...no-one wants to make me a roast dinner?

Makes sense giving Cheryl the groups considering she's been part of a group for the last 7 years.

I heard Simon had the groups?

I want to know if the prostitute got through..I like her....

Which one was the prostitute? There were a few who looked like they could fit the bill

The show is played out shit,alas my niece watches it so I suffer it,not in silence but continual moaning about  it.

I don't give one-eigth of a sh!t about X Factor either but since no one made that roast here it is

Oh Charli that looks lovely    Anyway i am getting very tired of Simon getting the Christmas no 1 year after year. I used to love the music leading up to Christmas, with bands and solo singers bringing out songs in the hope of getting the Xmas no 1. Now i dont think anyone can be bothered because they know Simon will get it. I hope this is the last Xfactor as Simon has hinted it may be.

Skylark you may be surprised

Now never make me cook meat (or fish) ever again!

I read that they are skipping it next year and bringing it back in 2012.

Really? Good then it will give some talent a chance for the No 1 spot

Last Christmas was fun

Well i have eaten it, what was the surprise ?

yes

Louis wanted the boys!

The one with the giant eyelashes that were caked inclumpy mascara....

I bet he did....

The orange one who sounded like a bad case of diarrhea??   Urgh she was hangin

Chloe Mafia. £1200 a night, £160 for an hour, £300 for 3 hours.


Maybe if you put a paper bag over her head, she'd be value for money at £1.60 an hour, but that's it.

£1200 a night??! Is she havin a laugh?! You'd get better down the pub for a couple of vodka and cokes

Chloe Mafia

I think she put her prices up due to her X Factor fame.

I got her rates slightly wrong. They were £160 per hour, but since her X Factor fame she now charges £250 per hour or £600 for 3 hours and £1200 for a night.

Glad Cheryl doesn't have the girls, wouldn't want her morphing Cher into herself.

Anyone else watch snog marry avoid  i do.

She was on it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyUB0vLQ6LE

Who'd pay for an hour with that? Seriously?

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=992991&SE=1

In case you are interested 

I just watched the Snog Marry Avoid vid and just saw the link you put up. Does this girl not realise that one day her daughter will grow up and see what her mother was up to on the internet? Then again I don't suppose she really cares But oh dearie me she's dire. And the spelling in her answers was hilarious

£50 extra, if you use the backdoor!

I have just consulted a couple of rather wealthy male lotharios who would, to be blunt, bang just about anything. Their verdict: "LMAO! I wouldn't even urinate on it"

I wonder if she's busy?

Thats funny because the first thing I thought when I saw her was that she's be a natural for that show!

I don't get all the 'she looks like Cheryl' talk. She looks absolutely nothing like Cheryl. Cheryl's 1 million times more attractive than Cher.

I got the impression she spent far more time on her appearance and what she wore than rehearsing, not that could sing from what I heard anyway. She had an attitude problem also but somehow got through, some they put through just for ther controversy I think