has anyone else noticed how heavy he breaths or some of the noises he makes like taking a wiff of a ciggy, all seem SO LOUD. I know he has a microphone attached to him but I have only ever noticed this on him 
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Maybe it's because he is so big and heavy and stocky and thick set. He probably snores loudly too.
Maybe he's trying to be like Darth Vader 
I just assumed it was because he's such a great fat lard-arse 
quote:Originally posted by Growlybear:
I just assumed it was because he's such a great fat lard-arse
I have noticed he breathes in a very laboured way for weeks now~
and he rubs his nose alot too~ like it is blocked
~ It really is bad~ and it sounds like he needs it checked out
It sounds like he has serious lung problems
and he rubs his nose alot too~ like it is blocked
~ It really is bad~ and it sounds like he needs it checked out
It sounds like he has serious lung problems
He needs an inhaler, sounds like asthma to me. Ive been thinking this for weeks.
quote:Originally posted by Growlybear:
I just assumed it was because he's such a great fat lard-arse
He's a fat, lard-arse who smokes far too much!
quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Maybe he's trying to be like Darth Vader
Daft Ada, I quite like Dave
I'm thinking adenoid problems
I cannot bear to listen to David's heavy laboured breathing because it sounds like it is painful for him to breathe. I also think he should address this when he leaves the house. His heavy smoking cannot help either, it will only exacerbate an already underlying problem. I say that as a smoker myself, without breathing difficulties.
Although David claims that he has a 32" waist, he clearly is a much larger waist size. He is carrying a bit too much weight around his middle area, which will not help his breathing. A few weeks down the gym could sort that, but David also has a huge appetite. Last night alone, he ate a large bowl of cornflakes followed by a large greasy beefburger topped with mayo and sauce, on toast. And all this before bed.
Although David claims that he has a 32" waist, he clearly is a much larger waist size. He is carrying a bit too much weight around his middle area, which will not help his breathing. A few weeks down the gym could sort that, but David also has a huge appetite. Last night alone, he ate a large bowl of cornflakes followed by a large greasy beefburger topped with mayo and sauce, on toast. And all this before bed.
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
I cannot bear to listen to David's heavy laboured breathing because it sounds like it is painful for him to breathe. I also think he should address this when he leaves the house. His heavy smoking cannot help either, it will only exacerbate an already underlying problem. I say that as a smoker myself, without breathing difficulties.
Although David claims that he has a 32" waist, he clearly is a much larger waist size. He is carrying a bit too much weight around his middle area, which will not help his breathing. A few weeks down the gym could sort that, but David also has a huge appetite. Last night alone, he ate a large bowl of cornflakes followed by a large greasy beefburger topped with mayo and sauce, on toast. And all this before bed.
I can't bare how much he eats.
Maybe the breathing problems are caused by squeezing himself into 32" waist trousers? 
quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
Maybe the breathing problems are caused by squeezing himself into 32" waist trousers?
quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
Maybe the breathing problems are caused by squeezing himself into 32" waist trousers?
Good point fab.
I also sometimes try squeezing myself into too-tight jeans, and I can't breathe properly either quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
Maybe the breathing problems are caused by squeezing himself into 32" waist trousers?
Good point fab.
I know the feeling.
He wears those braces to keep his chest up
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
I cannot bear to listen to David's heavy laboured breathing because it sounds like it is painful for him to breathe. I also think he should address this when he leaves the house. His heavy smoking cannot help either, it will only exacerbate an already underlying problem. I say that as a smoker myself, without breathing difficulties.
Although David claims that he has a 32" waist, he clearly is a much larger waist size. He is carrying a bit too much weight around his middle area, which will not help his breathing. A few weeks down the gym could sort that, but David also has a huge appetite. Last night alone, he ate a large bowl of cornflakes followed by a large greasy beefburger topped with mayo and sauce, on toast. And all this before bed.
I can't bare how much he eats.
nor me SR. He does a lot of the cooking in the house too, so he has access to it all, all the time
I keep getting "1 tip of a flat belly" popping up 
quote:Originally posted by Clipboard:
He wears those braces to keep his chest up
I'm still trying to work out the design of that shirt with the braces on. Are the braces attached to the shirt? I take it it is a VW designed shirt. VW always was a zany designer, but then she and Malcolm dressed the Sex Pistols! .. enough said!
quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
I keep getting "1 tip of a flat belly" popping up
I know fab, I keep getting it too. You would think they could keep the adverts discreet for people like us who struggle with breathing in tight trousers
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
I keep getting "1 tip of a flat belly" popping up
I know fab, I keep getting it too. You would think they could keep the adverts discreet for people like us who struggle with breathing in tight trousers
They're totally tactless.
