I won't see you til Thursday Scatts 
...and what are you doing tomorrow?
Getting ready for Wednesday ....face pack etc 
What's poor abandoned Inchy gonna do while you are hob-nobbing with the elite? 
My heart aches for him Scatts
Poor, poor Inchy...tossed aside at the promise of luxury
I've got to go now - Goodnight Bazzy, smurfles, Barnster and moonsie - sweet dreams to you all - Goodnight all
Awww night night Scatts, try not to worry too much about Inchy, in the words of Crimewatch UK, don't have nightmares
for the price of a slice of cake you're booked!! actually i'm having cupcakes if that's alright?
nite nite scatt sleep well
for the price of a slice of cake you're booked!! actually i'm having cupcakes if that's alright?
Even better, Baz, you'll have to arrange the rehearsals after your pamper sesh!
half of them are going to be cork county and half antrim county 
Are we singing at the wedding then ?
I think we've been usurped
she has ignored all of our offers Baz
We aren't good enough for her Barney
She must've heard us sing
Are we singing at the wedding then ?
I think we've been usurped
she has ignored all of our offers Baz
We aren't good enough for her Barney
She must've heard us sing
Speak for yourself ! I will have you know my caterwauling is second to none !!!
half of them are going to be cork county and half antrim county
Where abouts in Cork is he from Shmurf?
for the price of a slice of cake you're booked!! actually i'm having cupcakes if that's alright?
Yep ....but don't forget the pochin !!!
The real stuff too, not the stuff they sell in the tourist shops
Are we singing at the wedding then ?
I think we've been usurped
she has ignored all of our offers Baz
We aren't good enough for her Barney
She must've heard us sing
Speak for yourself ! I will have you know my caterwauling is second to none !!!
My cat begs to differ 
for the price of a slice of cake you're booked!! actually i'm having cupcakes if that's alright?
Yep ....but don't forget the pochin !!!
The real stuff too, not the stuff they sell in the tourist shops
No ! We want the proper moonshine type ! Helps the vocal chords
Are we singing at the wedding then ?
I think we've been usurped
she has ignored all of our offers Baz
We aren't good enough for her Barney
She must've heard us sing
Speak for yourself ! I will have you know my caterwauling is second to none !!!
My cat begs to differ
if you lot got on the hooch you would be dancing on the tables all night 
am trying to plan a classy do 
cork city...togher originally
I hear Ros has a particularly fine range, well she is virtually Welsh
cork city...togher originally
Aaah OH family from Cobh, spent a night going back and forth between Cobh and Cork one night after a friend we were meeting got the wrong place to meet 
if you lot got on the hooch you would be dancing on the tables all night am trying to plan a classy do
Are you suggesting we ain't classy 
I'll have you know, I only go shopping in my best onesie
that must mean when i get married we'll be related barney
if you lot got on the hooch you would be dancing on the tables all night am trying to plan a classy do
Are you suggesting we ain't classy
I'll have you know, I only go shopping in my best onesie
Ditto ! And never without a scarf over my curlers :Shake.
that must mean when i get married we'll be related barney
Only when I do ..... Never then
over here they go out in their jammies, dressing gown and slippers
well you know me...i said never
over here they go out in their jammies, dressing gown and slippers
We're more hardened over here, we don't need the dressing gown
well you know me...i said never
Well it's still early days for us ... Only 27 years together this year ... One step at a time
or as they say over here a house coat....the clue is in the name 'house' coat
well yeah barney might be rushing things a bit 
Ok, so who is gonna be our choir director then?
