Well okay, we think he has. He refuses to tell us which football team he supports which is highly suspicious. He says he lives a stones throw from St James Park but it's not 'that team' which means we can count Newcastle out.
Who would he support if he lives in Geordieland but doesn't support Newcastle? Sunderland maybe? Someone said he supports Carlisle (that may be true I suppose) but has a soft spot for Man Utd now that would be truly unforgivable and to be fair to him I certainly wouldn't admit to it either.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this . I am hereby enlisting any and all would-be internet detectives but be warned before you offer your services this will be a difficult mission and may take us into dreadful and distinctly unpleasant territory as we leave no stone unturned to reveal his secret. We may have to mention and discuss things which are truly repulsive in nature (Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Man U etc) so please, only the brave and dedicated may apply.
Who would he support if he lives in Geordieland but doesn't support Newcastle? Sunderland maybe? Someone said he supports Carlisle (that may be true I suppose) but has a soft spot for Man Utd now that would be truly unforgivable and to be fair to him I certainly wouldn't admit to it either.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this . I am hereby enlisting any and all would-be internet detectives but be warned before you offer your services this will be a difficult mission and may take us into dreadful and distinctly unpleasant territory as we leave no stone unturned to reveal his secret. We may have to mention and discuss things which are truly repulsive in nature (Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Man U etc) so please, only the brave and dedicated may apply.