Evening all 
HoPE you are well ...and feeling no pain 
As Ros would say ..I am in the Masterchef thread, but you will have my undivided attention at 9 Oh and Scatts ....I'm on the vodka too 
BRB
It has been one of those weeks hasn't it Baz?!!
it sure has ....and I have had one the last three nights Has yours helped ? .
Copes, yes. I wouldn't say she loves it though. 
We did think about taking her along, but she's old and doesn't do long walkies.
Aww - is she doing okay Duckles?
'ello pissheads, reprobates and ithers, I will let you all decide which category you are all in
I'm definitely an ither 
Evening Barney poos
There were suddenly LOTS of people It was unsettling for a moment...
Definitely pissed
I loves you Ducky
i like to treat myself to a new one, then keep it til it starts getting a few probs, although I am always sad to see my old one go, I have a cmax now, but am about to change to a golf 
well done on the decorating!
Aww - is she doing okay Duckles?
Yeah, she's doing really well at the moment. Things may take a turn for the worse when she has a bath tomorrow 
I loves you Ducky
And so you should
Aww - is she doing okay Duckles?
Yeah, she's doing really well at the moment. Things may take a turn for the worse when she has a bath tomorrow
Ah - you don't have to tell me - Danny had one last Sunday...it was very traumatic for everyone...
Copes, yes. I wouldn't say she loves it though.
We did think about taking her along, but she's old and doesn't do long walkies.
Jade loved Harrogate *tries guilt trip* 
we (me and mum) had to take it in turns to go into Betty's tho, we got takeaways
I loves you Ducky
And so you should
I can tell you're doing that 'humour the drunkard' thing
Where the HELL did you lot come from?
We were in the pub too, didn't you notice us 
'ello pissheads, reprobates and ithers, I will let you all decide which category you are all in
Hello barnster - howare you?
Sober
I'm going to be lazy how are you?
'ello pissheads, reprobates and ithers, I will let you all decide which category you are all in
I'm definitely an ither
Evening Barney poos
amongst other things
I'm going to be lazy how are you?
I'm going to be lazy how are you?Hi summer, good thanks
you and bramble well?
I loves you Ducky
And so you should
I can tell you're doing that 'humour the drunkard' thing
*pats Scatts on the shoulder* Yes, yes, I love you too.
Where the HELL did you lot come from?
We were in the pub too, didn't you notice us
'ello pissheads, reprobates and ithers, I will let you all decide which category you are all in
Hello barnster - howare you?
Sober
Oh dear! x
Jade loved Harrogate *tries guilt trip*
we (me and mum) had to take it in turns to go into Betty's tho, we got takeaways
*stuffs fingers in her ears* LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA
I loves you Ducky
And so you should
I can tell you're doing that 'humour the drunkard' thing
*pats Scatts on the shoulder* Yes, yes, I love you too.
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation 
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation
Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Barney is being mean!!!
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation
Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Barney is being mean!!!
I think you should try and walk in a straight line to the naughty step.
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation
Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Barney is being mean!!!
pissheads unite
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation
Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Barney is being mean!!!
I leave lot alone for 5 minutes ...and look what happens !!
nice one summer
yeah scatts, do the scattlets have a busy holiday planned?
Let's all ask Scatts loads of questions and see how she copes keeping up, it's a good test of levels of inebriation
Bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Barney is being mean!!!
pissheads unite
OI! who are you calling a p head .....* although Scatts might be *
Oh no, how worrying, naughty bramble 
Scatta can't post 
she's had THAT much
Scatta can't post
Woah, Summer, your questions were too much for her.
Keep posting questions for Scatts, she will have lots of catching up to do
