Ducky posted:

Have you been Bazzy? Do you have tips for me?  

No, I'm waiting until they * secede *, so I can use my passport  

Baz posted:

Ducky posted:

Have you been Bazzy? Do you have tips for me?  

No, I'm waiting until they * secede *, so I can use my passport  

I will sulk and refuse to ever visit them should they divorce us.  So thought I'd better go and visit quick before that happens.  

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Ducky posted:

Have you been Bazzy? Do you have tips for me?  

No, I'm waiting until they * secede *, so I can use my passport  

I will sulk and refuse to ever visit them should they divorce us.  So thought I'd better go and visit quick before that happens.  

It could happen an all, although I don't want it to 

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Ducky posted:

Have you been Bazzy? Do you have tips for me?  

No, I'm waiting until they * secede *, so I can use my passport  

I will sulk and refuse to ever visit them should they divorce us.  So thought I'd better go and visit quick before that happens.  

My friend went earlier this year ....she loves it I've only ever been to Stirling .....via Glasgow bus station ....which in itself was quite an experience .

Sprout posted:

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Ducky posted:

Have you been Bazzy? Do you have tips for me?  

No, I'm waiting until they * secede *, so I can use my passport  

I will sulk and refuse to ever visit them should they divorce us.  So thought I'd better go and visit quick before that happens.  

It could happen an all, although I don't want it to 

Baz posted:

My friend went earlier this year ....she loves it I've only ever been to Stirling .....via Glasgow bus station ....which in itself was quite an experience .

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Evening Darnies et.al In answer to your question ....as the owner of this very fine establishment I reserve the right to ban whatever I like .....as for the rest of you reprobates ....in the words of Gilbert and Sullivan ...* I have a little list * Hope everyone has had a good day ....and have a great time north of the border Ducky  

I suspect I am not going to find out  

Hiya Baz 

I don't go back to work now until 25th January 2016 !!! Plenty of time to work on the giraffe question 

BTW it's all Moonies fault - honest 

Hi EC The truth is so far hidden in the annals of Darnieland that even I can't remember Did you have a good Xmas/Boxing Day ?

I had my favourite kind, a few hours with family food a film then home. Boxing day spent a wonderful day at the football where we won convincingly  Monday we play GJ's team when I expect not to be so happy. 

How about you? 

Glad you had a good time Mine was quiet ....mostly  eating and watching Mr B sleep  

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

Hi

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

We've got 4 crackers left too  

Rosgirl posted:

Hi

Hi there Ros How was your Sunday ?

Evening Darnies  

Evening Ros  

Hi bazzy ducks moons went shopping and had lunch 

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

I'm full of hope come NYE and NYD and thinking...a new start......then after that the same sh*t  happens again  

Moonie posted:

Evening Darnies  

Evening Moonie Good day? 

Rosgirl posted:

Hi bazzy ducks moons went shopping and had lunch 

Sounds nice ,

Sprout posted:

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

I'm full of hope come NYE and NYD and thinking...a new start......then after that the same sh*t  happens again  

That's life I'm afraid Sprout  

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

I'm full of hope come NYE and NYD and thinking...a new start......then after that the same sh*t  happens again  

That's life I'm afraid Sprout  

Yeah, but surely we're allowed a break now and again? 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

I'm full of hope come NYE and NYD and thinking...a new start......then after that the same sh*t  happens again  

That's life I'm afraid Sprout  

Yeah, but surely we're allowed a break now and again? 

Well maybe this year  

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Ducky posted:

Baz posted:

Have you got any plans for New Year Ducky ?

To have a quiet one I think. I've been invited out... but I try and avoid doing that on NYE. I like seeing in the new year at home, but always find it quite depressing if I'm with lots of drunk people  

So I shall be at home pulling my christmas crackers  

I'm full of hope come NYE and NYD and thinking...a new start......then after that the same sh*t  happens again  

That's life I'm afraid Sprout  

Yeah, but surely we're allowed a break now and again? 

Well maybe this year  

I'm not committing myself to a yea or nay on this one 

Rosgirl posted:

Hi bazzy ducks moons went shopping and had lunch 

Hiya Rossss  

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Evening Darnies  

Evening Moonie Good day? 

Yes fankoo Bazzy, I hope yours was too  

Moonie posted:

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Evening Darnies  

Evening Moonie Good day? 

Yes fankoo Bazzy, I hope yours was too  

Not great tbh , but hey  

Right, I need an early one as I have an early start. See you in a few days Darnies Have a great Monday everyone.  

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Evening Darnies  

Evening Moonie Good day? 

Yes fankoo Bazzy, I hope yours was too  

Not great tbh , but hey  

Awwwww   

Ducky posted:

Right, I need an early one as I have an early start. See you in a few days Darnies Have a great Monday everyone.  

Nite nite Ducky ....have a wonderful time  

Ducky posted:

Right, I need an early one as I have an early start. See you in a few days Darnies Have a great Monday everyone.  

Nite nite Ducky. I hope you have a super time   

I'm off too ....going to try and get some sleep Goodnight , sleep well Ros, Sprout Moonie and EC   Sweet dreams both .

Baz posted:

I'm off too ....going to try and get some sleep Goodnight , sleep well Ros, Sprout Moonie and EC   Sweet dreams both .

Nite nite Bazzy, hope you manage that sleep too, sweet dreams  

night bazzy boots and ducks

Nite nite, sleep well and have sweet dreams Darnies  

Good morning peeps  

Weather dry , quite mild with the sun peeping out every now and again 

Have a great day whatever you are upto  

Afternoon Darnies Hope you are all having a happy pseudo Boxing Day  

Ducky posted:

EC... my best guess would be that it's all Rossers fault

She started stuffing Bazzy's peach satin cushions full of cockroaches every night, then somewhere along the line the cockroaches evolved into zoo animals. Baz took exception to all animal life including the giraffes. At some point the whole animal universe was reduced to a  singular giraffe shaped point and everyone had such fun sending her giraffe presents in real life and giraffe pictures on the forum until such time that Baz started rocking in the corner muttering "I'm a giraffe, I'm a giraffe..." and the rest is history. 

None or all of that may or may not be completely made up. In fact it may have just all been a dream.  

Cheers Ducky, that seems like an interesting explanation and quite plausible. 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Ducky posted:

EC... my best guess would be that it's all Rossers fault

She started stuffing Bazzy's peach satin cushions full of cockroaches every night, then somewhere along the line the cockroaches evolved into zoo animals. Baz took exception to all animal life including the giraffes. At some point the whole animal universe was reduced to a  singular giraffe shaped point and everyone had such fun sending her giraffe presents in real life and giraffe pictures on the forum until such time that Baz started rocking in the corner muttering "I'm a giraffe, I'm a giraffe..." and the rest is history. 

None or all of that may or may not be completely made up. In fact it may have just all been a dream.  

Cheers Ducky, that seems like an interesting explanation and quite plausible. 

Hi EC Good day ? 

Baz posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Ducky posted:

EC... my best guess would be that it's all Rossers fault

She started stuffing Bazzy's peach satin cushions full of cockroaches every night, then somewhere along the line the cockroaches evolved into zoo animals. Baz took exception to all animal life including the giraffes. At some point the whole animal universe was reduced to a  singular giraffe shaped point and everyone had such fun sending her giraffe presents in real life and giraffe pictures on the forum until such time that Baz started rocking in the corner muttering "I'm a giraffe, I'm a giraffe..." and the rest is history. 

None or all of that may or may not be completely made up. In fact it may have just all been a dream.  

Cheers Ducky, that seems like an interesting explanation and quite plausible. 

Hi EC Good day ? 

Hi Baz 

Not bad thanks. Just had a lazy day in bed, afternoon walk and coffee. Food shopping (got loads of bargains) and back home. Signed on here and got the footy on (GJ v EC just started GJ 1 - EC 0).

How are you?

Sounds a good day to me  Good luck with the footie I'm off to finish the ironing and grab a cuppa ....but might catch you later on tonight .

Baz posted:

Sounds a good day to me  Good luck with the footie I'm off to finish the ironing and grab a cuppa ....but might catch you later on tonight .

OK Baz, catch you later.