Sorry

L'everton

Chelmsford..!

Right 
I have this all banged to rights...

Prom supports Leyton Orient.
Crunchy supports Akrington Stanley
Joe supports West Bromwich Albion. 

I don't support Hartlepool United

Is his dark secret that he dances on the podioums at the powerhouse?

fair enough! I thought "cheeky monkey!" to be a clue.

Another clue to who I support. They have won what was then called the Cup Winners Cup (now the Europa League) but have never won the Champions League.

In truth, I was trying to lead you to believe I support Hartlepool as soon as you said anyone put the poorly scum. Although I wasn't lying when I said I am going to Victoria Park on Tuesday night

Oh feck it. Do what I do. Support England once every 2 years and you don't get all this malarky. But for what it's worth I think Prom supports Asda regional 5 a side and Crunchy supports Lidl regional 5 a side

Chelsea

So you don't support Hartlepool then? How confusing are you? . Carlisle it is then 

Ok! not Chelsea but that team yon side of the hills! Top left in fact!

Yep, you got it. Just wanted to send you on a big of a wild goose chase first.

Really don't know why I'm bothering going to Hartlepool on Tuesday though. We always seem to fall flat on our faces there, despite how shite they are.

I knew it was Chelsea but I wasn't gonna say

You don't understand men. We like pain and disappointment. That's why some kind woman invented football for us so we could be perpetually depressed most of the time with the odd moment of happiness thrown in maybe once or twice a year.

Fulham? Or do you mean NW London?

I live with 2 barcodes. Can you imagine what it's like for me?

A bit like us with City. They beat us twice last season, and again yesterday though in fairness they probably deserved it yesterday. They used Mourinho-type tactics all defence hoping to score on the counter attack which was ironic, to say the very least.

I don't know. Is one of 'em called Cheryl?

Do you not think Chelsea lack a player that can unlock a defence when a side is playing the Mourinho tactics against you like yesterday? I thought this yesterday when I was watching the match.

If only. They are both about as far away from Cheryl as you can possibly imagine.

I don't think any player can unlock a defence that's literally jam-packed. Anelka is probably our most skilful player and he had at least three players on him every time he got the ball. Mancini certainly did his homework. Drogba can do it but had an offday. We also had two clear penalty shouts turned down. 

Sometimes you just have to accept it's just one of those days. I never felt we were going to score when we attacked. City played for a draw and won. C'est la vie.

i dunno, maybe just someone with pace and skill who can run lightening quick at defenders. If you could get Mourinho to sell you Cristiano , you'd be unstoppable. I suppose Malouda is pretty quick and skillful but he didnt get on the ball enough yesterday.

Sturridge fits that description but he's way too cocky and needs to mature. Kakuta too but never seems to be in the right place at the right time.

Of our first team players Anelka definitely fits the bill but they knew it and just plain took him right out of the game. The problem was, City had no intention of attacking at all, even at home. They were willing to settle for a point. When a team has that mentality you just can't play against them.

At least Mourinho attacked he didn't just defend. Ancelotti has been pretty cavalier this season but the first 'danger' team he came up against he adopted a defensive mentality. Two Italian managers, both thinking 'defensive' well it was clear what was going to happen lol.

An in-form Rooney might have found a way through City yesterday, I doubt anyone else would. They'll be top four I reckon but no way will they win the PL with that attitude, nor should they.

Arrrgggh this has turned into a football talk thread *fingers in ears* LALALALALALALA

OI! You might learn something important. You probably won't though 

Reference:
You got that right... try being a season ticket holder at eastlands We stuck 11 men behind the ball against f*cking Blackburn.

I'd rather learn about the workings of a snails inner rectum than bloody football

To be honest Mancini looked at how many goals we conceded in the PL (1) and just decided not to risk it. He came away from it with 3 points so fair play to him really. I've seen you play much better but you need to attack a lot more if you want to become PL title contenders imo.

Well you see, there's all these squidgy bits that sort of interconnect with other squidgy bits and... are you sure you want to hear all this?

Stop trying to look clever. It doesn't suit you

Cheek, my knowledge of the complex workings of snails inner rectums is based on top level insectoid research, probably. Last time I help you out 

You beastialitist

I was sure this thread was going to be about teh granny secks.

Nope, Wayne Rooney was only mentioned once and I think that was my fault.

I think I've just burst a lung! Hahahahaaaaaa!

Well, Crunchy has been confessing all sorts on bookface.

You are therefore duty-bound by the unwritten laws of internet gossipology to repeat all here. Spill