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Originally posted by Deegs:
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Originally posted by tupps:
Oh the snake hipped OH was out of the picture in Feb (technically). This is a new one. Ninja It was lurve at first sight.. he was there in his scrubs looking all dark, moody and mediterranean as he inspected my gash.. I was looking brave and yet slightly vulnerable as he inspected said gash. The deal was sealed as the next day he caught sight of me in my hospital gown and thick white DVT stockings. And it was finalised as a few days later he popped his head around the door as I was getting stitches out and swearing like a fishwife. He couldn't resist. Laugh


Sweetheart it was worth logging in tonight, just to read this. Because I know it's almost certainly all true Laugh Laugh Laugh

A real Winslet & Di Caprio romantic scenario Laugh Laugh Laugh


Oh that was the romantic version. I shall not tell you about him popping in the room where I was trying to put on those blasted DVT stockings on, him trying to hoik one of them up my thigh and me kicking out my leg in an attempt to both hide my modesty and help and narrowly missing his goolies.. Ninja Or while I was getting said stitches out dissing the embroidery and him saying.. 'I stitched you up and I took extra time to make it neat'. I tell ya it is a miracle he asked me out.

I look like the Winslet but he is more your Vin Diesel Laugh Ninja
tupps
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Originally posted by Deegs:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Put it this way, he's grown into his face. Big Grin


Let's run with the true romance mood set by tupps tonight Laugh ...... maybe they just have faces we've grown to love? Smiler


I love you Deegs Hug, I've been with him since I was 13, he's an East End London builder, I love the bones of him, he adores me beyond a normal persons love, I am a bitch(Seriously)
If I was married to me, I would divorce myself. Blush
E
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
LOL! Did he ask you out then then?

Or did you ask him...

or was a slip of the phone no. deal?


He asked me.. but to be perfectly honest if he hadn't asked me then I would have to get round to asking him.. because the moment I saw him (and I didn't even know he was going to be the one to take a look at me) I thought phwooooaaar with a mixture of 'he has a kind face'.
tupps
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


Mine got the hump with me the other day, cos as I came in home with daughter... daughter started saying (infront of hubby) how a bloke in a van had just driven past as we were getting out of the car, and he was staring at me.

Somehow... that was my fault... and I was a bad wife for that happening.

I did not even see the van or the man!!!!


Exactly..they are so weird, I could'nt give a hoot who looks at me but its my fault..my son thought it was baaaad that one of his mates found me attractive..confided in his dad all of a sudden that lad was a bad influence on ours and he kept putting the poor lad down to my son..even though he (my husband) has been through the MILF thing..with my ugly aunty.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
LOL! Did he ask you out then then?

Or did you ask him...

or was a slip of the phone no. deal?


He asked me.. but to be perfectly honest if he hadn't asked me then I would have to get round to asking him.. because the moment I saw him (and I didn't even know he was going to be the one to take a look at me) I thought phwooooaaar with a mixture of 'he has a kind face'.


There is someone for everyone tupps, grab him with both hands before someone else does Valentine
E
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I love you Deegs Hug, I've been with him since I was 13, he's an East End London builder, I love the bones of him, he adores me beyond a normal persons love, I am a bitch(Seriously)
If I was married to me, I would divorce myself. Blush


That's so beautiful to read (are YOU reading this, tupps Laugh).......FWIW, mine's the love of my life too. I could have snaffled a much wealthier one! But I chose to follow my rampant lust heart Nod
FM
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


I'm generally rubbish at noticing when blokes look at me. I used to see a bloke who would actually point it out and be a bit smug about it. And then I've seen the ones who start beating their chest and dragging their knuckles at the first sniff of another bloke checking you out.
tupps
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Shar:
And all we need now is the happily ever after ... Valentine


Awwww... shar.. little ole me.. I could actually be a Doctor's missus! Ninja


Fine. Lovely. Just please - for God's sake - don't ever be the Doctor's receptionist. You'd be every patient's friggin nightmare! Eeker Laugh
FM
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Originally posted by Shar:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


Valentine

Maybe he doesn't think he has to tell you how special you are ... but when he feels threatened he finds his voice ... Laugh


OMG shar thats so poetical I'm actually going to treasure that for the rest of my life....Valentine
stonks
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Originally posted by Deegs:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I love you Deegs Hug, I've been with him since I was 13, he's an East End London builder, I love the bones of him, he adores me beyond a normal persons love, I am a bitch(Seriously)
If I was married to me, I would divorce myself. Blush


That's so beautiful to read (are YOU reading this, tupps Laugh).......FWIW, mine's the love of my life too. I could have snaffled a much wealthier one! But I chose to follow my rampant lust heart Nod


I'm reading *wipes a happy tear* Crying I don't like him because he's a surgeon. I like him because he is a really nice guy and ok I admit I think he is a bliddy hottie. He could be a dustman and I'd still feel the same. Crying
tupps
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by Shar:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


Valentine

Maybe he doesn't think he has to tell you how special you are ... but when he feels threatened he finds his voice ... Laugh


OMG shar thats so poetical I'm actually going to treasure that for the rest of my life....Valentine


I'm welling up.. Crying
tupps
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


I'm generally rubbish at noticing when blokes look at me. I used to see a bloke who would actually point it out and be a bit smug about it. And then I've seen the ones who start beating their chest and dragging their knuckles at the first sniff of another bloke checking you out.


I'm the same and I used to have a lot of male friends but was shocked when I went back to visit england 3 of them told me that they had fancied me and were waiting the opportunity and other things that had entered their head.... Eeker
stonks
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by Shar:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


Valentine

Maybe he doesn't think he has to tell you how special you are ... but when he feels threatened he finds his voice ... Laugh


OMG shar thats so poetical I'm actually going to treasure that for the rest of my life....Valentine


I'm welling up.. Crying


Ninja

I think I might like being a poet ... Red Face
Shar
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Originally posted by stonks:
I'm the same and I used to have a lot of male friends but was shocked when I went back to visit england 3 of them told me that they had fancied me and were waiting the opportunity and other things that had entered their head.... Eeker


Oooo you sex siren you. I really fancied this guy when I was doing my A levels. Nothing came of it.. we were kind of friends but that is all. Cut to 5 years later and I was visiting my home town for New Years Eve. A group of us were in the street, pished as farts and trying to do a passable rendition of Auld Langs and all that. Who should walk up but this guy.. anyhoo long story short he joins in and follows us back in the pub after we've murdered Auld Langs.. a few drinks later he confessed how he had always fancied me but never had the cajones to ask me out. Arrrrgggghhh

I had a boyfriend.. never saw him again after that (the other fella not the boyfriend Ninja)
tupps
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I am all "awwwww" at Tupps story

and "yeah, grrrrrr" in solidarity with stonks!


We can't become bitter Ditty..remember back to the first time your stomach did a somersault when you saw him..I was 11 when I first saw mr stonks and thought wow....


Aw ... stonksy ... I'm going to write a book about you and mr stonks ... Valentine
Shar
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Originally posted by Shar:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by Shar:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse.... Roll Eyes


Valentine

Maybe he doesn't think he has to tell you how special you are ... but when he feels threatened he finds his voice ... Laugh


OMG shar thats so poetical I'm actually going to treasure that for the rest of my life....Valentine


I'm welling up.. Crying


Ninja

I think I might like being a poet ... Red Face


I'm lubbing it too.... Ninja
stonks
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
I'm the same and I used to have a lot of male friends but was shocked when I went back to visit england 3 of them told me that they had fancied me and were waiting the opportunity and other things that had entered their head.... Eeker


Oooo you sex siren you. I really fancied this guy when I was doing my A levels. Nothing came of it.. we were kind of friends but that is all. Cut to 5 years later and I was visiting my home town for New Years Eve. A group of us were in the street, pished as farts and trying to do a passable rendition of Auld Langs and all that. Who should walk up but this guy.. anyhoo long story short he joins in and follows us back in the pub after we've murdered Auld Langs.. a few drinks later he confessed how he had always fancied me but never had the cajones to ask me out. Arrrrgggghhh

I had a boyfriend.. never saw him again after that (the other fella not the boyfriend Ninja)


Awww Tupps that brinks to mind the song..aggh can't remember what its called but she goes back to a motel with her child and the motel receptionist looks into the childs eyes and see's his own..if you know what I mean.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I am all "awwwww" at Tupps story

and "yeah, grrrrrr" in solidarity with stonks!


We can't become bitter Ditty..remember back to the first time your stomach did a somersault when you saw him..I was 11 when I first saw mr stonks and thought wow....


Crying that's beautiful stonksy..

I'm going to try and remember the stomach flip.. although in my case it might have been nausea brought about by being in a Hospital (I duuunnnnnnt like 'em). I shall always remember the moment he burst through that swing door called out to someone.. they weren't there.. and then tried to get back through the door only to realise he had forgotten his swipe pass and his sheepish little 'I'm a doofus' grin to me. Oh and his cute lil tush in those scrubs. Ninja
tupps
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Originally posted by stonks:
Awww Tupps that brinks to mind the song..aggh can't remember what its called but she goes back to a motel with her child and the motel receptionist looks into the childs eyes and see's his own..if you know what I mean.... Laugh


men are such bliddy wusses..

(disclaimer: me and him nevaaaaaaaaaaaah had a baby or bumped uglies or nuffin or even stayed in a motel) Ninja
tupps
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Awww Tupps that brinks to mind the song..aggh can't remember what its called but she goes back to a motel with her child and the motel receptionist looks into the childs eyes and see's his own..if you know what I mean.... Laugh


men are such bliddy wusses..

(disclaimer: me and him nevaaaaaaaaaaaah had a baby or bumped uglies or nuffin or even stayed in a motel) Ninja


Stonksy is giving away the plot of me bleeding book ... Mad
Shar
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I am all "awwwww" at Tupps story

and "yeah, grrrrrr" in solidarity with stonks!


We can't become bitter Ditty..remember back to the first time your stomach did a somersault when you saw him..I was 11 when I first saw mr stonks and thought wow....


Crying that's beautiful stonksy..

I'm going to try and remember the stomach flip.. although in my case it might have been nausea brought about by being in a Hospital (I duuunnnnnnt like 'em). I shall always remember the moment he burst through that swing door called out to someone.. they weren't there.. and then tried to get back through the door only to realise he had forgotten his swipe pass and his sheepish little 'I'm a doofus' grin to me. Oh and his cute lil tush in those scrubs. Ninja


Laugh..I remember being in theater having mini stonks and mr stonks walks in all in scrubs and my first words were ooh mr stonks your looking pretty fetching in them their scrubs, forsetting we were surrounded by surgeons and wot not until they all started laughing..caught in the act being a perv in full labour, the shame.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by stonks:
Laugh..I remember being in theater having mini stonks and mr stonks walks in all in scrubs and my first words were ooh mr stonks your looking pretty fetching in them their scrubs, forsetting we were surrounded by surgeons and wot not until they all started laughing..caught in the act being a perv in full labour, the shame.... Laugh


Laugh perving in the delivery room.. Laugh

There is something about them though.. I come over all unnecessary if I see him in them. The green ones are quite errrrr stimulating but he has some dark blue ones which I have only seen him in once and quite frankly phwooooooooooar!
tupps
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Originally posted by Shar:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Awww Tupps that brinks to mind the song..aggh can't remember what its called but she goes back to a motel with her child and the motel receptionist looks into the childs eyes and see's his own..if you know what I mean.... Laugh


men are such bliddy wusses..

(disclaimer: me and him nevaaaaaaaaaaaah had a baby or bumped uglies or nuffin or even stayed in a motel) Ninja


Stonksy is giving away the plot of me bleeding book ... Mad


PMSL Tupps I wish I could remember this song.it remends me of that MINUS baby and *uglies*.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by stonks:
Laugh..I remember being in theater having mini stonks and mr stonks walks in all in scrubs and my first words were ooh mr stonks your looking pretty fetching in them their scrubs, forsetting we were surrounded by surgeons and wot not until they all started laughing..caught in the act being a perv in full labour, the shame.... Laugh


Laugh perving in the delivery room.. Laugh

There is something about them though.. I come over all unnecessary if I see him in them. The green ones are quite errrrr stimulating but he has some dark blue ones which I have only seen him in once and quite frankly phwooooooooooar!


Tell me about it..spinal block..C Section and getting pervy.. Ninja..but the next thing was better the anaetatist who stood beind me took my hair down and started playing with it, stroking it..who's mr stonks?.... Ninja
stonks

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