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His wheelchair would be a necessity not a tool he uses to con people, eh stonks?
Cant wait for that twonk to get emptied out on his bum to a huge booooooooooo 
Thinking about it, this is where eviction crowd numpties sell themselves and the show short. By habitually booing just about everyone these days, they de-value what a really good, thoroughly deserved boo means.
When Dave gets the heave-ho, he'll probably brush off the boos by rationalising that 'everyone' got them. Shame.
When Dave gets the heave-ho, he'll probably brush off the boos by rationalising that 'everyone' got them. Shame.
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Thinking about it, this is where eviction crowd numpties sell themselves and the show short. By habitually booing just about everyone these days, they de-value what a really good, thoroughly deserved boo means. When Dave gets the heave-ho, he'll probably brush off the boos by rationalising that 'everyone' got them. Shame.
It's true though, stonks. All those idiots in the crowd are doing is diluting the viewers' power to let HMs know what we really think of them.
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Thinking about it, this is where eviction crowd numpties sell themselves and the show short. By habitually booing just about everyone these days, they de-value what a really good, thoroughly deserved boo means. When Dave gets the heave-ho, he'll probably brush off the boos by rationalising that 'everyone' got them. Shame
I think he'll get the hint when people start throwing wheelchairs at him in the street
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I think he'll get the hint when people start throwing wheelchairs at him in the street
Oh, purlease... 
big gameplayer that dave 
Mario defended Ben.
Mario became upset with David and John James as they continued to mock the people who did not volunteer during Andrew's 'Jack Bauer' task.
When Andrew requested five people to stand up and volunteer to potentially leave the house, Mario stayed on the ground along with Ben and most of the newest arrivals. David and John James then spent the afternoon mocking Ben for his failure to volunteer.
After saying that Ben would "grow some stones one day", David and John James laughed at the broadcaster and said that it was his flawed nature that had led him not to volunteer. Mario sat listening to their ridicule, and said: "I didn't stand up either you know."
Despite Ben being the main focus of their scorn, Mario became increasingly annoyed by the conversation. David announced: "There's people who stand and people who lie. People who can talk the talk and those who can walk the walk." Mario sarcastically responded: "Well done Dave, you stood up, good for you. There's a plate of milk and cookies for you to celebrate."
The 28-year-old aspiring fashion designer then left the bedroom to visit the Diary Room, and vented his frustrations to Jo. "They're going around with smug grins on their faces because they stood up and other people lay down," Mario blasted. "I've put up with it for half an hour and I can't listen to it any more."
"Don't let that bother you," Jo said as she tried to comfort him. "Don't let them twist your head. That's what this programme does. And anyway, none of us know what's going to happen. I don't think anyone is going to leave.
"You know what's true in your heart, you know what happened, just let them get on with it." As Corin joined the conversation, she agreed with Jo and said: "Don't even worry about it."
In an attempt to cheer Mario up, Corin attempted to get him to do a leapfrog over her back, which he declined for several minutes. When he eventually agreed, she said: "Eee, do you know how to do them, I'm scared?" The two laughed as Mario half-heartedly swung his legs over her as she crouched, and hugged as he entered the Diary Room. "Don't worry about anything," she told him as he left
Mario became upset with David and John James as they continued to mock the people who did not volunteer during Andrew's 'Jack Bauer' task.
When Andrew requested five people to stand up and volunteer to potentially leave the house, Mario stayed on the ground along with Ben and most of the newest arrivals. David and John James then spent the afternoon mocking Ben for his failure to volunteer.
After saying that Ben would "grow some stones one day", David and John James laughed at the broadcaster and said that it was his flawed nature that had led him not to volunteer. Mario sat listening to their ridicule, and said: "I didn't stand up either you know."
Despite Ben being the main focus of their scorn, Mario became increasingly annoyed by the conversation. David announced: "There's people who stand and people who lie. People who can talk the talk and those who can walk the walk." Mario sarcastically responded: "Well done Dave, you stood up, good for you. There's a plate of milk and cookies for you to celebrate."
The 28-year-old aspiring fashion designer then left the bedroom to visit the Diary Room, and vented his frustrations to Jo. "They're going around with smug grins on their faces because they stood up and other people lay down," Mario blasted. "I've put up with it for half an hour and I can't listen to it any more."
"Don't let that bother you," Jo said as she tried to comfort him. "Don't let them twist your head. That's what this programme does. And anyway, none of us know what's going to happen. I don't think anyone is going to leave.
"You know what's true in your heart, you know what happened, just let them get on with it." As Corin joined the conversation, she agreed with Jo and said: "Don't even worry about it."
In an attempt to cheer Mario up, Corin attempted to get him to do a leapfrog over her back, which he declined for several minutes. When he eventually agreed, she said: "Eee, do you know how to do them, I'm scared?" The two laughed as Mario half-heartedly swung his legs over her as she crouched, and hugged as he entered the Diary Room. "Don't worry about anything," she told him as he left
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I think he'll get the hint when people start throwing wheelchairs at him in the street Oh, purlease...
or vomitting on his monk's robes
and still the evil monk and john james are talking about ben with steve in the snug,
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It's true though, stonks. All those idiots in the crowd are doing is diluting the viewers' power to let HMs know what we really think of them.
I think he'll be booed more that Seza, Deman and quite rightly so, its only his slyness thats stopped him coming over as an out and out bully..He's a smiling assasin....Reference:
I think he'll get the hint when people start throwing wheelchairs at him in the street
*Goes off to Ebay*....
For a "man of god", he really is an unpleasant individual.
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I think he'll be booed more that Seza, Deman and quite rightly so, its only his slyness thats stopped him coming over as an out and out bully..He's a smiling assasin....
I posted a while back that I hated the way he leavened all his personal attacks with awful fake laughter. As if by pretending he's kidding, no-one will see the spite at the heart of it.
I would love tickets to Monk Dave's eviction so I can personally a coconut at his big head.
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I posted a while back that I hated the way he leavened all his personal attacks with awful fake laughter. As if by pretending he's kidding, no-one will see the spite at the heart of it.
He's the most calculated sneak ever....
He's so full of sh1t! On LF right now.....he's talking the biggest load of bollux (as usual) sleekit creepy arse. 
I know this is very wrong of me, but I want to see that bloke's ego crushed, and him crying like a baby, before he leaves that place.
Room for two on that naughty step Deman? 
~shifts buttocks over~ 
*squeezes into the corner* 
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*squeezes into the corner*
Oi. Arre yew sayin I'm like a size 18, like? 
Wood eye? 
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Wood eye?
Is that one of Steve's spares? 
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For a "man of god", he really is an unpleasant individual.
He's no man of God LL, its by his actions not his words that you can see that.
That would make you a size 9 Dems
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That would make you a size 9 Dems
~slinks through thread~
*swit swoo*
Who let that owl in?
on the one hand I want to say 'I cant believe what I'm reading' (I've missed LF all day) - on the other hand I can bloody believe it cos its Dave. SURELY Steve and at least, even though he doesnt like Ben, should have the measure of Dave sticking the knife in when Dave is supposed to be Bens best friend???
When Dave is evicted this week (HOPEFULLY) - he should be deprived of his interview because God wasnt available and given an on-the-spot fine (apparently there's something about pretending to need a wheelchair?? Can anyone clarify this - a friend of mine was harping on about it for ages a few days ago...)
theres a video of the evil monk on youtube in a wheelchair im not putting it up though.
i cant believe the others cant see what hes doing, but most of them like doing the same to ben so maybe they just dont want to barmy
No naughty steps in this thread..you can dis the Dave to your hearts content....
Ben will have the last laugh when Dave is evicted before him
And to think this twonk purtrays the word of the Lord.
And to think this twonk purtrays the word of the Lord.
Just wondering when BB will introduce the Piecost ?
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Just wondering when BB will introduce the Piecost ?
I just nearly fell for that....
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I just nearly fell for that
Dam. 
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Dam. You are sharp.
I had the reply up before it dawned on me....
I've seen the vid Justa - a friend of mine was saying last week, that a friend of his went around town in a wheelchair on completely true purposes to see exactly what and wasnt accessible - shop-wise etc. Apparently this chap was spotted by the plod standing up at some stage and was handed an on-the-spot-fine for apparently pretending to need a wheelchair or something??
If this IS the case... then when that freak Dave is turfed out, maybe the plod should be waiting for him as there is video evidence that the bloke is a complete fraud and is totally able bodied - do we even know if he was touting for 'donations' to his crap cause???
If this IS the case... then when that freak Dave is turfed out, maybe the plod should be waiting for him as there is video evidence that the bloke is a complete fraud and is totally able bodied - do we even know if he was touting for 'donations' to his crap cause???