I slept ok ....but I wake up at 5 every day now cos bliddy sun rises !! Mind you , I go back to sleep again
In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, âJimmy, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.â
Jimmy was astounded and asked Ms. Thompson to prove it.
âWell,â said Ms. Thompson, âI was looking over your test and the question was, âWho was our first president?â and the little girl that sits next to you, Penny, wrote âGeorge Washington,â and so did
âSo? Everyone knows that he was the first president.â
âNow, just wait a minute,â said Ms. Thompson. âThe next question was, âWho freed the slaves?â Penny put âAbraham Lincolnâ and so did you.â
âWell, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,â said Jimmy.
âWait, wait,â said Ms. Thompson. âThe next question was, âWho was president during the Louisiana Purchase?â
Penny wrote âI donât know,â and you wrote, âMe neither.'â