Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
opening my voddie tomorrow
I'll see what I'll open...if anything. I have a choice of stuff (mostly that I got as prezzies from work) but I have wine myself and have lager in but need to get more
Sprout posted:Depends what size chest you have
actually it doesn't, small or big your elasticity in your skin goes and your muscles sag...anyway, I reckon when your born your nipples are pointing tghe wrong way...they point the opposite way for most of your life 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Santa Baz posted:
No news on the other one yet ?
no and won't be now because Margaret is away until next Friday and then I am away the week after...I think the week after that we should both go down to the other nursing home and have a word
Sprout posted:I'm thinking of Christmas day.....I need to be able to eat my dinner
booze doesn't stop me eating... in fact it's the opposite effect, saldy 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Depends what size chest you have
actually it doesn't, small or big your elasticity in your skin goes and your muscles sag...anyway, I reckon when your born your nipples are pointing tghe wrong way...they point the opposite way for most of your life
we are having champers Christmas day and Prosecco... that's me tots sober
Santa Baz posted:Same here
I need a lock on the kitchen door at the weekends ..I'm avoiding the snacks I have in tomorrow, just remind me not to open anything 
Santa Baz posted:Will any of you be on on Xmas Day evening ?
yes probably bazzy
Santa Baz posted:Will any of you be on on Xmas Day evening ?
me and Baz will...cos we're sad...dunno about Ros oops though that was Pam that had asked...soz
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
we are having champers Christmas day and Prosecco... that's me tots sober
Santa Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I'm thinking of Christmas day.....I need to be able to eat my dinner
booze doesn't stop me eating... in fact it's the opposite effect, saldy
Same here
I know I've got two bottles of fizzy something cos I can feel wires around the bottle but I don't know what it is 
Auntie Pam bought me a bottle of red wine along with a calendar and what I think are a pair of slippers (I haven't opened them yet).
I bought two bottles of white wine for myself and have two lots of pint cans in
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Santa Baz posted:Will any of you be on on Xmas Day evening ?
me and Baz will...cos we're sad...dunno about Ros
yes will be
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I'm thinking of Christmas day.....I need to be able to eat my dinner
booze doesn't stop me eating... in fact it's the opposite effect, saldy
I can munch on bits and pieces with the best of them when I'm drinking....it's the next day 
I have 3 Prosecco, 6 red and champagne, vodka and bailey's...I should be fine unto boxing day 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Santa Baz posted:Will any of you be on on Xmas Day evening ?
me and Baz will...cos we're sad...dunno about Ros
But you're right about us being sad There is a programme calledVictorian Bakers on in the evening ...about 9.30 ....I think Yogi is coming on to watch , providing Mr Yogi has nodded off
Santa Baz posted:Will any of you be on on Xmas Day evening ?
Presumably
Rocking Ros posted:yes will be
awww good 
Santa Baz posted:
keel him with food 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
I have 3 Prosecco, 6 red and champagne, vodka and bailey's...I should be fine unto boxing day
Sprout posted:Santa Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I'm thinking of Christmas day.....I need to be able to eat my dinner
booze doesn't stop me eating... in fact it's the opposite effect, saldy
Same here
I know I've got two bottles of fizzy something cos I can feel wires around the bottle but I don't know what it is
Auntie Pam bought me a bottle of red wine along with a calendar and what I think are a pair of slippers (I haven't opened them yet).
I bought two bottles of white wine for myself and have two lots of pint cans in
gawd knows about boxing day..all depends if the little shi rascals behave I will try though, if they let me type 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
I have 3 Prosecco, 6 red and champagne, vodka and bailey's...I should be fine unto boxing day
I got some Baileys in my secret santa
Sprout posted:Santa Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I'm thinking of Christmas day.....I need to be able to eat my dinner
booze doesn't stop me eating... in fact it's the opposite effect, saldy
Same here
I know I've got two bottles of fizzy something cos I can feel wires around the bottle but I don't know what it is
Auntie Pam bought me a bottle of red wine along with a calendar and what I think are a pair of slippers (I haven't opened them yet).
I bought two bottles of white wine for myself and have two lots of pint cans in
You're set up then All my presents are under the tree .....I've been REALLY spoilt this year
Sprout posted:I got some Baileys in my secret santa
you need some ice, cold espresso and vodka....oh, it's heavenly
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
gawd knows about boxing day..all depends if the little shi rascals behave
Have you got them? I thought you didn't have them any more until the 28th or something 
Santa Baz posted:You're set up then
mine are under the coffee table and some envelopes...wonder what's in them
Santa Baz posted:You're set up then
I don't put them under the tree.....and more so this year saying as I haven't got one up
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:I got some Baileys in my secret santa
you need some ice, cold espresso and vodka....oh, it's heavenly
I'm fine with brandy and ice and the Baileys ta
Sprout posted:DHave you got them? I thought you didn't have them any more until the 28th or something
I got the wrong date, it's the 27th..only have them until late morning and then taking them to other nans...we're splitting the time like tomorrow
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Santa Baz posted:You're set up then
mine are under the coffee table and some envelopes...wonder what's in them
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Santa Baz posted:You're set up then
mine are under the coffee table and some envelopes...wonder what's in them
I've got a whole heap ....and two of those Xmas bags full too .....I've not opened anything ...but one of the bags is quite heavy so I am guessing there is a bottle in there
Santa Baz posted:Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
I have 3 Prosecco, 6 red and champagne, vodka and bailey's...I should be fine unto boxing day
I got some Baileys in my secret santa
Don't pour me one ...it's
Lovely?
Santa Baz posted:Don't pour me one ...it's
I lie it..but it kills me with heartburn