We need to abuse someone! 
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OK... well I want to anyway... just for fun! 
OK... I get the message. 
Time for me to go too.
Time for me to go too.
are you looking for OUR Dave?? He's been on a much-needed vacation. He returns soon. 
If you can find him you can abuse him. 
If you can find him you can abuse him. 
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If you can find him you can abuse him
Oh, we'll find him. 
Was I the only one that thought "You're my wife now" when I saw the title?
Hi. You missed me? 
ello dave, welcome back, some women would like to abuse you now...
Well, if they are hurling heaps of abuse on me then they are too busy to abuse someone else, eh?
Have at 'im, folks. I tried to warn him.
oh i don't think it's that sort of abuse dave....
Jackson!
I think Pam is fetching some 'equipment'. 
i saw that bliz, although i'll be interested to see what she does with an orange and handcuffs.
Pam is busy giving out advice
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*wonders who pam is*
xcheetotalleexi
Oh 
I can't say her name, so I call her Pam.
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I can say her name
Xochiquetzal is a bit of a tongue twister isn't it.
You been tippling already Jackson?
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Xochiquetzal is a bit of a tongue twister isn't it
Xochi (zoakee) for short, but I suppose 'Pam' is a tad easier. Though I tend to say it with the Scottish/Germanic gutteral 'ch' sound.
She did used to have a thing that said 'Try Shock-e-Kite-zal' or something like that.
Shock - E - Keh - tzal is how I'd pronounce it. If I were to actually try to pronounce it, that is. I was just calling her Xocky, until someone suggested Pam.
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are you looking for OUR Dave?? He's been on a much-needed vacation. He returns soon.
Is that a LiveCloud 'vacation' or a vacation vacation? Reference: 
She did used to have a thing that said 'Try Shock-e-Kite-zal' or something like that.
Awww! You remembered! Reference: 
Hi. You missed me?
Until you ran away last night!
I've been on a real vacation since Nov, 23. Most of that time was spent with no internet connection. It was both thrilling and annoying all at the same time. 
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I've been on a real vacation since Nov, 23. Most of that time was spent with no internet connection. It was both thrilling and annoying all at the same time.
Likely story! 
You went to a monastery to escape us? Reference:
You went to a monastery to escape us?
OMG. Dave??? At a MONASTERY??? My smilies aren't working correctly, or I'd be RFLMAO right now!!!Reference:
OMG. Dave??? At a MONASTERY???
I did say it with a certain British use of irony Lori... But do tell more! 
I figured it was British irony....but I fully appreciated it.
It did make me laugh out loud. Now my co-workers think I am insane.
If I told you anything, I'd have to kill you.....
It did make me laugh out loud. Now my co-workers think I am insane.
If I told you anything, I'd have to kill you.....
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It did make me laugh out loud. Now my co-workers think I am insane.
If I told you anything, I'd have to kill you.....
... and never mind... I have a great imagination...
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And they'd be wrong how?
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You went to a monastery to escape us?
Well, I guess you could call it that.
Mom's House is another name for it.
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Mom's House is another name for it.
I don't buy the old 'American as apple pie' act Dave
I thought that other topic said Forum Babes 2009. I was expecting to see pictures of forum users.