Hey Scatts, did you get up and do karaoke in the pub?

Good move summer, test Baz too

I don't know ️Sweet ....maybe it's a euphemism for she's too tiddly to post  

Scatts....

1. How many fingers am I holding up? 

2. When did you first realise you had a drinking problem?

3. Can you tell me where you keep your secret stash?  

Scatts, you have deserted us, don't you like us any more?

In your dreams Miss Barneyboots !! 

Loving number 2

Evening Dame  

I said YOU ....not the Bliddy giraffes !!!!  

Hi Dame

nice gee-raffe 

evening Ducky, hope the birthday was great, but breaking up must be better  

Don't look up at the giraffe Baz, you may be a bit unsteady on your feet  

Do you like giraffes Scatts?

Pmsl 

it's cool Barney 

you invite me...my baggage comes with me  

hello again me lovely 

don't you start ....not after I gave you my very expensive advice for nothing  

Has Scatts gone to call for bill, Ralph and hughie? 

just waiting to win the euro lottery,,, pleased the forums smaller  Party will cost less 

if you're not careful I will get my own back !'  

Not with the drinks bill Baz and Scatts will rack up

good luck Dame 

*cries* 

Well, I didn't charge you for that piece of advice ^^^ either.    

that's ok ....I will drink Scatts  

Scatts, are you coming back to give us our goodnight and messages, it won't be the same without them

Is she leaving us?  

£2.50...that's £12.50 left in the kitty  It's going to be some party 

she can't Barney ....she can't post or get in at all  

nah..... ISIS would have to blow the forum up 

has Scatts drank that much she has turned to liquid

That's enough for half a bottle of vodka , or 3 bottles of wine ....we can manage  

I'll bring the crisps 

My cousin kindly put Katy Hopkins on my FB timeline, I've not been back on since