@Dame_Ann_Average posted:you're supposed to say 'how do you know' then I would reply 'it's obvious, he was legless'
omg dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:you're supposed to say 'how do you know' then I would reply 'it's obvious, he was legless'
omg dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:dunno, when you lose a sock, it never turns up
ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢtrueâĶ.maybe the rest of it is in a washing machine ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:omg dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:It's all wasted I tell ya, wasted
@Baz posted:ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢtrueâĶ.maybe the rest of it is in a washing machine ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
That's why it won't drain
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:That's why it won't drain
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:That's why it won't drain
@Baz posted:Awwww itâs pretty armless then
@Baz posted:They need to look for a one armed person who is hopping ðĪĢðĪĢ
and had to drop his head, because he was hopping with one arm.... he hadn't a lot going for him
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:and had to drop his head, because he was hopping with one arm.... he hadn't a lot going for him
ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢalas poor Yorick ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
@Baz posted:They need to look for a one armed person who is hopping ðĪĢðĪĢ
bazzyyyyyyy
@Baz posted:ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢalas poor Yorick ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:That's him, Yorick Lamb....sorted
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:That's him, Yorick Lamb....sorted
ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
somebody must have been driving around chucking out body parts
@Baz posted:Whoever it was obviously had some anatomical knowledge
and a stomach made of iron
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:somebody must have been driving around chucking out body parts
Yep
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:and a stomach made of iron
omg yes - mustn't be easy to chop/saw up a body
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:somebody must have been driving around chucking out body parts
yes, fancy walking along and being kicked by a flying leg out of a car window
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:and a stomach made of iron
Not half ðĪŪðĪŪ
@Baz posted:If theyâve got his teeth canât they find him by dental records
true bazzy
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:yes, fancy walking along and being kicked by a flying leg out of a car window
yes
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:yes, fancy walking along and being kicked by a flying leg out of a car window
ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢimagine trying to convince your insurance that the accident was caused by a flying leg ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:omg yes - mustn't be easy to chop/saw up a body
Must have had somewhere quiet and private tooâĶ.
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:yes
@Baz posted:ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢimagine trying to convince your insurance that the accident was caused by a flying leg ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
Honestly guv, and a good job it's boot was off, or I would be claiming a lot more
@Baz posted:ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢimagine trying to convince your insurance that the accident was caused by a flying leg ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
bazzyyyyyyyy
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:Honestly guv, and a good job it's boot was off, or I would be claiming a lot more
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:Honestly guv, and a good job it's boot was off, or I would be claiming a lot more
ROFL ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:
why on earth would you do this
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