Sprout posted:

It'll be a bugger if you're 21 and a half stone then 

if I'm over 21 stone I'll amputate both me legs 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

They give you orange juice for pregnancy scans Sprout ....it goes through more quickly than water  

you're having a laugh aren't you ....I won't need the results I'll have heart failure if that comes back positive 

Well, you know....immaculate conceptions and all that 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

It'll be a bugger if you're 21 and a half stone then 

if I'm over 21 stone I'll amputate both me legs 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

They give you orange juice for pregnancy scans Sprout ....it goes through more quickly than water  

you're having a laugh aren't you ....I won't need the results I'll have heart failure if that comes back positive 

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

It'll be a bugger if you're 21 and a half stone then 

if I'm over 21 stone I'll amputate both me legs 

Probably better off amputating something a bit higher up  

Sprout posted:

Well, you know....immaculate conceptions and all that 

Baz posted:

Probably better off amputating something a bit higher up  

and those too ..I nearly typed two 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

They give you orange juice for pregnancy scans Sprout ....it goes through more quickly than water  

you're having a laugh aren't you ....I won't need the results I'll have heart failure if that comes back positive 

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

Yes, but the last time I had an ovary scan (albeit ten years ago) it was water then only and I don't think things would've changed much. Water's more easier (and cheaper) to see through  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Well, you know....immaculate conceptions and all that 

*Snorts* 

Baz posted:

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

same scan, not sure if they are looking for the same thing though 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Probably better off amputating something a bit higher up  

and those too ..I nearly typed two 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Probably better off amputating something a bit higher up  

and those too ..I nearly typed two 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

same scan, not sure if they are looking for the same thing though 

You never know  

I slept really well last night and I'm yawning again 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

They give you orange juice for pregnancy scans Sprout ....it goes through more quickly than water  

you're having a laugh aren't you ....I won't need the results I'll have heart failure if that comes back positive 

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

Yes, but the last time I had an ovary scan (albeit ten years ago) it was water then only and I don't think things would've changed much. Water's more easier (and cheaper) to see through  

Orange juice here 

Baz posted:

You never know  

good luck with that then 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

same scan, not sure if they are looking for the same thing though 

You never know  

Oh, I think she does 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I slept really well last night and I'm yawning again 

Yes , I've been sleeping ok , but I've been yawning all afternoon /evening 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I slept really well last night and I'm yawning again 

I know, I need to go soon too

Don't forget it's MC at 8 tomorrow ...

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

They give you orange juice for pregnancy scans Sprout ....it goes through more quickly than water  

you're having a laugh aren't you ....I won't need the results I'll have heart failure if that comes back positive 

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

Yes, but the last time I had an ovary scan (albeit ten years ago) it was water then only and I don't think things would've changed much. Water's more easier (and cheaper) to see through  

Orange juice here 

So it's you that's costing the NHS! 

Sprout posted:

Oh, I think she does 

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I slept really well last night and I'm yawning again 

I know, I need to go soon too

Yes, I'm not going to be long either 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

They give you orange juice for pregnancy scans Sprout ....it goes through more quickly than water  

you're having a laugh aren't you ....I won't need the results I'll have heart failure if that comes back positive 

PMSL It's the same sort of scan though !

Yes, but the last time I had an ovary scan (albeit ten years ago) it was water then only and I don't think things would've changed much. Water's more easier (and cheaper) to see through  

Orange juice here 

So it's you that's costing the NHS! 

Baz posted:

Yes , I've been sleeping ok , but I've been yawning all afternoon /evening 

I was asleep before midnight and didn;t open my eyes until 6.55...I even slept through a thunderstorm apparently 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Yes , I've been sleeping ok , but I've been yawning all afternoon /evening 

 

I was asleep before midnight and didn;t open my eyes until 6.55...I even slept through a thunderstorm apparently 

That's better than me 

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

I know, I need to go soon too

Yes, I'm not going to be long either 

boring old farts aren't we 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

I know, I need to go soon too

Yes, I'm not going to be long either 

 

boring old farts aren't we 

Unplug your phone now! 

Baz posted:

That's better than me 

I was chuffed to bits...got up and made a coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

I know, I need to go soon too

Yes, I'm not going to be long either 

 

boring old farts aren't we 

Yes  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

That's better than me 

I was chuffed to bits...got up and made a coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

In fact ladies, I'm gonna pop off and make a hot chocolate and watch a bit of TV....sleep well Baz, Pam and Velvet and see you tomorrow   

Right , well I am going to bid you goodnight now Sleemwell and sweet dreams Dame & Sprout & Velvet  

kettle 

I gotta bit o stuff to do. I'll try and get back 

Evening again How was your day ? 

Sprout posted:

I gotta bit o stuff to do. I'll try and get back 

Baz posted:

Evening again How was your day ? 

Evening Baz 

Busy and I've forgotten to iron my linen trousers that are hanging up and have a great crease over both legs  How was your day? 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Evening again How was your day ? 

 

Evening Baz 

 

Busy and I've forgotten to iron my linen trousers that are hanging up and have a great crease over both legs  How was your day? 

My day was meh ....but better this evening ta Are you all ready for your scan ?

Baz posted:

My day was meh ....but better this evening ta Are you all ready for your scan ?

I will be when I iron my trousers later  bit nervous of what they might find, but seriously need to get find out what the hell it is and get it sorted (hopefully)