Former super-rich tax avoider David Beckham is apparently a hero (again) for standing in a queue when he probably didn't have to. Brooklyn Beckham has proffered his stateside rich kid's opinion on something to do with the Queen's funeral but honestly, who should care! Phil and Holly are now public enemy number one for jumping a queue like MPs were allowed to do. The Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng was laughing at the Queen's funeral but we hold Phil and Holly up to higher standards of probity than our senior politicians, apparently! The oligarch's media practically ignoring Kwarteng while going for Phil and Holly's jugulars is nothing to do with Kwarteng about to chuck billions at the wealthy elite in tax cuts, I'm sure!