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Originally Posted by Baz:
 

Oh heck !! You should have learnt from me this morning ....and not answered phone !! How long for ? 

 

 

just an hour and a half...she forgot the kids were off school and booked for her infills done...My answer was...*9 o'clock for you frecking nails done when you had all day*  she was really lolololing 

Dame_Ann_Average
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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

Oh heck !! You should have learnt from me this morning ....and not answered phone !! How long for ? 

 

 

just an hour and a half...she forgot the kids were off school and booked for her infills done...My answer was...*9 o'clock for you frecking nails done when you had all day*  she was really lolololing 

 

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

*Goes to put some garlic bread in*...all nice and stinky for work tomorrow  and we have a two day course on 

 

 

you'll have six chair gaps between you and the next person 

They'll not be able to get out my way....I'm on reception remember  

 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

Oh heck !! You should have learnt from me this morning ....and not answered phone !! How long for ? 

 

 

just an hour and a half...she forgot the kids were off school and booked for her infills done...My answer was...*9 o'clock for you frecking nails done when you had all day*  she was really lolololing 

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

*Goes to put some garlic bread in*...all nice and stinky for work tomorrow  and we have a two day course on 

 

 

you'll have six chair gaps between you and the next person 

They'll not be able to get out my way....I'm on reception remember  

 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

Whoops ...loads of mints then  

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

*Goes to put some garlic bread in*...all nice and stinky for work tomorrow  and we have a two day course on 

 

 

you'll have six chair gaps between you and the next person 

They'll not be able to get out my way....I'm on reception remember  

 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

Whoops ...loads of mints then  

I've got a packet of Polos in me bag 

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

 

 

and they will probably tell you where to go when they get a whiff 

It might make me be able to tolerate some of their smells better too 

Oh yuk a Mind you , seeing as I've not really bern able to smell anything much for the last 10 days ...   

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I do love garlic though and tend to go overboard when I use it 

I used to like it ....but can't stand it these days ,..

 

and its good for you 

I know ....it's just one of those age related changes ....no idea why .....

Baz
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

*Goes to put some garlic bread in*...all nice and stinky for work tomorrow  and we have a two day course on 

 

 

you'll have six chair gaps between you and the next person 

They'll not be able to get out my way....I'm on reception remember  

 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

Whoops ...loads of mints then  

I've got a packet of Polos in me bag 

 

 

spoon of mustard swish it around your mouth and spit it out...another spoon of mustard and swallow...job done 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

 

 

and they will probably tell you where to go when they get a whiff 

It might make me be able to tolerate some of their smells better too 

Oh yuk a Mind you , seeing as I've not really bern able to smell anything much for the last 10 days ...   

Come to work with me and you'll soon regain it 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

*Goes to put some garlic bread in*...all nice and stinky for work tomorrow  and we have a two day course on 

 

 

you'll have six chair gaps between you and the next person 

They'll not be able to get out my way....I'm on reception remember  

 

Yep, I have to sign them in and tell them where to go 

Whoops ...loads of mints then  

I've got a packet of Polos in me bag 

 

 

spoon of mustard swish it around your mouth and spit it out...another spoon of mustard and swallow...job done 

That cure sounds worse than the cause !!   

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

That cure sounds worse than the cause !!   

 

 

true..mind I have always made sure when I cooked that if I had garlic the other person also had garlic, that way you don't smell it 

I don't think Pam has enough time to phone them all up and send them garlic bread at this stage

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

Bazzy doesn't like garlic.... I don't like mustard 

 

 

ok...suck polos 

I'd make it extra strong mints if I was you !!  

 

or don't exhale when anyone is in proximity 

I have an image of Sprout going red in the face trying not to breathe !  

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

I don't think Pam has enough time to phone them all up and send them garlic bread at this stage

 

true and she won't have a list of intakes 

Maybe she should just have a big tray of garlic bread by the front door ....with a big notice saying *TAKE ONE ...FREE...PREREQUISITE OF MEETING*  

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

I don't think Pam has enough time to phone them all up and send them garlic bread at this stage

 

true and she won't have a list of intakes 

Maybe she should just have a big tray of garlic bread by the front door ....with a big notice saying *TAKE ONE ...FREE...PREREQUISITE OF MEETING*  

 

 

 

or you will regret it 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

I don't think Pam has enough time to phone them all up and send them garlic bread at this stage

 

true and she won't have a list of intakes 

Maybe she should just have a big tray of garlic bread by the front door ....with a big notice saying *TAKE ONE ...FREE...PREREQUISITE OF MEETING*  

 

 

 

or you will regret it 

.....or maybe she should simply hand out gas masks  

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

That cure sounds worse than the cause !!   

 

 

true..mind I have always made sure when I cooked that if I had garlic the other person also had garlic, that way you don't smell it 

I don't think Pam has enough time to phone them all up and send them garlic bread at this stage

LMAO!! 

FM
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
 

I don't think Pam has enough time to phone them all up and send them garlic bread at this stage

 

true and she won't have a list of intakes 

Maybe she should just have a big tray of garlic bread by the front door ....with a big notice saying *TAKE ONE ...FREE...PREREQUISITE OF MEETING*  

I'd have to run to Morrisons first thing and put it through petty cash 

FM

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