@Dame_Ann_Average posted:if I can lose 3 stone in a week it will fit us
PMSL!! Dream on 
@Sprout posted:PMSL!! Dream on
Bedfordshire again. I'm not going there anytime soon 
I think if their arms were distorted and their heads caved in, it's a good bet they are deed
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:I think if their arms were distorted and their heads caved in, it's a good bet they are deed
Quite
@Sprout posted:Bedfordshire again. I'm not going there anytime soon
that's Bedfordshire and the Congo off your bucket list...and maybe the Conga which I nearly typed
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:that's Bedfordshire and the Congo off your bucket list...and maybe the Conga which I nearly typed
How sick can some people be
OMG. Look at all that blood
it looks a new house on the outside and a bit of a wreck inside
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:it looks a new house on the outside and a bit of a wreck inside
I was thinking that too.
Whereas mine looks a bit of a wreck on the outside AS WELL as on the inside
@Sprout posted:I was thinking that too.
Whereas mine looks a bit of a wreck on the outside AS WELL as on the inside
dodo
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
That must be a hell of a job
I don't want to see the post-mortem 
yuk he's got a hairy back 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:I don't want to see the post-mortem
I'm not so sure you will
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:yuk he's got a hairy back
Not a good look is it. I'm not too keen on a hairy front either tbh
Oh hell. Not human any longer 
@Sprout posted:Not a good look is it. I'm not too keen on a hairy front either tbh
don't mind a little...but pubes sprouting out of a chest does nowt for me
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:don't mind a little...but pubes sprouting out of a chest does nowt for me
Ewwww!
@Sprout posted:Oh hell. Not human any longer
tell you what, if they have to give me a post-mortem they had better warm that steel table up first or I will haunt the buggers
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
tell you what, if they have to give me a post-mortem they had better warm that steel table up first or I will haunt the buggers
Oh wow!
@Sprout posted:Oh wow!
what, did I miss something
Realisation 
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:what, did I miss something
The guy they left the message for, arrested when he went to the police station
Someone's retweeted the BBC one 3 day xmas schedule. It's shite!
@Sprout posted:The guy they left the message for, arrested when he went to the police station
I didn't miss it
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:
I didn't miss it
*blinks*
@Sprout posted:*blinks*
They are the people who we should be sending back, not the people who've behaved themselves after being here for years
@Sprout posted:They are the people who we should be sending back, not the people who've behaved themselves after being here for years
awww he's got his packed lunch cool bag
@Dame_Ann_Average posted:awww he's got his packed lunch cool bag
Wherever you go, always take a packed lunch
@Sprout posted:
in a bright yellow cool bag