Dame_Ann_Average posted:
last day for childminding tomorrow...yay, I have days off
Sprout posted:Rexi posted:Sprout posted:I remember when I was little I used to sleep at my auntie Pam's on a weekend sometimes......one night I was asleep and was woken up by her with a field mouse in her hand saying look what the cat's brought in
I'd rather have a mouse than a cat in my room!
See, but you don't like cats
I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
Baz posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
last day for childminding tomorrow...yay, I have days off
Awww
not so bad tomorrow Baz, don't have to be there until just after nine and the other nan is having them about 3 and having them overnight
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
last day for childminding tomorrow...yay, I have days off
What are you going to do with yourself?
Rexi posted:I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
That's because you've only seen the destruction they can cause. They have a nice side to them too 
Rexi posted:I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
I always have been nervous and my cousins cats are getting more slyer the older they get....Jinks looks at me with utter contempt or hatred, the feeling is mutual
Rexi posted:What are you going to do with yourself?
out Saturday catching up with a friend staying at Dolly's before she goes back, not had time to see her yet ....I think I'll chill for the next few days and conserve my strength for my next bout
Sprout posted:Rexi posted:I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
That's because you've only seen the destruction they can cause. They have a nice side to them too
They bend weirdly 
I've just been out to the recycling bin and it's bloody raining! 
Baz posted:Rofl
he does, he's now taken to jumping up on whatever chair I sit on and leap past me onto the floor, then gives me a sly look as if to say fecking gatcha 
Rexi posted:Sprout posted:Rexi posted:I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
That's because you've only seen the destruction they can cause. They have a nice side to them too
They bend weirdly
What do you mean? They bend?
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:What are you going to do with yourself?
out Saturday catching up with a friend staying at Dolly's before she goes back, not had time to see her yet ....I think I'll chill for the next few days and conserve my strength for my next bout
Sounds fun
Sprout posted:Rexi posted:Sprout posted:Rexi posted:I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
That's because you've only seen the destruction they can cause. They have a nice side to them too
They bend weirdly
What do you mean? They bend?
They flop and bend. They havn't got a proper backbone!
And, they pooh in my garden!
Rexi posted:Sounds fun
Rexi posted:They flop and bend. They havn't got a proper backbone!
And, they pooh in my garden!
Well they have to go to the toilet somewhere, how would you feel if you had to keep it in and couldn't go!
Rexi posted:Sprout posted:Rexi posted:Sprout posted:Rexi posted:I'm actually getting more and more scared of them!
That's because you've only seen the destruction they can cause. They have a nice side to them too
They bend weirdly
What do you mean? They bend?
They flop and bend. They havn't got a proper backbone!
And, they pooh in my garden!
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Rofl
he does, he's now taken to jumping up on whatever chair I sit on and leap past me onto the floor, then gives me a sly look as if to say fecking gatcha
My friend, who has two cats, says you just have to stare evilly at them and they will leave you alone. I just think she has a laugh at me trying to outstare her blinking cats!
Sprout posted:
Well they have to go to the toilet somewhere, how would you feel if you had to keep it in and couldn't go!
that's the thing with cats though, why should you have to clean up after something you don't want...I only have grass on my back lawn because of cats.
Rexi posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Rofl
he does, he's now taken to jumping up on whatever chair I sit on and leap past me onto the floor, then gives me a sly look as if to say fecking gatcha
My friend, who has two cats, says you just have to stare evilly at them and they will leave you alone. I just think she has a laugh at me trying to outstare her blinking cats!
Like a pigeon or a seagull. If you stare at them they back off too. I do it on the Metro platform when they're strutting about looking for food
Rexi posted:My friend, who has two cats, says you just have to stare evilly at them and they will leave you alone. I just think she has a laugh at me trying to outstare her blinking cats!
it doesn't work, I've gave those two daggers for 7 years and they are still alive, how long do bloody cats live for?
Sprout posted:Rexi posted:They flop and bend. They havn't got a proper backbone!
And, they pooh in my garden!
Well they have to go to the toilet somewhere, how would you feel if you had to keep it in and couldn't go!
Well, so do I have to go. Shall I do it in their garden?
If it was a dog people would understand why I don't like it, but coz it's cats I'm supposed to accept it.
My kids had goldfish ... so much easier!
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:
Well they have to go to the toilet somewhere, how would you feel if you had to keep it in and couldn't go!
that's the thing with cats though, why should you have to clean up after something you don't want...I only have grass on my back lawn because of cats.
Because that's a cat's nature, to roam and hunt 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:My friend, who has two cats, says you just have to stare evilly at them and they will leave you alone. I just think she has a laugh at me trying to outstare her blinking cats!
it doesn't work, I've gave those two daggers for 7 years and they are still alive, how long do bloody cats live for?
They have 9 lives
Rexi posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Baz posted:Rofl
he does, he's now taken to jumping up on whatever chair I sit on and leap past me onto the floor, then gives me a sly look as if to say fecking gatcha
My friend, who has two cats, says you just have to stare evilly at them and they will leave you alone. I just think she has a laugh at me trying to outstare her blinking cats!
Rofl Cats no when someone doesn't like them and then makes a beeline for them My aunt hated cats and mine used to be constantly rubbing around her legs
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Rexi posted:My friend, who has two cats, says you just have to stare evilly at them and they will leave you alone. I just think she has a laugh at me trying to outstare her blinking cats!
it doesn't work, I've gave those two daggers for 7 years and they are still alive, how long do bloody cats live for?
You and I know the answer to that!
Rexi posted:Well, so do I have to go. Shall I do it in their garden?
If it was a dog people would understand why I don't like it, but coz it's cats I'm supposed to accept it.
My kids had goldfish ... so much easier!
No because you're a human and you have a toilet in the house
And goldfish still have to go, you know
Sprout posted:Because that's a cat's nature, to roam and hunt
yes, as it is for every animal...it's only cats that tend to sh*t in our gardens
Rexi posted:You and I know the answer to that!
if only I disliked my cousin
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Because that's a cat's nature, to roam and hunt
yes, as it is for every animal...it's only cats that tend to sh*t in our gardens
Cats roam a bit more though Cats are more....in yer face whereas other animals hide
Sprout posted:Rexi posted:Well, so do I have to go. Shall I do it in their garden?
If it was a dog people would understand why I don't like it, but coz it's cats I'm supposed to accept it.
My kids had goldfish ... so much easier!
No because you're a human and you have a toilet in the house
And goldfish still have to go, you know
There's a restaurant in Calais which has a small goldfish bowl with one goldfish in, on every table. The water in the bowl is perfectly clear, must be changed every day. I could never eat there though, coz every goldfish had a 'trail' coming out of its bott!
Rexi posted:Sprout posted:No because you're a human and you have a toilet in the house
And goldfish still have to go, you know
There's a restaurant in Calais which has a small goldfish bowl with one goldfish in, on every table. The water in the bowl is perfectly clear, must be changed every day. I could never eat there though, coz every goldfish had a 'trail' coming out of its bott!
Zackly!
Sprout posted:Cats roam a bit more though
they should be trained to do their business in their owner's gardens and not the bloody neighbours...I hate the sodding things
Rexi posted:There's a restaurant in Calais which has a small goldfish bowl with one goldfish in, on every table. The water in the bowl is perfectly clear, must be changed every day. I could never eat there though, coz every goldfish had a 'trail' coming out of its bott!
I had fish tanks for years and bred tropical fish...I should have popped next door and asked the neighbour to clean the crap out the pump
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Sprout posted:Cats roam a bit more though
they should be trained to do their business in their owner's gardens and not the bloody neighbours...I hate the sodding things
Well ladies, now that I have divided the forum over all things feline I will bow out!!!
we have friends coming for dinner on Daturday and need to sort out what we are cooking.
night all
