all day, they will win a token.

The birthday boy couldn't have looked happier.

Twenty minutes later the hippy costumes were delivered, and the housemates gathered in the store room to rifle through them. They went down a treat.

"This is the best day in the history of great days!" gushed Siavash, while Charlie immediately put on a flowing blonde wig.

Lisa was a bit dubious about all the flower power outfits. "It's a bit girly, though, isn't it?"

But there was a very happy Halfwit in the House. "It's so eclectic!" he said cheerfully, pulling on a very fetching tie-dye number.
Hicky

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