And we say.......

Welcome, come on in...and close the door.

How about Lincolnshire? Will you take Lincolnshire? Please.  

I'm sure we could fit in a Lincolnshire Duck pond!

im a bit of a gobby git

but ive got a kind heart

and im good with my hands

theres my CV

can i move in aswell?

im very drunk

Take London as well please. We have more in common politically with the North and Scotland than we do with the rest of the southerners! 

Only if we can cut out Westminster!

Hahaha! No response to Bananarama, so dragoon the Scots Guards, to curry favour.

OK pirate, you're in....you can bring your dogs too!

We had a bit of fun with this on FaceBook today. I came to the conclusion that we had nothing in common with the SNP or the South. Look on the map-we are red!!

Show off.

We're all coming to yours then.

I have beer, tabs, ouzo, whiskey, salted peanuts and alcohol.

I should point out that "tabs" is the local term for cigarettes and not the brown acid mentioned in another thread but.

hm... don't like Ouzo or Whiskey... and I'm not convinced by the tabs thing either.     I'll bring gin.   and crisps

Actually we have gin. Mrs Jer is a big fan of "Ray!"

  You've got me there...I'm lost

Tanqueray! It's a gin made in Scotland. Remember Amy Winehouse singing, "I'd rather stay at home with Ray?" 

.durr... of course.     My ex father in law used to work in the distillery that made it.    Now that's a staff shop worth knowing....

Got any Bombay Sapph..?  

I do  

I'll bring the Nordics and meet you at the border then 

yeah, but which border.. the old one or the new one?

With luck we'll be too p*ssed to care.

The advantage with Ray is that you can remove the red seals and use them as markers on your wall calendar.

Just seen this, I wasn't about last night. 

I'm still fighting for planning permission to move the Hadrian's wall another 36 miles south, I thought the Tories were going to make it easier to build on greenbelt land...First broken promise out the window   Have I signed it?  of course I have  

My spare room is ready and waiting.

 Don't say that Yogi  you'll have a load of Gaga urchins at your door now... me included  

all these nasty Scottish people being hospitable, who'd thunked it after all the rhetoric when the election was on  

 *retires to fallout bunker and puts tin hat on* 

First aid kit...check...

Painkillers...check........... 

it was tongue firmly in cheek Moonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  

 You'd be welcome, Rosie.

 Not this one! I want to stay with you lot!

and this English person wanted you to stay....although I do see both sides 

I know you do.