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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:

Hey Dame ....remember that storm last night ....house not far away road got hit Told you it was loud !!  

 

wonder if there broadband went off  

Actually most of the street did apparently It hit the telephone pole and set fire to it  

 

 

oh hells bells  that's enough to make your hair curl if you were using your phone at that precise moment 

See....not so silly after all You can read about it on net, if you put in my town  

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

WOW!   

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

Lmao Tell her it's a compliment ....

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

Lmao Tell her it's a compliment ....

 

 

she's still not happy...a guy went and bought to bottles of whiskey on offer at Morrison's the other day and they ID him...he's 53  I was reading it on the net, Morrison's have left the Whiskey there as a gift, he said they can stuff it  Its a bit much at times though, she's raging she worked there on a Saturday when she first left school 

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I've just read out about Baz's street to Leanne...and I'm trying not to laugh at us not switching anything off  I must do better 

It wasn't my street ....but one near But I did tell you it was a loud bang  

In fact I'm wondering if what I thought was a really loud thunder clap was actually it hitting the house ....although I'm not sure if I would hear it from here 

Baz
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I've just read out about Baz's street to Leanne...and I'm trying not to laugh at us not switching anything off  I must do better 

It wasn't my street ....but one near But I did tell you it was a loud bang  

 

I knew it wasn't exactly your street, but I wasn't going to explain all that to Leanne...I said it was near yours... bit dramatic this government with their culls eh  

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

Lmao Tell her it's a compliment ....

 

 

she's still not happy...a guy went and bought to bottles of whiskey on offer at Morrison's the other day and they ID him...he's 53  I was reading it on the net, Morrison's have left the Whiskey there as a gift, he said they can stuff it  Its a bit much at times though, she's raging she worked there on a Saturday when she first left school 

I woulda done the same 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I've just read out about Baz's street to Leanne...and I'm trying not to laugh at us not switching anything off  I must do better 

It wasn't my street ....but one near But I did tell you it was a loud bang  

 

I knew it wasn't exactly your street, but I wasn't going to explain all that to Leanne...I said it was near yours... bit dramatic this government with their culls eh  

smiley face giggle emoticon

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I've just read out about Baz's street to Leanne...and I'm trying not to laugh at us not switching anything off  I must do better 

It wasn't my street ....but one near But I did tell you it was a loud bang  

 

I knew it wasn't exactly your street, but I wasn't going to explain all that to Leanne...I said it was near yours... bit dramatic this government with their culls eh  

It's just under a mile , but less as crow flies  

Baz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

Lmao Tell her it's a compliment ....

 

 

she's still not happy...a guy went and bought to bottles of whiskey on offer at Morrison's the other day and they ID him...he's 53  I was reading it on the net, Morrison's have left the Whiskey there as a gift, he said they can stuff it  Its a bit much at times though, she's raging she worked there on a Saturday when she first left school 

Oh dear * wish someone would ask for my ID ...I'd show them my bus pass,

Baz
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

Can someone go to the kitchen for me please? 

 

 

no...I've broken both legs 

And? 

 

 

how does ' get it yourself you lazy git sound?' 

OK.   *puts this in head for later* 

 

 

bovvered  I gave up running and fetching ten years ago and don't intend starting again anytime soon 

Dame_Ann_Average
Last edited by Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

Lmao Tell her it's a compliment ....

 

 

she's still not happy...a guy went and bought to bottles of whiskey on offer at Morrison's the other day and they ID him...he's 53  I was reading it on the net, Morrison's have left the Whiskey there as a gift, he said they can stuff it  Its a bit much at times though, she's raging she worked there on a Saturday when she first left school 

Oh dear * wish someone would ask for my ID ...I'd show them my bus pass,

 

Actually. I used to get Id'd (on the odd occasion I went out) when I was 18 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Sprout:

Can someone go to the kitchen for me please? 

 

 

no...I've broken both legs 

And? 

 

 

how does ' get it yourself you lazy git sound?' 

OK.   *puts this in head for later* 

 

 

bovvered  I gave up running and fetching ten years ago and don't intend starting again anytime soon 

lmao emoticon

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

 

 

I popped Leanne down to the local spar for some fags earlier and the guy ID her...wouldn't serve her, she's fuming. FGS, she's 33, and although doesn't look it she is obviously over 18  She's still having a rant, I just took her to the offie where her mate duly obliged. 

Lmao Tell her it's a compliment ....

 

 

she's still not happy...a guy went and bought to bottles of whiskey on offer at Morrison's the other day and they ID him...he's 53  I was reading it on the net, Morrison's have left the Whiskey there as a gift, he said they can stuff it  Its a bit much at times though, she's raging she worked there on a Saturday when she first left school 

Oh dear * wish someone would ask for my ID ...I'd show them my bus pass,

 

Actually. I used to get Id'd (on the odd occasion I went out) when I was 18 

Yes...same here ....and my ex used get accused of cradle snatching ....even though there was less than a year between our ages  

Baz

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