You mean a duck's arse 

I am to much of a gentleman to use such language Sprouty

Tell them to put a platform of planks over it 

I'm not 

I am to much of a gentleman to use such language Sprouty

they would probably all lie down 

they would probably all lie down 

I'm not 

they would probably all lie down 

I hope you int a gentleman

Lubs ya

*lubs ya back*  

<<<< I know she will want it 

*Checks*     Nope 

You beat me to it. Was just looking for one meself 

*lubs ya back*  

<<<< I know she will want it 

I'll use this one. It's bigger 

I'll use this one. It's bigger 

*throws fawn at Sprouty*

*Picks bucket up* 

Toast time. Back in a bit

*Picks bucket up* 

*throws fawn at Sprouty*

I'll use this one. It's bigger 

I didn't have any 

Can I have a slice of yours please? 

soz...I keep forgetting about the size of your orifices 

Sorry ...I've eaten it now !  

Sorry ...I've eaten it now !  

I wish you lot would stop talking food...I have had a salad for tea 

Oh well, you don't get nowt if you don't ask 

Size matters sometimes 

I think that mainly applies how females might think about their men...I don't think it applies to women  I had to be careful how I typed that 

I think that mainly applies how females might think about their men...I don't think it applies to women  I had to be careful how I typed that 

Would you like a piece of toast? Moons is making some. Give him a shout