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Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Baz posted:

Pmsl 

in fact, anyone want a fur coat

Oh, don’t! You know I have that woman at work who is mentally weird and verbally and physically agressive towards me? She loves animals ... whilst in Canada I went into a ’trappers’ shop and seriously looked at furs, just coz I know it would really piss her off!

 

Couldn’t bring myself to do it though ... have you any idea of how gross fox’s tails actually are when they are not attached to said foxes?!

Rexi
Rexi posted:

Oh, don’t! You know I have that woman at work who is mentally weird and verbally and physically agressive towards me? She loves animals ... whilst in Canada I went into a ’trappers’ shop and seriously looked at furs, just coz I know it would really piss her off!

 

Couldn’t bring myself to do it though ... have you any idea of how gross fox’s tails actually are when they are not attached to said foxes?!

 

I wouldn't have any kind of fur and I can remember fox's tails when I was young...I would buy one and everytime she approached me wave it in her mush

Dame_Ann_Average
Rexi posted:
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Baz posted:

Pmsl 

in fact, anyone want a fur coat

Oh, don’t! You know I have that woman at work who is mentally weird and verbally and physically agressive towards me? She loves animals ... whilst in Canada I went into a ’trappers’ shop and seriously looked at furs, just coz I know it would really piss her off!

 

Couldn’t bring myself to do it though ... have you any idea of how gross fox’s tails actually are when they are not attached to said foxes?!

Baz
Rexi posted:
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Baz posted:

Pmsl 

in fact, anyone want a fur coat

Oh, don’t! You know I have that woman at work who is mentally weird and verbally and physically agressive towards me? She loves animals ... whilst in Canada I went into a ’trappers’ shop and seriously looked at furs, just coz I know it would really piss her off!

 

Couldn’t bring myself to do it though ... have you any idea of how gross fox’s tails actually are when they are not attached to said foxes?!

Sprout
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Rexi posted:

Oh, don’t! You know I have that woman at work who is mentally weird and verbally and physically agressive towards me? She loves animals ... whilst in Canada I went into a ’trappers’ shop and seriously looked at furs, just coz I know it would really piss her off!

 

Couldn’t bring myself to do it though ... have you any idea of how gross fox’s tails actually are when they are not attached to said foxes?!

 

I wouldn't have any kind of fur and I can remember fox's tails when I was young...I would buy one and everytime she approached me wave it in her mush

Baz
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Sprout posted:

The only way I can see is to reinstall or rollback 

but what happened to make it do it...I may reinstall it and lose my saved pages on the opening page for nothing if it still doesn't work

It wasn't wasn't Chrome (I don't think) but I reinstalled anyway. I dunno what happened. All my icons on the screen went small - I have no idea why  and no matter what I did I couldn't get them back to size. I had to take pooter back to a point where it was working.

Sprout
Sprout posted:
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Sprout posted:

The only way I can see is to reinstall or rollback 

but what happened to make it do it...I may reinstall it and lose my saved pages on the opening page for nothing if it still doesn't work

It wasn't wasn't Chrome (I don't think) but I reinstalled anyway. I dunno what happened. All my icons on the screen went small - I have no idea why  and no matter what I did I couldn't get them back to size. I had to take pooter back to a point where it was working.

Baz
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Rexi posted:

Oh, don’t! You know I have that woman at work who is mentally weird and verbally and physically agressive towards me? She loves animals ... whilst in Canada I went into a ’trappers’ shop and seriously looked at furs, just coz I know it would really piss her off!

 

Couldn’t bring myself to do it though ... have you any idea of how gross fox’s tails actually are when they are not attached to said foxes?!

 

I wouldn't have any kind of fur and I can remember fox's tails when I was young...I would buy one and everytime she approached me wave it in her mush

That was my plan ... then I thought poor bloody foxes, dead, their bits glorified, then waved in front of that evil, vindictive bitch’s face..

 

Couldn’t do it to them ...

Rexi
Sprout posted:

It wasn't wasn't Chrome (I don't think) but I reinstalled anyway. I dunno what happened. All my icons on the screen went small - I have no idea why  and no matter what I did I couldn't get them back to size. I had to take pooter back to a point where it was working.

the page looks the same...I just can't log in without accepting cookies and there is no button again

Dame_Ann_Average

 

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for Β£250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth Β£250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that Β£250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have top entertainers from all over the country performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for Β£50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you Β£200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Dame_Ann_Average
Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for Β£250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth Β£250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that Β£250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have top entertainers from all over the country performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for Β£50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you Β£200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Baz
Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for Β£250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth Β£250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that Β£250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have top entertainers from all over the country performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for Β£50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you Β£200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Rocking Ros Rose
Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for Β£250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth Β£250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that Β£250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have top entertainers from all over the country performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for Β£50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you Β£200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

  

Moonie

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