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Trampy needs to see that.
Originally Posted by erinp:
Trampy needs to see that.
would be fantastic if she did
oh hes gone out the door loving himself so much and thinking ÂĢ signs
That has to be shown on the HL show. I went to bed last night with the sinking feeling that Luke S could possibly squeeze a win - he's been that slippery and kept out of trouble but beneath all that lies a very calculated heart.
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
That has to be shown on the HL show. I went to bed last night with the sinking feeling that Luke S could possibly squeeze a win - he's been that slippery and kept out of trouble but beneath all that lies a very calculated heart.
slippery the perfect word for him 
Didn't the interviewer give him a choice between The Batchelor or a Katie & Peter celebrity Wedding..? I know it's a fauxmance but most blokes like this vapid little twerp would shy away from the wedding stuff.
Either way, screen it to the house 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Didn't the interviewer give him a choice between The Batchelor or a Katie & Peter celebrity Wedding..? I know it's a fauxmance but most blokes like this vapid little twerp would shy away from the wedding stuff.
Either way, screen it to the house
With Ashleigh...so would most!
However, what an up himself doofus, LOL that he fell for it, does he know he's in the BB house?
And...yes please
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Didn't the interviewer give him a choice between The Batchelor or a Katie & Peter celebrity Wedding..? I know it's a fauxmance but most blokes like this vapid little twerp would shy away from the wedding stuff.
Either way, screen it to the house
When he asked about the status of their relationship ,he hesitated then said "You cant repeat any of this ".Now he knows it was a task he will be all to well aware that we the viewers have seen what he hoped we wouldn't.Schoolboy error LukeS.Now we need BB to play it to the house .
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Didn't the interviewer give him a choice between The Batchelor or a Katie & Peter celebrity Wedding..? I know it's a fauxmance but most blokes like this vapid little twerp would shy away from the wedding stuff.
Either way, screen it to the house
When he asked about the status of their relationship ,he hesitated then said "You cant repeat any of this ".Now he knows it was a task he will be all to well aware that we the viewers have seen what he hoped we wouldn't.Schoolboy error LukeS.Now we need BB to play it to the house .
Or, conversely, all the 'adoring' girlies can see it but the house and Ash' can't!
His ego!
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Didn't the interviewer give him a choice between The Batchelor or a Katie & Peter celebrity Wedding..? I know it's a fauxmance but most blokes like this vapid little twerp would shy away from the wedding stuff.
Either way, screen it to the house
When he asked about the status of their relationship ,he hesitated then said "You cant repeat any of this ".Now he knows it was a task he will be all to well aware that we the viewers have seen what he hoped we wouldn't.Schoolboy error LukeS.Now we need BB to play it to the house .
Or, conversely, all the 'adoring' girlies can see it but the house and Ash' can't!
Either way he's toast if it gets shown
I'm certain BB will be wanting to force Luke S out of the woodwork now as he's had such an easy ride so far. Similarly with Dobby, mark my words.
It was too good a set-up not to bother airing it! And either way, Dobby will find out eventually so Luke S already knows the game's up with their 'relationship'!
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Didn't the interviewer give him a choice between The Batchelor or a Katie & Peter celebrity Wedding..? I know it's a fauxmance but most blokes like this vapid little twerp would shy away from the wedding stuff.
Either way, screen it to the house
With Ashleigh...so would most!
However, what an up himself doofus, LOL that he fell for it, does he know he's in the BB house?
And...yes please
I was just about to post 'Arrogant doofus' Didn't he say Anton being told his band were in the charts last year? Mind you - telling him it was all about the brand would have reeled him in - he'd be thinking Jay McKray
the really need to play that to the house.
Deana would love it for 1, the others would all sit there with their mouths wide open and ash would probably say what, whats that mean. i dont get it.
I particularly like the agents suggestion to change his name to Luke 'Scr-chay' Now we need just trash to develop a skin irritation and they can be Itchy and Scratchy.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I particularly like the agents suggestion to change his name to Luke 'Scr-chay' Now we need just trash to develop a skin irritation and they can be Itchy and Scratchy.
kaffy
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I particularly like the agents suggestion to change his name to Luke 'Scr-chay' Now we need just trash to develop a skin irritation and they can be Itchy and Scratchy.
Boom boom! I loved how it was made to sound like Versache too... his ego was huge enough to enjoy the similarity with an uber-cool designer label! 
I hope you realise how restrained I was there.... that itch is way more likely to be somewhere unmetionable... but would I suggest such a thing? 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I hope you realise how restrained I was there.... that itch is way more likely to be somewhere unmetionable... but would I suggest such a thing?
I was also soooo close to doing the same thing kaffers! 
I hope she's got short arms...
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
That has to be shown on the HL show. I went to bed last night with the sinking feeling that Luke S could possibly squeeze a win - he's been that slippery and kept out of trouble but beneath all that lies a very calculated heart.
Spot on, he is so smarmy, and that horrible grin!...Plus he's hiding a big secret...The guy is a screaming Queen..
With Ashleigh...so would most!
However, what an up himself doofus, LOL that he fell for it, does he know he's in the BB house?
And...yes please
I was just about to post 'Arrogant doofus' Didn't he say Anton being told his band were in the charts last year? Mind you - telling him it was all about the brand would have reeled him in - he'd be thinking Jay McKray
the really need to play that to the house.
We've posted together for too long Kaffs I noticed Cos posted something attributed to you re 'hard paper round'....isn't that me
I'm beginning to warm to/ feel a bit sorry for Ash' and that's really not a good thing!
Originally Posted by justafriend:
Deana would love it for 1, the others would all sit there with their mouths wide open and ash would probably say what, whats that mean. i dont get it.
There are much worse things than being a bit dim justa.......yeah I'm definitely starting to feel a bit sorry for her!
Originally Posted by Supes:
We've posted together for too long Kaffs I noticed Cos posted something attributed to you re 'hard paper round'....isn't that me
I'm beginning to warm to/ feel a bit sorry for Ash' and that's really not a good thing!
I'm sure your paper round must've been easy, supes! Oh.. right.. you mean the phrase.... 
It must be quite a common phrase - I picked it up from my ex - he was always very complimentary about people. Now repeat after me... 'I don't like Ashley... I don't like Ashley.. I don't like Ashley...'
I feel sorry for her too in ways tbh,she seems to be in awe of him and that he's interested in her when in fact he's using her really....I wouldn't like her to find out in there what he's said,she deserves to know yes but I don't think it would make for pretty viewing watching her humiliation or possibly fall to pieces.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Supes:
We've posted together for too long Kaffs I noticed Cos posted something attributed to you re 'hard paper round'....isn't that me
I'm beginning to warm to/ feel a bit sorry for Ash' and that's really not a good thing!
I'm sure your paper round must've been easy, supes! Oh.. right.. you mean the phrase.... It must be quite a common phrase - I picked it up from my ex - he was always very complimentary about people. Now repeat after me... 'I don't like Ashley... I don't like Ashley.. I don't like Ashley...'
Tries mantra.....f'in jeffin, do you like to p on people..yeah it's working!
No.
She can watch others humiliated and fall to pieces though - if she gets her way.
ie. Lauren.
S'true, I did use the paper round comment the other night.
Always associate it with Kaff but that's just because I think I first saw her use it and so I name checked her
I like to credit others witticisms
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
I feel sorry for her too in ways tbh,she seems to be in awe of him and that he's interested in her when in fact he's using her really....I wouldn't like her to find out in there what he's said,she deserves to know yes but I don't think it would make for pretty viewing watching her humiliation or possibly fall to pieces.
Lee, I think that she knew from the start that she wasn't in 'his league' which is why she's always been a bitch to Lauren. Doesn't make it any the nicer to watch though
Originally Posted by Supes:
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
I feel sorry for her too in ways tbh,she seems to be in awe of him and that he's interested in her when in fact he's using her really....I wouldn't like her to find out in there what he's said,she deserves to know yes but I don't think it would make for pretty viewing watching her humiliation or possibly fall to pieces.
Lee, I think that she knew from the start that she wasn't in 'his league' which is why she's always been a bitch to Lauren. Doesn't make it any the nicer to watch though
You're probably right Supes,she's wrong for a lot of things,one Nablick Luke could have thought it would be easier to play her than Lauren,Lauren's miss was her mercy with him,
DONT SHOW THE FOOTAGE OF ME DISSING ASHLEIGH
He's dim.
And dull as 
How many years in?
How are HM's sooooo stupid?
Holy crap erin! You can almost hear the cogs grinding oh so slowly in that clip!
God somebody wind him up i like how he is worried about losing opportunities
Originally Posted by erinp:
SWEET JESUS