Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Do you not need to get in to the garage at times? 

Yep ....but it's his mess so he has to get in there ....all I can do is make sure his hoarding doesn't spread to the house  

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Our garage needs nuking  

I keep saying that about my house 

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Our garage needs nuking  

I keep saying that about my house 

An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained…

“Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

“She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked. “You asked your neighbor? Good heavens!”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

Drink some milk 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

nasty 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.”

The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained…

“Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

“She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked. “You asked your neighbor? Good heavens!”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

LMAO  

PMSL!! Damesy! 

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

Drink some milk 

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Rofl  

 

it was level with my pillow height....OMG I would have died 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

Drink some milk 

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

*Sighs* well I can't help you then   

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

I'm with ya sista...the thought makes me feel sick 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

Drink some milk 

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

Rennie -some in ex work took buscapan??sp

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

 

I'm with ya sista...the thought makes me feel sick 

not keen

oh and by the way...my garage was immaculate... 

 

Rennie -some in ex work took buscapan??sp

what a revelation that is...fantastic stuff 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

 

I'm with ya sista...the thought makes me feel sick 

And me ....only thing worse is thinking of hot milk  

Rocking Ros posted:

not keen

I honestly can't think of anything more vile to try and drink 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

oh and by the way...my garage was immaculate... 

You don't have one !! 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

And me ....only thing worse is thinking of hit milk  

I can do milky coffee, but it must have something to take the taste of milk away 

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

I've got dreadful acid reflux tonight  

Drink some milk 

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

*Sighs* well I can't help you then   

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

oh and by the way...my garage was immaculate... 

You don't have one !! 

No but she has a shed 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

You don't have one !! 

I did for years Baz  I had my washer and dryer in there, but everything else was neatly put away on shelves and we could still drive a car in...but we had that many cars in the house then we had setts laid on the fronts to hold six cars 

Ros ....Yogi says * you're welcome *  

Sprout posted:

No but she has a shed 

and that is immaculate...I'm frightened to go in for the spiders 

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

oh and by the way...my garage was immaculate... 

You don't have one !! 

No but she has a shed 

And moles  

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Ros ....Yogi says * you're welcome *  

Yogi is the equivalent of the co-operative bank 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

 

I'm with ya sista...the thought makes me feel sick 

And me ....only thing worse is thinking of hot milk  

And what do you think is in your hot chocolates and stuff at night? 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

And moles  

shut it you bloody jinx 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

No but she has a shed 

 

and that is immaculate...I'm frightened to go in for the spiders 

See.....so you're not perfect    you have spiders 

Sprout posted:

And what do you think is in your hot chocolates and stuff at night? 

water...I use highlights....dried milk and chocolate 39 calories 

Sprout posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

All that would do would make me throw up ....I HATE milk  

 

I'm with ya sista...the thought makes me feel sick 

And me ....only thing worse is thinking of hot milk  

And what do you think is in your hot chocolates and stuff at night? 

I don't drink it ...and if I ever do I just make it with water  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

And what do you think is in your hot chocolates and stuff at night? 

 

water...I use highlights....dried milk and chocolate 39 calories 

Ditto  

Sprout posted:

See.....so you're not perfect    you have spiders 

I am perfect, I am perfectly consistent I hate ucking spiders 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

And moles  

 

shut it you bloody jinx 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

And what do you think is in your hot chocolates and stuff at night? 

 

water...I use highlights....dried milk and chocolate 39 calories 

It's still got milk in it 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

And what do you think is in your hot chocolates and stuff at night? 

I don't drink it ...and if I ever do I just make it with water  

I refer you to my previous answer 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

See.....so you're not perfect    you have spiders 

 

I am perfect, I am perfectly consistent I hate ucking spiders 

PMSL!! 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Ros ....Yogi says * you're welcome *