Dave is so full of self importance atm Aimee - it's laughable to us viewers really; he spent a lot of time yesterday talking about the press conferences they'll have to do - he however, is used to them, apparently.

Hope the barricade the Severn Bridge and keep him in England, we don't want him in Wales - sorry folks.

He's saying on LF now not he has 2/3 things that may come out about hium and he might not have the time to defend himself! If only he knew - this is the bloke who thinks the public have 'saved' him!

We'll bloody float him across, then!

i suggest a rocket into space.
hes bigging himself up again live feed saying about stories that could be out there about him

Shall we hope he 'drifts' somewhere way past the UK coast line - that'll be ok for all concerned?!

Apparently someone is working on his behalf to keep him in (LF now) he thinks it's Ben or Tom Jones again!

Not the Good Lawd?
He is way more savy than he makes out. The guy is full of spiel and bull8hit.

Harpoon! Harpoon!


How the bliddy hell does he think Tom Jones even knows who he IS, never mind be spending his time rounding up votes for him? TJ has lived in LA for decades.

As for Ben, I doubt there's any love lost after he's had the chance to see what his 'mate' said about him.

Well R/Lawd hasn't been mentioned atm - he might as the day goes on!
Apparently Dave's Mum only said stay another week when they had the home vids and here he is still in there - by public choice!
His self importance is unbelievable, the stuff that comes out of his mouth. Never has a HM left me so speechless when he starts on one of his sermons (shall we call it)?

I think he thinks reporters from all over the world will be coming to interview him or he's hoping for a front cover of Ok shoot to show off his fake tan

he thinks its cardiff football club too the man thinks hes something special, i hope he gets some home truths when hes out

Yeah, I'm not kidding Aimee, he's surmising Davina's out there right now doing her bit for tonight - listen to Dave it's all sorted, he knows it all.

Never have I hoped for someone to have some comeuppances or home truths!

Exactly!

wonder if steves seen the monks vids yet and still wants him to win.

France would be a good place for him

I have never seen such a self-obsessed, self-deluded, obnoxious piece of shoite in my life...and this plonker will come second to Farmer Giles.....what a final

Dave is the original Severn Bore

He also thought he'd have to stay behind for a few days to do ALL the BBLB things, he thinks it's going to be a really busy time, Yes mate thats why John and Sam are standing in a tesco car park at midnight shouting over the wall, thats how busy they are

That is the only thing we can call it Gma, he goes on, and on, and on! Preaching his spiel. I hope the guy goes out first tonight, but alas that doesn't seem to be the likely outcome. I just hope, neigh I prey he doesn't finish first. Go home Monk! 

Anywhere from this coastline!
I've never seen such a weird bloke either, he makes my blood boil!
Yesterday was classic when he was spouting about his daughter and dating!

Bet you that his story is in the New of the World Sunday, defending himself.

Seconded! He must go out first if there's any justice!

I know, he has it all sorted hasn't he? Please let the boos come thro' tonight!

I so hope he cops some booing, he certainly deserves it.

the only reason he has lasted is cause he got rid of the mullet & the robe... knob

Strange that Dave has stopped mentioning R Lawd and his bubbling belly of love and now only mentions his perceived negative traits of his fellow HMs and how wonderful he himself is. Oh and how many interviews he will have to do and his wonderful media coverage, of course.