Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
It was quite a coincidence though , eh
spooky, one of us is a witch and it's not me
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:
The mind boggles! I actually am laffin and coffin at the same time at that
I did, it was nowhere near me gob..my elbow decided to go skewwhiff and throw it at me
Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:
The mind boggles! I actually am laffin and coffin at the same time at that
I did, it was nowhere near me gob..my elbow decided to go skewwhiff and throw it at me
Baz posted:
honest guv>>> here's me photo 
Here! Damesy! Have you wasted glass of red wine then? 
Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:
The mind boggles! I actually am laffin and coffin at the same time at that
I did, it was nowhere near me gob..my elbow decided to go skewwhiff and throw it at me
Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
how are you feeling sprooty?Have you been off work?
Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
thank feck I'm not a neighbour and have to give you the kiss of life...have you an emergency number I can ring
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:
spooky, one of us is a witch and it's not me
Rocking Ros posted:
I did, it was nowhere near me gob..my elbow decided to go skewwhiff and throw it at me
Sprout posted:Here! Damesy! Have you wasted glass of red wine then?
have I heller's like, my reflexes are too quick with wine..it was less than an eggcup
Rocking Ros posted:Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
Better than I was Wozzer, but no, I haven't. Had a Friday off sick a couple of weeks ago and can't afford any more days. I don't get paid 
Just been doing all I can to calm it down
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
thank feck I'm not a neighbour and have to give you the kiss of life...have you an emergency number I can ring
999. They'll break the door down
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Here! Damesy! Have you wasted glass of red wine then?
have I heller's like, my reflexes are too quick with wine..it was less than an eggcup
Sprout posted:999
haha I'll ring them now 
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
thank feck I'm not a neighbour and have to give you the kiss of life...have you an emergency number I can ring
She obviously doesn't know there's only one emergency number Baz
My sis in law knocked a glass of bucks fizz over this afternoon...I was in like flint and caught it before a drop was spilled
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:999
haha
I edited! Stop typing too quick! 
Sprout posted:She obviously doesn't know there's only one emergency number Baz
Oi I was thinking neighbour instead of waiting five hours for St John's to turn up
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
My sis in law knocked a glass of bucks fizz over this afternoon...I was in like flint and caught it before a drop was spilled
Natural reaction eh?
Sprout posted:Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
thank feck I'm not a neighbour and have to give you the kiss of life...have you an emergency number I can ring
She obviously doesn't know there's only one emergency number Baz
No Sheâll probably dial 118 118
Sprout posted:I edited! Stop typing too quick!
don't be shouting at me you geordie git...we fought the Scots off...I'm pissed we won
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:She obviously doesn't know there's only one emergency number Baz
Oi I was thinking neighbour instead of waiting five hours for St John's to turn up
I'd have to give you meals on wheels number then....I don't have the other one's
Baz posted:No
there's a thought! Is that an insurance company
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I edited! Stop typing too quick!
don't be shouting at me you geordie git...we fought the Scots off...I'm pissed we won
OMG!! Coughing! loudly!
Sprout posted:
see, she could have broke in and if you were ok she would have handed you a chicken chow mein ...win win
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:No
there's a thought! Is that an insurance company
Sprout posted:Rocking Ros posted:Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
Better than I was Wozzer, but no, I haven't. Had a Friday off sick a couple of weeks ago and can't afford any more days. I don't get paid
Just been doing all I can to calm it down
I know it sucks
Sprout posted:OMG!! Coughing! loudly!
it's ok...there's a campaign on in Cumbria to move us across the border...I'll be there fighting the good fight
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:
see, she could have broke in and if you were ok she would have handed you a chicken chow mein ...win win
Bugger if she had a black bean sauce meal eh?
Baz posted:No, directory enquiries
oh I may just check go compare before I go to bed and slap some insurance on Pam and keep her laughing
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:No
there's a thought! Is that an insurance company
No, directory enquiries
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:OMG!! Coughing! loudly!
it's ok...there's a campaign on in Cumbria to move us across the border...I'll be there fighting the good fight
Rocking Ros posted:Sprout posted:Rocking Ros posted:Sprout posted:Stoppit! you know I'm still not breathing well
Better than I was Wozzer, but no, I haven't. Had a Friday off sick a couple of weeks ago and can't afford any more days. I don't get paid
Just been doing all I can to calm it down
Sprout posted:Bugger if she had a black bean sauce meal eh?
fussy bugger...you're alive and getting a freebie