'blown out of all precaution'

Oh yeah! LMFAO!

I'm gonna do a few votes to keep him in!

He's a FAB HM

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Originally posted by *KG*:
Oh yeah! LMFAO!

I'm gonna do a few votes to keep him in!

He's a FAB HM

yeah SAVE THE DAVE!!!!!

I'm soooooooooo in!

I shall do a thread in your honour!

Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He is the George Bush of BB.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Sorry, but I just don't think stupidity is endearing or that it deserves to be rewarded. If I don't find it cute, I'm equally allowed not to.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Sorry, but I just don't think stupidity is endearing or that it deserves to be rewarded. If I don't find it cute, I'm equally allowed not to.

Double negative there. Be careful or else you might have the Grammar Police on your case Best to ensure that one is 'word perfect' when drawing attention to the mistakes of others.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Sorry, but I just don't think stupidity is endearing or that it deserves to be rewarded. If I don't find it cute, I'm equally allowed not to.

Im not disagreeing with you your are entitled your opinion..... He cant help who he is Im sure he tried in school...

It doesn't make me think he's cute/endearing, but it does make me sometimes e.g. during last night's highlights on the bench with Bea: "I aren't really got that many good communication skills.... my communication skills aren't that very well.... blown it out of all precaution"

I like David.

"You can make a cow drag to the water.....but you cant make it drink"

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
'blown out of all precaution'

PMSL!! THIS is the one I was trying to remember in work today when I was telling my colleagues about last night's HL show! loved it!!!!!

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Originally posted by lainy m:
"You can make a cow drag to the water.....but you cant make it drink"

Proper class, and I ain't takin the pee

He's just sooooo funneh and I love him! So NER! Shoot me!

This thread needs decorating

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
It doesn't make me think he's cute/endearing, but it does make me sometimes e.g. during last night's highlights on the bench with Bea: "I aren't really got that many good communication skills.... my communication skills aren't that very well.... blown it out of all precaution"

Listen up, you! I could spend ALL FREAKING DAY on here, pointing out grammatical and spelling errors, but what's the point? Eh? The HMs and FMs didn't sign up to be scrutinised by the likes of YOU!

SHUT UP! You idiot

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Originally posted by *KG*:

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
It doesn't make me think he's cute/endearing, but it does make me sometimes e.g. during last night's highlights on the bench with Bea: "I aren't really got that many good communication skills.... my communication skills aren't that very well.... blown it out of all precaution"

Listen up, you! I could spend ALL FREAKING DAY on here, pointing out grammatical and spelling errors, but what's the point? Eh? The HMs and FMs didn't sign up to be scrutinised by the likes of YOU!

SHUT UP! You idiot

WHAT I wasn't scrutinising him, I was sympathising with him for his mistakes and being upset that other hms make fun of him and call him e.g.yorkshire pudding. I think one of us has misunderstood the other here But hey thanks for calling me an idiot, telling me to SHUT UP and the rolly eyes!

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Originally posted by *KG*:
He's genius!

One of his classics:

'Misinterpretated'

I couldn't stop laffin!

We've gotta keep him in there

That was originally a George W Bushism.

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

He said himself he was in a remedial class. But I don't think he is as harmless as he looks. He is canny, streetwise, and is actually quite eloquent, while (deliberately?) missing out big words. His sentence structure is rather good, if you listen to it.

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Originally posted by *KG*:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Sorry, but I just don't think stupidity is endearing or that it deserves to be rewarded. If I don't find it cute, I'm equally allowed not to.

Double negative there. Be careful or else you might have the Grammar Police on your case Best to ensure that one is 'word perfect' when drawing attention to the mistakes of others.

That is not a double negative.

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Sorry, but I just don't think stupidity is endearing or that it deserves to be rewarded. If I don't find it cute, I'm equally allowed not to.

Im not disagreeing with you your are entitled your opinion..... He cant help who he is Im sure he tried in school...

I disagree. I think everyone can help who they are. The human condition is for self-improvement. Those who are too lazy, fall back on "who they are".

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Originally posted by lainy m:
"You can make a cow drag to the water.....but you cant make it drink"

If he knows the phrase, then he knows it is a horse. He's doing a Brian Belo.

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Originally posted by jennywren:

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Originally posted by lainy m:
"You can make a cow drag to the water.....but you cant make it drink"

If he knows the phrase, then he knows it is a horse. He's doing a Brian Belo.

Mmmmm not so sure jenny, but you could be right

Dave is a genius HM and anyone who doesn't think so, is a div - so NER! Pish off the lot of ya!

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
This thread needs decorating

Love that

I cant stand the man. If he shut his mouth for five seconds and listened every now and then, he might learn a few things and speak properly.

He's either putting on an act, or, he's been brought up by idiots and teachers that cant speak properly either

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Originally posted by DanceSettee

Is there a David fan club? Might be needing this tonight

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Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
I cant stand the man. If he shut his mouth for five seconds and listened every now and then, he might learn a few things and speak properly.

He's either putting on an act, or, he's been brought up by idiots and teachers that cant speak properly either

Barmy hun. I've been watching him and have concluded that he's probably got specific learning/language difficulties. He talks about being in the 'remedial' class at school and I'm guessing that's probably why. He did actually make me again watching hls tonight, the way he went about the group in that ridiculous V Westwood top that looked like he had toddler reigns on, shaking hands with and congratulating everyone like a true gentleman. And, he stuck up for Hira being a genuinely, 'nice' person. Wish he hadn't got into Lisa's 'clutches'

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Originally posted by lainy m:
"You can make a cow drag to the water.....but you cant make it drink"

I PMSL everytime I hear that

Brilliant thread

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Harmless bear????? He's a nasty bore! Always over dramatic, vitriolic, bitchy old queen. I loathe the piece of filth!

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Originally posted by Barolo:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ye gods...

Here we go again with the "thick is cute and funny" scenario...

He cant help being what he is we dont know his academic background... If people find it cute then they should be allowed to....

I like David and think he is a harmless bear

Harmless bear????? He's a nasty bore! Always over dramatic, vitriolic, bitchy old queen. I loathe the piece of filth!

Blimey, don't hold back!