Skip to main content

Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

My mum used to swear at wrestling  

 

 

tennis and politics, my mother was like a fishwife 

My mum was only like it with wrestling .....until the Alzheimer's kicked in and then she had the vocabulary of a navvy!!   

 

understandably.. one old lady I knew from childhood was in the place my ex husbands mum was in. I only ever knew her as a proper church going lady who knew my grandma well...she suffered from dementia and effed, nipped and cussed the day long  She hated Leanne, when we used to go and visit, she would creep up behind Leanne and nip her  

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

My daughter was watching something on TV about elderly escorts...one was 84 and she was making a grand a week...Leanne told me that would put my time in   

Go for it

 

nooooooooo...the dirty old bugger was talking golden showers, my daughter shouted of me to listen, I was heaving 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

My mum used to swear at wrestling  

 

 

tennis and politics, my mother was like a fishwife 

My mum was only like it with wrestling .....until the Alzheimer's kicked in and then she had the vocabulary of a navvy!!   

 

understandably.. one old lady I knew from childhood was in the place my ex husbands mum was in. I only ever knew her as a proper church going lady who knew my grandma well...she suffered from dementia and effed, nipped and cussed the day long  She hated Leanne, when we used to go and visit, she would creep up behind Leanne and nip her  

Haha, that's terrible, how old was your daughter then?

Rexi
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

My daughter was watching something on TV about elderly escorts...one was 84 and she was making a grand a week...Leanne told me that would put my time in   

Go for it

 

nooooooooo...the dirty old bugger was talking golden showers, my daughter shouted of me to listen, I was heaving 

Oh good lawd

 

how nice of her to think of you!!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

My mum used to swear at wrestling  

 

 

tennis and politics, my mother was like a fishwife 

My mum was only like it with wrestling .....until the Alzheimer's kicked in and then she had the vocabulary of a navvy!!   

 

understandably.. one old lady I knew from childhood was in the place my ex husbands mum was in. I only ever knew her as a proper church going lady who knew my grandma well...she suffered from dementia and effed, nipped and cussed the day long  She hated Leanne, when we used to go and visit, she would creep up behind Leanne and nip her  

My mum was really straight lace ...and also proper religious ....I didn't even know she knew some of the words she came out with  

Baz
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 

Haha, that's terrible, how old was your daughter then?

 

 

about 16 or so...I thought it was funny 

methinks the Mother Of The Year award eluded you that year!!

 

 

methinks you're right, I would never warn her  she's had revenge tenfold Rexi 

Dame_Ann_Average
Last edited by Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

My mum was really straight lace ...and also proper religious ....I didn't even know she knew some of the words she came out with  

 

 

This woman was Baz...my grandma would have never have spoken to her again if she'd been alive, she would have been mortified 

 

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 

Haha, that's terrible, how old was your daughter then?

 

 

about 16 or so...I thought it was funny 

methinks the Mother Of The Year award eluded you that year!!

 

 

methinks you're right, I would never warn her  she's had revenge tenfold Rexi 

They have a nasty habit of doing that ...

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 

Haha, that's terrible, how old was your daughter then?

 

 

about 16 or so...I thought it was funny 

methinks the Mother Of The Year award eluded you that year!!

 

 

methinks you're right, I would never warn her  she's had revenge tenfold Rexi 

They have a nasty habit of doing that ...

They sure do 

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:

What's everyone up to tomorrow ?

 

nothing...next question  Actually, I am having coffee with Dolly at some point  and what are you up to? 

Back I have nothing planned ...unless it's hoovering  

 

tell you what...just lift the carpet and throw it over the line and beat it 

Dame_Ann_Average
Last edited by Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:

What's everyone up to tomorrow ?

 

nothing...next question  Actually, I am having coffee with Dolly at some point  and what are you up to? 

Back I have nothing planned ...unless it's hoovering  

 

tell you what...just lift the carpet and throw it over the line and beat it 

Rofl No way , they'd think we'd had a volcanic eruption !! All planes flying out of Manchester would be grounded !!   

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

They have a nasty habit of doing that ...

They sure do 

 

 

they sure do...like posting on FB when you are actually just giving your legs a quick shave in the bathroom with an electric shaver 

Lmao

 

 

yep...it was really funny 

 

Baz

Add Reply

×
×
×
×
Link copied to your clipboard.
×
×