Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

No, if you cut in half, what have you got? 

two fecking halves of a sandwich 

Zackly!   two sarnies 

no two halves of one sandwich.... you go into any shop and buy a sandwich with one slice of bread, impossible...I rest my case 

sorry sprooty agree with dammee here-one sandwich cut in half=one sandwich

Rosgirl posted:

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

No, if you cut in half, what have you got? 

two fecking halves of a sandwich 

Zackly!   two sarnies 

one sandwich cut in half

Two sarnies 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

You looking forward to the footie next week Sprout ?  

Yep     I still need to scout a TV though  

Is that what you want it for ? 

Rosgirl posted:

sorry sprooty agree with dammee here-one sandwich cut in half=one sandwich

I don't 

Sprout posted:

Teacakes and buns 

Pam...we shall now have a lesson for dummies on sandwiches 

you take two slices on bread and make 1 sandwich, you half it down the middle and you have two halves of one sandwich, you then half it again and you have four quarters...in Baz' case you cut it diagonally  that is how sandwiches work 

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

You looking forward to the footie next week Sprout ?  

Yep     I still need to scout a TV though  

Is that what you want it for ? 

I hadn't thought of it like that but saying as the Euros have come up at this time well..........

Sprout posted:

Two sarnies 

pam this is not making sense, you can not go into a shop and buy a sandwich with one slice of bread...

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Teacakes and buns 

Pam...we shall now have a lesson for dummies on sandwiches 

 

you take two slices on bread and make 1 sandwich, you half it down the middle and you have two halves of one sandwich, you then half it again and you have four quarters...in Baz' case you cut it diagonally  that is how sandwiches work 

PMSL!!!   I still maintain my argument that there's two sandwiches so there! Ner! 

Rosgirl posted:

sorry sprooty agree with dammee here-one sandwich cut in half=one sandwich

 in everyone's world except Pams 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Teacakes and buns 

Pam...we shall now have a lesson for dummies on sandwiches 

 

you take two slices on bread and make 1 sandwich, you half it down the middle and you have two halves of one sandwich, you then half it again and you have four quarters...in Baz' case you cut it diagonally  that is how sandwiches work 

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

Sprout posted:

PMSL!!!   I still maintain my argument that there's two sandwiches so there! Ner! 

and I maintain you ain't got one 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Two sarnies 

 

pam this is not making sense, you can not go into a shop and buy a sandwich with one slice of bread...

No, but if I was at home I would still have a sandwich, be it with one or two slices of bread 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Teacakes and buns 

Pam...we shall now have a lesson for dummies on sandwiches 

 

you take two slices on bread and make 1 sandwich, you half it down the middle and you have two halves of one sandwich, you then half it again and you have four quarters...in Baz' case you cut it diagonally  that is how sandwiches work 

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

Baz posted:

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

half a fecking sarnie  don't you start 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Teacakes and buns 

Pam...we shall now have a lesson for dummies on sandwiches 

 

you take two slices on bread and make 1 sandwich, you half it down the middle and you have two halves of one sandwich, you then half it again and you have four quarters...in Baz' case you cut it diagonally  that is how sandwiches work 

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

So what's that, sandwich wise Bazzy? 

poor Michael J Fox -parkinsons is a terrible disease

Sprout posted:

No, but if I was at home I would still have a sandwich, be it with one or two slices of bread 

I think in the great scheme of things...if it makes you happy 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

half a fecking sarnie  don't you start 

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

Rosgirl posted:

poor Michael J Fox -parkinsons is a terrible disease

Yes  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

half a fecking sarnie  don't you start 

tek nah notice bestieee

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

sorry sprooty agree with dammee here-one sandwich cut in half=one sandwich

 in everyone's world except Pams 

Baz posted:

Rosgirl posted:

poor Michael J Fox -parkinsons is a terrible disease

Yes  

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

But you can just fold one piece of bread in two 

half a fecking sarnie  don't you start 

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

Baz posted:

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

I do, but I don't don't class it a full sarnie 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

I do, but I don't don't class it a full sarnie 

What is it then ? .

Rosgirl posted:

tek nah notice bestieee

reet pal 

and yes, awful about Michael J Fox...horrible brain diseases 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

No, but if I was at home I would still have a sandwich, be it with one or two slices of bread 

I think in the great scheme of things...if it makes you happy 

Baz posted:

What is it then ? .

we just say a slice of bread.....

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

I do, but I don't don't class it a full sarnie 

One slice of bread is a sarnie.....two slices of bread is two sarnies?  

PMSL! @ us, having an argument over sarnies 

pigs  being used as transplant  stuff-so cruel

Sprout posted:

One slice of bread is a sarnie.....two slices of bread is two sarnies?  

I've had it with this to be honest, a proper sarnie is two slices of bread, you can call it what the uck you like  

Rosgirl posted:

pigs  being used as transplant  stuff-so cruel

better in one slice of bread 

Rosgirl posted:

pigs  being used as transplant  stuff-so cruel

There's arguments on both sides 

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

I do, but I don't don't class it a full sarnie 

One slice of bread is a sarnie.....two slices of bread is two sarnies?  

two slices of bread is ONE sarnie

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

One slice of bread is a sarnie.....two slices of bread is two sarnies?  

I've had it with this to be honest, a proper sarnie is two slices of bread, you can call it what the uck you like  

oops sorry Ros  you're a veggie and that was a poor joke 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

What is it then ? .

we just say a slice of bread.....

But if it's folded over it becomes a sarnie .

Rosgirl posted:

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

It's still a sarnie.... I do it

I do, but I don't don't class it a full sarnie 

One slice of bread is a sarnie.....two slices of bread is two sarnies?  

two slices of bread is ONE sarnie

No!  it's two! 

Sprout posted:

PMSL! @ us, having an argument over sarnies