Hiya Duckles - perfect timing! How's you?
Bit tired. I may join you in an early bedtime. Seperate rooms of course. 
Hope your sickly ones get better soon
Thanks Ducky. How's Poppy doing now?
Please tell me she's not one of those evil step moms. 
I went all American then. 
Lori will be proud
Hiya Duckles - perfect timing! How's you?
Bit tired. I may join you in an early bedtime. Seperate rooms of course.
Hope your sickly ones get better soon
Fancy a threesome? 
hi ducky
well i know the material, the colour and the shape cos i have put my own stamp on it so hopefully it looks alright 
there's no bloke will ever change me 
Please tell me she's not one of those evil step moms.
I went all American then. Lori will be proud
Thanks Ducky. How's Poppy doing now?
She's doing well at the moment. Still has a mongy hole in her side, but it's not getting any worse. It has a inch and a half of stitch hanging out of it though. 
Hiya Duckles - perfect timing! How's you?
Bit tired. I may join you in an early bedtime. Seperate rooms of course.
Hope your sickly ones get better soon
Fancy a threesome?
hi ducky
well i know the material, the colour and the shape cos i have put my own stamp on it so hopefully it looks alright
there's no bloke will ever change me
hi velvet
i could squeeze a threesome in before i get married
Thanks Ducky. How's Poppy doing now?
She's doing well at the moment. Still has a mongy hole in her side, but it's not getting any worse. It has a inch and a half of stitch hanging out of it though.
Poor Poppy x Poor you
Please tell me she's not one of those evil step moms.
I went all American then. Lori will be proud
I blame it on the fact that I've lost the spell check thing that used to be on here. I don't get red lines pointing out how stupid I am anymore. 
hi velvet
i could squeeze a threesome in before i get married
hi ducky
well i know the material, the colour and the shape cos i have put my own stamp on it so hopefully it looks alright
there's no bloke will ever change me
What are you going for then, or is it a secret for when we all gate crash the venue
Please tell me she's not one of those evil step moms.
I went all American then. Lori will be proud
I blame it on the fact that I've lost the spell check thing that used to be on here. I don't get red lines pointing out how stupid I am anymore.
hi velvet
i could squeeze a threesome in before i get married
Is she talking to Velvet or Barns or both?
*counts on fingers*
Thanks Ducky. How's Poppy doing now?
She's doing well at the moment. Still has a mongy hole in her side, but it's not getting any worse. It has a inch and a half of stitch hanging out of it though.
Aww poor poppy, but glad she is doing ok
Poor Poppy x Poor you
My poor cream sofa 
hi velvet
i could squeeze a threesome in before i get married
There's an invitation for you velvet, wonder who the third person is
i've got room for a darnellian table everyone welcome
hi velvet
i could squeeze a threesome in before i get married
Is she talking to Velvet or Barns or both?
*counts on fingers*
pmsl You are making me a lot tonight...
I want a Darnellian name tag! 
Poor Poppy x Poor you
My poor cream sofa
i've got room for a darnellian table everyone welcome
When is it? *prepares to book overnight ferry*
i don't mind...i'm not fussy 
I want a Darnellian name tag!
"Ducky Darnellian" table 7
14th august...you free?
hi velvet
i could squeeze a threesome in before i get married
Is she talking to Velvet or Barns or both?
*counts on fingers*
Me. I gave her my autograph last year but she's still on.
Just away to do a thousand press ups and a star jump.
I've got to go now - Goodnight Ducky, Barnster, smurfles and velvet - sweet dreams - Goodnight all
14th august...you free?
Ooh should remember that, my mums birthday
nite nite scatt sleep well
I've got to go now - Goodnight Ducky, Barnster, smurfles and velvet - sweet dreams - Goodnight all
baggsy the side of the bed near the door, night night Scatts, sweet dreams
Poor Poppy x Poor you
My poor cream sofa
I never planned to have a dog
She's very well behaved when I'm in the house but the moment I go out, or go to bed, she hops up and purposely bleeds in my spot.
I've tried throws....she just digs them off.
i would certainly be honoured to be picked over an MBE
Night Scatters
Poor Poppy x Poor you
My poor cream sofa
I never planned to have a dog
She's very well behaved when I'm in the house but the moment I go out, or go to bed, she hops up and purposely bleeds in my spot.
I've tried throws....she just digs them off.
They have a habit of knowing just not where to go then going there! Bless her
Right I'm off for an early one, see y'all soon
nite nite barney sleep well
Night Barns
I'm gonna go too. Had an evening out on a school night yesterday.... I'm too old to handle it
Night Smurfy Night Velvet Have a good Thursday!
