..and heres one of mine copied from then other thread...

My uncles dog appeared one day with next doors rabbit dead in its mouth....rather than tell the neighbours they cleaned it up and sneaked it back into the hutch and hoped the neighbour would just think it had died..
A couple of days later talking to the neighbour he remarked on a strange thing that had happened...their rabbit had died and they'd buried it but a couple of days later it appeared back in the hutch, dead but groomed!!

Now that is funny!

mine copied from the other thread.......


i remember when i was a kid and our cat died...i was all upset and me mum tried to calm me down saying...'whiskey has gone to cat heaven'....

my sis piped up..'no he hasn't...i saw dad burying him in the garden'......


and......


many years ago my mate had a budgie called dotty.....she trained it to do all sorts.....anyway she went on holiday and left it in the 'safe' hands of her flatmate.....

he had a party...someone blew rather a lot of 'special cigarette' smoke in his cage.....poor dotty was fumed to death.....!!!..


and........

in response to croc saying about putting a paving slab over the ground where you bury them....

didn't stop the foxes round here....dug my wisey up after 7 months and left(what was left of him) all over me garden......

Our cat that is buried in the farden was killed by my in-laws retired racing greyhound....we had to lie to the kids for years and tell them a fox had killed him...we only owned up once the dog was dead.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
....dug my wisey up after 7 months and left(what was left of him) all over me garden......

Eric Morcambe was well pissed off

I lived in Watford for 9 years and had a hamster as a pet. I moved back up North, and brought him with me. He had the front seat in the car all the way up, while I sat in the back. I got all moved in etc. and the next day an old friend who I hadn't seen for years came to visit. She went to look in the cage and asked how long I had had him, then said "erm .... he's dead!"

I was ....the bloody thing!!! I had sat cramped up in the back seat all the way up from London so he could have the comfort of the front seat in his cage...and he bloody well pops his clogs the next day!

My friends daughter goes on a weeks holiday with her grandparents... giving her mum strict instructions on how to care for Mr Fluffy, her pet hamster

Inevitably, Mr Fluffy pegged it the day after her daugher set off. She then spent all week chasing around the county looking for a 'ringer' to replace Mr Fluffy. The day before her daughter was due home she found one!

Her daughter (who was about 8 at the time) got back from holiday in the middle of the night... but even as being carried in from the car to her bed... she sleepily asked after Mr Fluffy.... her mum assured her he was fine... she could get him out in the morning.

My mate woke the next day to blood curdling screams from her daughters room.

Mr Fluffy had given birth! And was sitting at the front of her cage eating the heads off his (her) babies....!

ohhhhh........and also when i was little my guinea pig died......my dad buried him......and a few weeks later i was helping him dig for spuds.....and stuck the fork through me dead guinea pig and brought him out of the ground......

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Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
....dug my wisey up after 7 months and left(what was left of him) all over me garden......

Eric Morcambe was well pissed off

I don`t like this thread.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ohhhhh........and also when i was little my guinea pig died......my dad buried him......and a few weeks later i was helping him dig for spuds.....and stuck the fork through me dead guinea pig and brought him out of the ground......

Oh god... I screamed and then howled at that...

there is alot to be said for animal cremation!

We had a guinea pig, found it dead with its head trapped under the super duper hutch hubby had built. We had just got our first dog then, so I wouldn't let hubby bury it in the garden in case the dog dug it up, nor would I let him put it in the bin, in case the kids saw it. So Mr Cinds in his wisdom decided to keep it in a shoe box over the weekend, and then take it to work to put in the skip for when it was due to be emptied. (Going back to the dead guinea pig in a shoe box, Mr Cinds proudly told me, he had put it on the top shelf in the garage so the flies couldn't get it I said 'erm they're called flies for a reason ).

Anyway, so the day came for the skip to be emptied so Mr Cinds brought the box in to work, came in to my office and said 'oh I really liked this little guy, I'll just say a last goodbye to him' and proceeded to open the shoe box, stuck his face towards it to say his goodbye, got one sniff and puked.

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I don`t like this thread.

There was a warning in the opening post

My mate had a hamster who escpaed and disappeared behind a wall unit...they thought he'd come back but days went by and nothing till one day the stereo wouldn't work....

Her dad maged to pull the unit out and there was the hamster...front paws on the wire which was clamped between his teeth..he'd electricuted himself and blown the stereo as he went!!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ohhhhh........and also when i was little my guinea pig died......my dad buried him......and a few weeks later i was helping him dig for spuds.....and stuck the fork through me dead guinea pig and brought him out of the ground......

OH MY ...

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
My mate had a hamster who escpaed and disappeared behind a wall unit...they thought he'd come back but days went by and nothing till one day the stereo wouldn't work....

Her dad maged to pull the unit out and there was the hamster...front paws on the wire which was clamped between his teeth..he'd electricuted himself and blown the stereo as he went!!

Bloody heck my girl dog Gloria did that at the office, blew all the phones and computers, thankfully didn't blow herself to smitherines.

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ohhhhh........and also when i was little my guinea pig died......my dad buried him......and a few weeks later i was helping him dig for spuds.....and stuck the fork through me dead guinea pig and brought him out of the ground......

OH MY ...

strangely enough my gp was called spuddy........it was a sign.......

not that he's dead or anything.....but my mate bought a puppy a few years back......he was sooooo tiny.......anyways he was led out on the floor and i didn't spot him.....and trod on his ear......

she still insists his ear doesn't look right cos it flops over where i trod on him......

The first pet I had was a lamb called Frisky. My Dad used to be in the police force and found it knocked over on the side of the rode, so he had took it to the closest farmer, who told him it was worthless to him, so to take it home and do what he needed to do with it, i.e. kill it for meat. Dad brought it home with that intention, but then we all saw it, and he didn't have the heart to kill it, so we nursed it back to health and it lived with us for almost a year, before she had to move on to my uncles farm.

Before anyone says 'oh the old farm story', I have asked my parents as an adult whether it was the old farm story, and the assured me she really did go to live there.

My 2nd pet Scamp the dog came along when I was 6 and a half (the half is important at that age), we had got her in preparation for us moving in to our big new house. Anyway, I am the youngest of 5 kids so we didn't have birthday parties very often. My 7th birthday was the first year I had a party. (Awwwwwww how sweet and lovely it was), THEN, when all my little friends were leaving, the puppy went and got out and ran across a very busy main road, as 10 horrified 7 year old girls looked on, the puppy got well and truly squashed

Has no-one else any stories?

This one wasn't a pet exactly but when I live don the farm one of the cows got out and managed to get through the level crossing gates onto the train line where it got hit by a train and killed....It held up all the trains in half of Kent through to London for about an hour till we could get it moved...(my dad then butchered it and it went in the freezer once it had cooled down)

That night the London Evening Standard headline...Death at Dawn for the Daredevil Daisy!

many years later when i was a commuter myself and there was a delay a couple of ladies in the carriage were talking about silly reasons for delays and mentioned that once British rail had even tried to say a cow getting run over had caused it and it was a likely story!!

I was really laughing as I told them it was all true and that we'd eaten it!

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I don`t like this thread.

There was a warning in the opening post

Yes Cinds.I missed it as usual..menopausal brain working backwards.

Croc that reminds me of a bull on the loose in Langley Moor (a small village near Durham city), and police marksmen had to shoot it. Also when I lived in my crappy little downstairs flat in Brandon (just up from Langley Moor), and one evening string of horses ran across the front lawn, I never did find out what happened to them.

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I don`t like this thread.

There was a warning in the opening post

Yes Cinds.I missed it as usual..menopausal brain working backwards.

Bless ya, I am sure I am menopausal too! I have read that the onset can start 10 years before you actually go through it

A bull got out from the sister farm to where we lived (bloke owned two farms, we lived on one)...he went onto the local housing estate and damaged about 5 cars....they changed his name after to Tiptoe Teddy!

are we the only ones with dead pet stories????.....

I think we're the only ones posting on the forum!
Only us has dead pets and musical memories!!

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I think we're the only ones posting on the forum!
Only us has dead pets and musical memories!!

i shall hold a seance and see if my dead pets have any moosical memories........

My dead cat (the one in the garden) was called Rudi after Message to you Rudi!!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
are we the only ones with dead pet stories????.....

We must be, but what the heck here's another one. Not exactly a pet, but a story nonetheless.

Lass I used to work with, her husband was driving home with his brother through country roads, suddenly saw a cat on the road, but could not avoid hitting it! They stopped the car and could hear a car screaming at the side of the road, so decided the kindest thing would be to put it out of its misery. So they killed it! (I never dared ask how).

They carried on their journey home, but an awful banging was coming from the engine, but they carried on to home as the road was dark and they wouldn't have been able to see, when they got home, they lifted the engine and the at they had ran over was mangled in the engine! Who was the poor cat they killed at the side of the road????

I reckon all the dead cats would sing memories

my dead cat who was dug up by foxes was called wisey after dennis wise.....which isn't really musical at all.....

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
are we the only ones with dead pet stories????.....

We must be, but what the heck here's another one. Not exactly a pet, but a story nonetheless.

Lass I used to work with, her husband was driving home with his brother through country roads, suddenly saw a cat on the road, but could not avoid hitting it! They stopped the car and could hear a car screaming at the side of the road, so decided the kindest thing would be to put it out of its misery. So they killed it! (I never dared ask how).

They carried on their journey home, but an awful banging was coming from the engine, but they carried on to home as the road was dark and they wouldn't have been able to see, when they got home, they lifted the engine and the at they had ran over was mangled in the engine! Who was the poor cat they killed at the side of the road????

We had two budgies...Chas and Dave years ago...well Chas went light and needed to be killed so I asked husband to do it...he couldn't so i had to....THE AFTERNOON AFTER I HAD GIVEN BIRTH...there I was on the balcony of your flat with the budgie in a teatowel to hide it from the local kids who wanted to know what I was doing as i was killing it!

The other one flew away wehn i accidetally left the window open about 2 inches and let it out of its cage!

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
are we the only ones with dead pet stories????.....

We must be, but what the heck here's another one. Not exactly a pet, but a story nonetheless.

Lass I used to work with, her husband was driving home with his brother through country roads, suddenly saw a cat on the road, but could not avoid hitting it! They stopped the car and could hear a car screaming at the side of the road, so decided the kindest thing would be to put it out of its misery. So they killed it! (I never dared ask how).

They carried on their journey home, but an awful banging was coming from the engine, but they carried on to home as the road was dark and they wouldn't have been able to see, when they got home, they lifted the engine and the at they had ran over was mangled in the engine! Who was the poor cat they killed at the side of the road????

I know, I remember her telling me this story years ago, but I can't forget it. But I had the same reaction as you. Shock then laugh. Apparently when they realised what they had done both the guys were in tears.

aww i have a dead rabbit called tabitha. She stamped too loud for too long and one night found herself tuffed out the cat flap

she might be dead or as lil gyps likes to think gone to live with the other rabbits in the woods

absolutly no foxes were mentioned NO FOXES okay

Oh, if we've moved from funny but macabre to not funny... just euwwww....

my friend had a kitten. Her boyfriends mates came round for her boyfriend.. but as it was winter and they all had their winter shoes and boots on, she made them stay in the kitchen, but gave them a beer each, whilst they waited for her bf.

One of them stepped back.... onto the kitten. He was a big bloke... it was apparently gross.... and def died immediately!

(oh, and the other blokes all scarpered and left this poor bloke to tell my friend what had happened on his own!)

That story sort of knocks into a cocked hat my dad running over and killing a cat near my sisters mates on his way home from a card school one Sunday night....sister goes into school next day and her mate was crying and said it was cos her cat haad been run over and killed...

Sister pipes up "Oh that was my dad who did that!"

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
We had two budgies...Chas and Dave years ago...well Chas went light and needed to be killed so I asked husband to do it...he couldn't so i had to....THE AFTERNOON AFTER I HAD GIVEN BIRTH...there I was on the balcony of your flat with the budgie in a teatowel to hide it from the local kids who wanted to know what I was doing as i was killing it!

The other one flew away wehn i accidetally left the window open about 2 inches and let it out of its cage!

I think I am laughing more at them being called Chas & Dave

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Scotty:
I don`t like this thread.

There was a warning in the opening post

Yes Cinds.I missed it as usual..menopausal brain working backwards.

Bless ya, I am sure I am menopausal too! I have read that the onset can start 10 years before you actually go through it

OMG I don`t know where to begin. I`ve been Dolly Dimple for years.

Bless you too...lets go mad together.