Rocking Ros posted:

I had pre-eclampsia and was induced early-was in hospital for 3 months before he was born

I was in hospital three months before with Helen, two months with Lynds and I think 6 weeks with Leanne. The birth sac used to press on my heart  how fecking awkward was I  I used to get very rapid palpitations and had to be on beta blockers and monitored 

then he had jaundice-so was in 2 weeks after he as born -he had  to go under the lamps

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

I had pre-eclampsia and was induced early-was in hospital for 3 months before he was born

 

 

I was in hospital three months before with Helen, two months with Lynds and I think 6 weeks with Leanne. The birth sac used to press on my heart  how fecking awkward was I  I used to get very rapid palpitations and had to be on beta blockers and monitored 

 awww 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

I had pre-eclampsia and was induced early-was in hospital for 3 months before he was born

 

 

I was in hospital three months before with Helen, two months with Lynds and I think 6 weeks with Leanne. The birth sac used to press on my heart  how fecking awkward was I  I used to get very rapid palpitations and had to be on beta blockers and monitored 

There's always one!   

Rocking Ros posted:

then he had jaundice-so was in 2 weeks after he as born -he had  to go under the lamps

yep, Leanne did...I didn't know whether to hug her or order a chinese 

I don't have any 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Yes, my son was three weeks early ...my daughter two weeks late 

 

first two were two weeks overdue and I had to be set off...Leanne was a month early and they wouldn't believe me and set off again... pediatrician went berserk when he saw her and said she was obviously prem  The worst labour ever  so I never had a natural start  

Awww

Sprout posted:

There's always one!   

I know....nowt wrong with my heart when I wasn't pregnant  I knew I should never have had kids 

They're talking about a yorkshire pudding wrap on the news 

Sprout posted:

I don't have any 

if only I had known you then...I could have given you a couple 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

There's always one!   

 

 

I know....nowt wrong with my heart when I wasn't pregnant  I knew I should never have had kids 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

then he had jaundice-so was in 2 weeks after he as born -he had  to go under the lamps

 

yep, Leanne did...I didn't know whether to hug her or order a chinese 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I don't have any 

 

if only I had known you then...I could have given you a couple 

And me 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I don't have any 

 

if only I had known you then...I could have given you a couple 

I wouldn't have let you 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I don't have any 

 

if only I had known you then...I could have given you a couple 

And me 

And you 

Baz posted:

And me 

least I was keeping one 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

then he had jaundice-so was in 2 weeks after he as born -he had  to go under the lamps

 

yep, Leanne did...I didn't know whether to hug her or order a chinese 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

And me 

 

least I was keeping one 

I’m not that silly ....although 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

There's always one!   

 

 

I know....nowt wrong with my heart when I wasn't pregnant  I knew I should never have had kids 

Sprout posted:

They're talking about a yorkshire pudding wrap on the news 

Sprout posted:

I wouldn't have let you 

I would have left them on your step and hid behind your fence singing 'Orphan Lullabye* 

Sprout posted:

They're talking about a yorkshire pudding wrap on the news 

 what the hell is that ?

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I wouldn't have let you 

 

I would have left them on your step and hid behind your fence singing 'Orphan Lullabye* 

I would've taken them to the authorities 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I wouldn't have let you 

 

I would have left them on your step and hid behind your fence singing 'Orphan Lullabye* 

 you like singing dammee and sprooty lubbs it

Baz posted:

I’m not that silly ....although 

hang on, what are you implying  

Sprout posted:

I would've taken them to the authorities 

alls good, it would have saved me the bother 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I would've taken them to the authorities 

 

 

alls good, it would have saved me the bother 

Lmao  That made me rl laugh 

Rocking Ros posted:

Sprout posted:

They're talking about a yorkshire pudding wrap on the news 

 what the hell is that ?

I’m glad you asked 

Rocking Ros posted:

Sprout posted:

They're talking about a yorkshire pudding wrap on the news 

 what the hell is that ?

I'm guessing it is what it says on the tin    a wrap with yorkshire pudding mix cooked in it......I can't multitask, watch TV and forum (and drink ) at this time o night  

Rocking Ros posted:

 you like singing dammee and sprooty lubbs it

I won;t be here tomorrow, I am staying at Lyndsey's child minding, I'm gonna get the boys to sing with me  Dame Gaga and the Devils 

Rocking Ros posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I wouldn't have let you 

 

I would have left them on your step and hid behind your fence singing 'Orphan Lullabye* 

 you like singing dammee and sprooty lubbs it

Shurritt!   I bloody don't  

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I would've taken them to the authorities 

 

 

alls good, it would have saved me the bother 

Lmao  That made me rl laugh 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I would've taken them to the authorities 

 

 

alls good, it would have saved me the bother 

Baz posted:

Lmao  That made me rl laugh 

I hope my daughters never read the forum 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Lmao  That made me rl laugh 

 

I hope my daughters never read the forum 

And mine 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

 you like singing dammee and sprooty lubbs it

 

 

 

I won;t be here tomorrow, I am staying at Lyndsey's child minding, I'm gonna get the boys to sing with me  Dame Gaga and the Devils 

Neither will I, I'm offline and shutting down the phone 

Sprout posted:

Shurritt!   I bloody don't  

listen you mardy ar$ed mare, I have been practicing me AC/DC, you never appreciate owt I do for you  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

 you like singing dammee and sprooty lubbs it

 

 

 

I won;t be here tomorrow, I am staying at Lyndsey's child minding, I'm gonna get the boys to sing with me  Dame Gaga and the Devils 

 Ok 

Sprout posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

Sprout posted:

They're talking about a yorkshire pudding wrap on the news 

 what the hell is that ?

I'm guessing it is what it says on the tin    a wrap with yorkshire pudding mix cooked in it......I can't multitask, watch TV and forum (and drink ) at this time o night  

yes agree - read it first as a wrap around the Yorkshire pud not a wrap

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

 you like singing dammee and sprooty lubbs it

 

 

 

I won;t be here tomorrow, I am staying at Lyndsey's child minding, I'm gonna get the boys to sing with me  Dame Gaga and the Devils 

Neither will I, I'm offline and shutting down the phone