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Originally posted by FrankiesChick:
I would go for the peel. I was thinking of Botox but have seen to many people who look awfull after they have had it done

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I'd like smaller boobs & would transfer the bit's to my hips & thighs, I've always wanted hips & thighs.

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Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
I hope you look just like Deegs.

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
Nooooooo waaaaaaaay. I've seen very few examples of it that look natural, and if it doesn't look natural then whats the point?

I must be one of the very few examples, then

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Tuppsssssssss....

stonksssssssssssssssssy...

Tell your one I'm up for free cosmetic surgery anything he wants to practice on..I'll be is Frankenstein....

You do remember he is NHS though stonksy.. he'll have a bliddy waiting list as long as your arm..

I'm dropping hints that maybe one of his mates who took the sensible Harley Street/Transform clinic route could do it..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
What?? He doesn't do ANY private work?

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
I'm au naturel.. but my current beau is a plastic/reconstructive surgeon .. (I know.. I'm a fricking lucky caaaah!! <--- spawny grin).. and so I'm hoping for maybe a little teeny chemical peel for my birthday..

Seeing as you're a pal and all that, I don't mind offering myself up for practising on ...

*elbows shar out of way*....

I think you've just broken my nose ...

I need a plastic surgeon ...

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Tuppsssssssss....

stonksssssssssssssssssy...

Tell your one I'm up for free cosmetic surgery anything he wants to practice on..I'll be is Frankenstein....

You do remember he is NHS though stonksy.. he'll have a bliddy waiting list as long as your arm..

I'm dropping hints that maybe one of his mates who took the sensible Harley Street/Transform clinic route could do it..

Mmmm rubs chin and wonders how I can fall on a Harley street step and make it look like an accident....

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
What?? He doesn't do ANY private work?

Very little.. bliddy right on little bugger. I've told him if this relationship stands any chance of going anywhere he's going to have to buck his ideas up and stop reconstructing people's faces and the like on the NHS and start churning out some brow lifts on rich laydees. I want to be a kept woman gawd dammit.

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Originally posted by SazBomb:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I'd like smaller boobs & would transfer the bit's to my hips & thighs, I've always wanted hips & thighs.

You can have mine... I have to much hip and thigh

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:
Nooooooo waaaaaaaay. I've seen very few examples of it that look natural, and if it doesn't look natural then whats the point?

I must be one of the very few examples, then

Oo err missus, have you been de-hagged?

Wanna slip me the number then we can be twins?

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Originally posted by tupps:
don't get too excited ladies.. all this elbowing and breaking of noses will get you nowhere.. he's going through his 'altruistic phase' remember.. I need a few more months of knocking him into shape before I can start pimping him out for 'jobs'..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Bloody hell... I think thats the first Plastic Surgeon I have ever heard of that is on a full NHS contract!!!!!

Aw... I think I love him a little bit too now!

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Gotta say just the thought of a peel or Botox scares the beejaysus outta me

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Bloody hell... I think thats the first Plastic Surgeon I have ever heard of that is on a full NHS contract!!!!!

Aw... I think I love him a little bit too now!

He is a sweetheart.. and verrrrrr cute.. and I can personally vouch for his handiwork. I shall work on him and then print up some menus and take orders.

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
It twasn't me who tried using my Babyliss leg sander on my face for a homemade skin peel.

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
It twasn't me who tried using my Babyliss leg sander on my face for a homemade skin peel.

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Tuppsssssssss....

stonksssssssssssssssssy...

Tell your one I'm up for free cosmetic surgery anything he wants to practice on..I'll be is Frankenstein....

You do remember he is NHS though stonksy.. he'll have a bliddy waiting list as long as your arm..

I'm dropping hints that maybe one of his mates who took the sensible Harley Street/Transform clinic route could do it..

Mmmm rubs chin and wonders how I can fall on a Harley street step and make it look like an accident....

I'll trip you up
(for a very large fee nominal cut of the benefits)

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Gotta say just the thought of a peel or Botox scares the beejaysus outta me

Hello you..

I've been told it is a bit early for me to go under the knife. Apparently it is pointless before 40. My options for freshening up are botox or peel. I suppose there is always that hymen replacement thing... seeing as I lost mine riding a bicycle.

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
don't get too excited ladies.. all this elbowing and breaking of noses will get you nowhere.. he's going through his 'altruistic phase' remember.. I need a few more months of knocking him into shape before I can start pimping him out for 'jobs'..

*Decides to sue stonksy instead for broken nose*

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Gotta say just the thought of a peel or Botox scares the beejaysus outta me

Hello you..

I've been told it is a bit early for me to go under the knife. Apparently it is pointless before 40. My options for freshening up are botox or peel. I suppose there is always that hymen replacement thing... seeing as I lost mine riding a bicycle.

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*worries for the kind surgeon*
play nicely tupps... don't break him!

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*worries for the kind surgeon*
play nicely tupps... don't break him!

I won't. Don't make me go all mushy now.. but he is lovely and (whilst he looks bliddy hot in scrubs) I am playing gently with this one..

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Heya x

I get the feeling your man could just be persuaded to.... errrrmmm...explore that possibility - pro bono, of course!

And why ANYONE under 40 would even be talking cosmetic surgery beats the hell out of me.......

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*worries for the kind surgeon*
play nicely tupps... don't break him!

I won't. Don't make me go all mushy now.. but he is lovely and (whilst he looks bliddy hot in scrubs) I am playing gently with this one..

Is this still the snake-hipped one, or am I behind the times?

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Or do what I did, marry a man who ends up 'Myopic' and hide his glasses. He thinks I'm gorge, coz thats what I tell him.

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*worries for the kind surgeon*
play nicely tupps... don't break him!

I won't. Don't make me go all mushy now.. but he is lovely and (whilst he looks bliddy hot in scrubs) I am playing gently with this one..

Is this still the snake-hipped one, or am I behind the times?

Oh the snake hipped OH was out of the picture in Feb (technically). This is a new one. It was lurve at first sight.. he was there in his scrubs looking all dark, moody and mediterranean as he inspected my gash.. I was looking brave and yet slightly vulnerable as he inspected said gash. The deal was sealed as the next day he caught sight of me in my hospital gown and thick white DVT stockings. And it was finalised as a few days later he popped his head around the door as I was getting stitches out and swearing like a fishwife. He couldn't resist.

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Or do what I did, marry a man who ends up 'Myopic' and hide his glasses. He thinks I'm gorge, coz thats what I tell him.

I've got one of those!

He does look fabulously sexy & (deceptively) intelligent wearing glasses though. Does yours?

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*worries for the kind surgeon*
play nicely tupps... don't break him!

I won't. Don't make me go all mushy now.. but he is lovely and (whilst he looks bliddy hot in scrubs) I am playing gently with this one..

Is this still the snake-hipped one, or am I behind the times?

Oh the snake hipped OH was out of the picture in Feb (technically). This is a new one. It was lurve at first sight.. he was there in his scrubs looking all dark, moody and mediterranean as he inspected my gash.. I was looking brave and yet slightly vulnerable as he inspected said gash. The deal was sealed as the next day he caught sight of me in my hospital gown and thick white DVT stockings. And it was finalised as a few days later he popped his head around the door as I was getting stitches out and swearing like a fishwife. He couldn't resist.

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Originally posted by tupps:
Oh the snake hipped OH was out of the picture in Feb (technically). This is a new one. It was lurve at first sight.. he was there in his scrubs looking all dark, moody and mediterranean as he inspected my gash.. I was looking brave and yet slightly vulnerable as he inspected said gash. The deal was sealed as the next day he caught sight of me in my hospital gown and thick white DVT stockings. And it was finalised as a few days later he popped his head around the door as I was getting stitches out and swearing like a fishwife. He couldn't resist.

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Originally posted by Shar:
And all we need now is the happily ever after ...

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Deegs:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
*worries for the kind surgeon*
play nicely tupps... don't break him!

I won't. Don't make me go all mushy now.. but he is lovely and (whilst he looks bliddy hot in scrubs) I am playing gently with this one..

Is this still the snake-hipped one, or am I behind the times?

Oh the snake hipped OH was out of the picture in Feb (technically). This is a new one. It was lurve at first sight.. he was there in his scrubs looking all dark, moody and mediterranean as he inspected my gash.. I was looking brave and yet slightly vulnerable as he inspected said gash. The deal was sealed as the next day he caught sight of me in my hospital gown and thick white DVT stockings. And it was finalised as a few days later he popped his head around the door as I was getting stitches out and swearing like a fishwife. He couldn't resist.

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Put it this way, he's grown into his face.

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Originally posted by stonks:
Why am I the one who is stuck with one who does'nt give a fart untill another bloke takes a second look then he becomes all ape like wanting to kick arse....