the poor bloke, having to sit with the body 
@Baz posted:I did say over the page
didn't see it bazzy
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:didn't see it bazzy
Itâs ok âĶwe were all chatting so the page moved really fast 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:the poor bloke, having to sit with the body
Yes
@Baz posted:
yes
Leanne 10 minutes ago " I think I have sciatica, I have a pain in my bum cheek"
Me " You would know if you had sciatica, you'd be struggling to move, and it would be down your leg"
Leanne 2 minutes ago " Look, I told you it was sciatica, it's down my leg, can you not see?"
Me, squints eyes thinking she's lost the plot and then there in black ink down the back of her thigh was the word SCIATICA, I tell you she's trying to put me in an asylum
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:Leanne 10 minutes ago " I think I have sciatica, I have a pain in my bum cheek"
Me " You would know if you had sciatica, you'd be struggling to move, and it would be down your leg"
Leanne 2 minutes ago " Look, I told you it was sciatica, it's down my leg, can you not see?"
Me, squints eyes thinking she's lost the plot and then there in black ink down the back of her thigh was the word SCIATICA, I tell you she's trying to put me in an asylum
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:Leanne 10 minutes ago " I think I have sciatica, I have a pain in my bum cheek"
Me " You would know if you had sciatica, you'd be struggling to move, and it would be down your leg"
Leanne 2 minutes ago " Look, I told you it was sciatica, it's down my leg, can you not see?"
Me, squints eyes thinking she's lost the plot and then there in black ink down the back of her thigh was the word SCIATICA, I tell you she's trying to put me in an asylum
@Baz posted:Ok , itâs definitely the llama this time
It's not the Llama, my god you are so llamaist 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:It's not the Llama, my god you are so llamaist
and giraffist as well
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:It's not the Llama, my god you are so llamaist
Iâm an A llamist
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:and giraffist as well
blimey how did he get in-oh she knew him
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:blimey how did he get in-oh she knew him
Sounds like it Ros
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:it's like living in a mad house
@Baz posted:
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
you need treatment, I will sign you up for AAL
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Oh Yes, I forgot about that...she's a biatch Bestie
@Baz posted:
Action Against Llamaists
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:Action Against Llamaists
and AAG Action against giraffeslovely intelligent creatures with googly eyes
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:
@Baz posted:
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:
I don't think she's keen on Rhino's either 
@Baz posted:How come the original investigation didnât pick up the fact there was another attack
No idea Baz 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
I don't think she's keen on Rhino's either
Rhinoist as well
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
I don't think she's keen on Rhino's either
You think right Nor crocs , reptiles , vultures , or anything that isnât fluffy , or cuddly
@Rocking Ros Rose posted:Rhinoist as well
We'd need extra days in the ucking week to send her to all the therapists she needs
@Baz posted:You think right
you iz no David Attenborough
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
We'd need extra days in the ucking week to send her to all the therapists she needs
@Baz posted:Omg heâs killed three women
looks like it Baz, only a coward would attack old women that can't fight back for sexual pleasure 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:looks like it Baz, only a coward would attack old women that can't fight back for sexual pleasure
Exactly ðĄðĄ
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:looks like it Baz, only a coward would attack old women that can't fight back for sexual pleasure
makes me feel horrified tbh