Sprout posted:*Goes to get menu*
Rexi posted:Baz posted:Rexi posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:I've always wondered what happened to Pauline Quirk. Oh, maybe she's in Lanzorote ...
Did I happen to mention that I will be there this time tomorrow? Sitting by the sea, sipping chilled something, eating fish ...
ello lovely
I'm not jealous, nope
and if Pauline Quirk is there, sit beside her on the beach...you'll feel wonderful
Who is the rapist Rexi...thoughts?
I certainly will sit next to her ... she will make me look thin!!
hmmmmm, atm I am thinking the taxi driver's son, or someone we haven't even seen yet.
Well, nerrrrr, some of us have lost half a stone in three weeks and are very beach body ready.
(on a beach specifically designated for the Specsavers fan club)
Well done 
Baz posted:
even the series
and that too it's all that fecking vicars fault that I'm all to pot
Rexi posted:Well, nerrrrr, some of us have lost half a stone in three weeks and are very beach body ready.
(on a beach specifically designated for the Specsavers fan club)
I lost a stone last month and put half back on
Sprout posted:Rexi posted:Baz posted:Rexi posted:I've always wondered what happened to Pauline Quirk. Oh, maybe she's in Lanzorote ...
Did I happen to mention that I will be there this time tomorrow? Sitting by the sea, sipping chilled something, eating fish ...
Hope you have a lovely time ....not that I'm jealous or 'owt
I am so looking forward to it, tho hubby has had the cold from hell this week and I'm not looking forward to sitting next to him on the plane!!
Is it a cold though, or is it an allergy like hay fever?
Man flu, did I mention man flu? Did I tell you how bad he is? How bad he feels? Minute by minute, sneeze by sneeze, cough by cough?
oh my ... men and colds 
I soooooo wish they were able to give birth 
Sprout posted:
I'll have the Lebanese Lamb Pizza please
Baz posted:Rexi posted:However, I don't like the vicar, and he is a common theme in each series, so I think you are right to be suspicious Damish xx
She better be , otherwise she will combust
*opens deckchair*
Ally at work's lost 11lb in three weeks.....Slimming world, and that's after she put a bit on in a few weeks before that. She really gives it a go 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Well, nerrrrr, some of us have lost half a stone in three weeks and are very beach body ready.
(on a beach specifically designated for the Specsavers fan club)
I lost a stone last month and put half back on
Still half a stone off though I'm back to trying again ....but it's difficult given that the really healthy stuff is a no no ...so I'm cutting down on portion size
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:I certainly will sit next to her ... she will make me look thin!!
hmmmmm, atm I am thinking the taxi driver's son, or someone we haven't even seen yet.
that's where I'm going with this Rexi, or Ellie's son...this is the last one and I wouldn't be suprised if it was a shocker....I really don't want this serious to end, but need the answer
Ah, not Ellie's son ... but maybe his friend???
Rexi posted:Man flu, did I mention man flu? Did I tell you how bad he is? How bad he feels? Minute by minute, sneeze by sneeze, cough by cough?
oh my ... men and colds
Rexi posted:Man flu, did I mention man flu? Did I tell you how bad he is? How bad he feels? Minute by minute, sneeze by sneeze, cough by cough?
oh my ... men and colds
see, I'm a nonbeliever...but if ever anything convinced me there was a god and he was male it would be that he singlehandedly forced childbirth on women
Baz posted:Sprout posted:I'll have the Lebanese Lamb Pizza please
You'll get what you're given woman......or what I may carry back in a doggy bag!
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Well, nerrrrr, some of us have lost half a stone in three weeks and are very beach body ready.
(on a beach specifically designated for the Specsavers fan club)
I lost a stone last month and put half back on
Wellllll, I may have had half a bottle of wine and two fun size bountys tonight, so I could be joining you
dropped off when I stopped drinking for a month, started drinking again and it's creeping back on
Sprout posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:I'll have the Lebanese Lamb Pizza please
You'll get what you're given woman......or what I may carry back in a doggy bag!
Well bliddy well carry the pizza
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
dropped off when I stopped drinking for a month, started drinking again and it's creeping back on
Well no point in trying if you are off over the border soon
Baz posted:Sprout posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:I'll have the Lebanese Lamb Pizza please
You'll get what you're given woman......or what I may carry back in a doggy bag!
Well bliddy well carry the pizza
Listen you! when was the last time you did that! It's not as easy as it looks you know
Rexi posted:Ah, not Ellie's son ... but maybe his friend???
I'm hoping it's not Ellie's son, but someone mentioned her seeing a light and they are speculating gang rape and a phone recording it ...that wasn't my thoughts, that was digital spy. I wouldn't be suprised if Ellie's son having something to do with it though, this is the final series and I'm expecting something off the chart
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Man flu, did I mention man flu? Did I tell you how bad he is? How bad he feels? Minute by minute, sneeze by sneeze, cough by cough?
oh my ... men and colds
see, I'm a nonbeliever...but if ever anything convinced me there was a god and he was male it would be that he singlehandedly forced childbirth on women
See, that makes me a f*****g believer, and boy, is he gonna get a mouthful when I get up there
Rexi posted:Wellllll, I may have had half a bottle of wine and two fun size bountys tonight, so I could be joining you
you have to get into the holiday spirit Rexi, what time's your flight?
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Ah, not Ellie's son ... but maybe his friend???
I'm hoping it's not Ellie's son, but someone mentioned her seeing a light and they are speculating gang rape and a phone recording it ...that wasn't my thoughts, that was digital spy. I wouldn't be suprised if Ellie's son having something to do with it though, this is the final series and I'm expecting something off the chart
Like the vicar doing something that he shouldn't be
Rexi posted:See, that makes me a f*****g believer, and boy, is he gonna get a mouthful when I get up there
update your sat nav, you maybe going in the wrong direction ...I'll see you there matey
I'm hearing some odd noises coming from the kitchen way.....goes to investigate
Sprout posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:Baz posted:Sprout posted:I'll have the Lebanese Lamb Pizza please
You'll get what you're given woman......or what I may carry back in a doggy bag!
Well bliddy well carry the pizza
Listen you! when was the last time you did that!
Just wrap it up in your washing 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Ah, not Ellie's son ... but maybe his friend???
I'm hoping it's not Ellie's son, but someone mentioned her seeing a light and they are speculating gang rape and a phone recording it ...that wasn't my thoughts, that was digital spy. I wouldn't be suprised if Ellie's son having something to do with it though, this is the final series and I'm expecting something off the chart
Whadda they know over on DS? Don't read it. It won't be the son (how much could hat poor woman take?)
Sprout posted:Like the vicar doing something that he shouldn't be
he's useless, he's had me going for three fecking years....
Baz posted:Just wrap it up in your washing
in that case I'll have one too
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:See, that makes me a f*****g believer, and boy, is he gonna get a mouthful when I get up there
update your sat nav, you maybe going in the wrong direction ...I'll see you there matey
Up or down ... I bet I'll meet up with someone I know and have a ball!
Rexi posted:Whadda they know over on DS? Don't read it. It won't be the son (how much could hat poor woman take?)
that's what Baz said and now you're making me doubt my Miss Marple skills 
Rexi posted:Up or down ... I bet I'll meet up with someone I know and have a ball!
we sure will Rexi, you bring the gadgets for words and I'll supply the wine
I can't see anything that appears to be out of order......so I took the time to go waders
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Whadda they know over on DS? Don't read it. It won't be the son (how much could hat poor woman take?)
that's what Baz said and now you're making me doubt my Miss Marple skills
Shhhhh, just keep quiet for a bit and if it is him you will be able to do the "told you so" bit
Sprout posted:I'm hearing some odd noises coming from the kitchen way.....goes to investigate
take a rolling pin... second thoughts something you might have that's heavy
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:Whadda they know over on DS? Don't read it. It won't be the son (how much could hat poor woman take?)
that's what Baz said and now you're making me doubt my Miss Marple skills
Now, if I thought that was what it would be like I wouldn't worry about it at all
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I'm hearing some odd noises coming from the kitchen way.....goes to investigate
take a rolling pin... second thoughts something you might have that's heavy
I qualify in that category