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Not really, considering I don't know how me own mind works at times 
Originally Posted by nuts:
Not really, considering I don't know how me own mind works at times
You've just pulled 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Not really, considering I don't know how me own mind works at times
You've just pulled
LOL! Mind you, that's not to say I'm fick or anything 
I just dunno how me mind works
I would need a fortnight ~ and then you'd likely be none the wiser!
Originally Posted by Aquarius:
I would need a fortnight ~ and then you'd likely be none the wiser!
Mauritius no doubt
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Aquarius:
I would need a fortnight ~ and then you'd likely be none the wiser!
Mauritius no doubt
PMSL Hoochie!
Food, wine, wine, food, sleep, shoes, wine, shoes, food, sleep, shoes, sleep, wine.....
Originally Posted by zazz:
Food, wine, wine, food, sleep, shoes, wine, shoes, food, sleep, shoes, sleep, wine.....
Not mine......not all of those anyway
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Food, wine, wine, food, sleep, shoes, wine, shoes, food, sleep, shoes, sleep, wine.....
Not mine......not all of those anyway
what is it you dont do, shoes or sleep?
Originally Posted by machel:
and why should we let you in on the secret????
Is that from moomin in Grand Cayman? 
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Food, wine, wine, food, sleep, shoes, wine, shoes, food, sleep, shoes, sleep, wine.....
Not mine......not all of those anyway
what is it you dont do, shoes or sleep?
Shoes I'm not big on fashion. I wear what I'm comfy in and there you go 
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Food, wine, wine, food, sleep, shoes, wine, shoes, food, sleep, shoes, sleep, wine.....
Not mine......not all of those anyway
what is it you dont do, shoes or sleep?
Shoes I'm not big on fashion. I wear what I'm comfy in and there you go
Me too ............spot on minus the shoes. Wine, food, sllep - great combination.
Hope that simplifies things for you!
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:
lol
Originally Posted by machel:
moomin in grand canyon??
a woman's mind is unique, and also a BIG secret, of which we cannot allow any male to know!
Sorry machel 
It's becoming clearer.
Getting the name right helps 
*shoots self in the thumb (coz I'm not ready to die yet but it's a token gesture)*
Originally Posted by machel:
TOKEN gesture
do you not know how a woman's mind works! 
No, that's why he's asking
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Aquarius:
I would need a fortnight ~ and then you'd likely be none the wiser!
Mauritius no doubt
Spot on
You're beginning to get the hang of this.
If someone could explain this they would be up there with Einstein etc.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by machel:
and why should we let you in on the secret????
Is that from moomin in Grand Cayman?
if you really cared you wouldn't have to ask!
Originally Posted by Tori:
If someone could explain this they would be up there with Einstein etc.
Like I said up there^^^^ I'm not thick. I just don't know how my mind works at times
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Food, wine, wine, food, sleep, shoes, wine, shoes, food, sleep, shoes, sleep, wine.....
Not mine......not all of those anyway
what is it you dont do, shoes or sleep?
Shoes I'm not big on fashion. I wear what I'm comfy in and there you go
Me too ............spot on minus the shoes. Wine, food, sllep - great combination.
Hope that simplifies things for you!
Yeah I'm not a shoes person either. Don't get the fascination other wimmin have with them. The other three are tops though!
Swap shoes for tobacco and TV and that's my mind sorted.
whatever they want, when they get it, they dont want it anymore.... (thats my take on it). So save time and effort by not giving it to them in the first place
It would also be far easier to ask them what they dont want
Its a bit like a mans but with twice as many cogs...oh and a waterslide joins the right side to the left side, except when its their 'special time' once a month when the waterslide dries up and thoughts have to cross over by a rope swing which makes them extremely tetchy/irritable and prone to angry outbursts for no apparent reason
Yours faithfully
Trollop
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Many a thread has been started with the aid of a rope swing
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:
Hahaha Hoochie. I've just bought myself a dossing hoodie that says 'I was going to take over the world but then I got distracted by something sparkly"
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Many a thread has been started with the aid of a rope swing
Or...as in this case....swing rope 
That sounds like a bad valentines day. 
I do know for sure that my Female brain is still working on how the Male brain works, I have so far concluded that it is a lot denser and more simple in it's make up.
shoes, chocolate, Take That, celebs? Only joking ladies!