To be fair. I do like both of them but out of the two I would rather have Claire too 

jockey an all...jokey jockey 

 A new what ya ment 

I think Gabby is all gobby,,,she's not got the fun Clair/Claire injects, plus she's another tax dodger...if we owed two hundred quid we would be having threatening letters, stash away millions and its fine  

I knew too 

A knew how to spell it too. (Play on words/dialect) 

Damn!   Aussies put one in to go level at 11 seconds!! 

I'll remember that one next time I do a typo  

I had forgotten Vera was on and they are the first was I haven't seen 

I think I might have seen one or two of them but not all 

I haven't seen this one and missed the beginning 

hang on I might have 

I think I've seen them all ....I'm watching BB

I've got the hockey on 

Evening Cribbers

I didn't watch them all Baz..I couldn't get away with her crap accent at the beginning, I've accepted it now that she can't do proper geordie like  and I knew where you were 

Aussies stole the gold in the hockey and Kiwis stole the match to go for gold in the netball earlier  

evening Kimota   

How was your trip? 

Hello wanderer Did you have a good time ?

no one stole owt...we lost, the end 

  Naebody can dae a Geordie accent like a Geordie man! 

They stole it   we were up with 11 seconds to go and lost on pens 

Aa wad a thowt se 

we lost being the important word 

broad Cumbrian is very much the same Pam...most older Cumbrians would use the exact phrase only they don't sing like the Geordie's if you know what I mean...it sounds sterner from Cumbrians 

Waders! backinamo

Good job they int interviewing Sprouty

Looks like my son has arrived And my daughter is bringing her new car around tomorrow  

hello you *snoggy fawns*    I understand her perfectly  how was your day? 

 Evening Dame. I am still in Eastbourne until tomorrow

 Hi Sprout.

 It's been good. I almost feel like staying another week

good and err good I think   

Oh! a new chuff chuff