Why on earth do the make cars that can do that speed. Only vehicles that should be able to do that are police vehicles 

Sprout posted:

Alkeehol, it just can't shut their gobs at times 

Jeeeez! she should be taken off the road for good 

all women 

Paperwork in the van 

arrogant twonk 

What goes through their heads! 

Sprout posted:

What goes through their heads! 

air by the sounds of it

why would you even think of drinking in your car 

must be Baz in that bright pink top 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

why would you even think of drinking in your car 

Any sensible person wouldn't. 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

must be Baz in that bright pink top 

I’m here 

Keep your darn hands on the bonnet !

Baz posted:

I’m here 

Where are they please ?

Baz posted:

Keep your darn hands on the bonnet !

Zackly!

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

must be Baz in that bright pink top 

Baz posted:

Where are they please ?

Devon and Cornwall 

Dame, Sprout 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

must be Baz in that bright pink top 

  Well, you like pink don't you? 

How’s the wine Dame 

Black eye, pink top.... easily identified 

Baz posted:

How’s the wine Dame 

lovely thanks Baz, just finishing my second glass and about to pour more  and I've kept the box to put the bottle back in 

Methinks he doth protest too much 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Black eye, pink top.... easily identified 

this could get messy tonight 

Baz posted:

How’s the wine Dame 

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

Waders! 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Black eye, pink top.... easily identified 

Actually I’m in a lilac fluffy dressing gown !Ive got an itch on the bruise on my head ....and I can’t bliddy scratch it cos it’s still too tender 

Sprout posted:

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

yeah right 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

How’s the wine Dame 

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

I thought it was two hundred 

Baz posted:

Actually I’m in a lilac fluffy dressing gown !Ive got an itch on the bruise on my head ....and I can’t bliddy scratch it cos it’s still too tender 

and that's your alibi, this is recorded....you're probably on tag  and awww  

Baz posted:

 

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

I thought it was two hundred 

wowwwwwwwwwww that is some stretch Boris 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Black eye, pink top.... easily identified 

Actually I’m in a lilac fluffy dressing gown !Ive got an itch on the bruise on my head ....and I can’t bliddy scratch it cos it’s still too tender 

But you weren't in a lilac dressing gown then 

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

How’s the wine Dame 

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

I thought it was two hundred 

That bump has really gotten to you 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

yeah right 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Actually I’m in a lilac fluffy dressing gown !Ive got an itch on the bruise on my head ....and I can’t bliddy scratch it cos it’s still too tender 

and that's your alibi, this is recorded....you're probably on tag  and awww  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

 

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

I thought it was two hundred 

 

wowwwwwwwwwww that is some stretch Boris 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

 

I told her we spent a hundred quid on it 

I thought it was two hundred 

 

wowwwwwwwwwww that is some stretch Boris 

Go big , or go home