Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Bliddy heck !!!

 

close, but not quite what I was saying 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

Me too  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

I had that once - didn't have an anaesthetic though - a colon  you have  a sedative but further down that I had  just a clear out and  the procedure

I'm starting to feel faint  

they took X rays - then a follow up - if they needed to go as high as the colon - they gave you a sedative - but luckily didn't need to

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

I had that once - didn't have an anaesthetic though - a colon  you have  a sedative but further down that I had  just a clear out and  the procedure

I'm starting to feel faint  

they took X rays - then a follow up - if they needed to go as high as the colon - they gave you a sedative - but luckily didn't need to

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

Hi dammeeee sprrooty bazzzyy velvet gorgeous day

 

 

was here Ros, chilly this morning but not a cloud in the sky 

yes - fairly warm - didn't see much of it but was nice to see the sun

Yes, it's been quite warm here today, one of those 'getting lost' days 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

Yeah, I wouldn't like that 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

Baz posted:

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

I had that once - didn't have an anaesthetic though - a colon  you have  a sedative but further down that I had  just a clear out and  the procedure

I'm starting to feel faint  

they took X rays - then a follow up - if they needed to go as high as the colon - they gave you a sedative - but luckily didn't need to

 

was a relief  TBH and about 20 years ago now

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

I had that once - didn't have an anaesthetic though - a colon  you have  a sedative but further down that I had  just a clear out and  the procedure

I'm starting to feel faint  

they took X rays - then a follow up - if they needed to go as high as the colon - they gave you a sedative - but luckily didn't need to

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

they took X rays - then a follow up - if they needed to go as high as the colon - they gave you a sedative - but luckily didn't need to

thank goodness...I had my smelling salts at the ready 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

Yeah , right  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

 I must ring you two sometime

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

least she only saw your shoulder  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

And that's why I love you for it missus!  

It's not what you say at times, it's how you say it!   

Rosgirl posted:

 I must ring you two sometime

I shall have to behave and I was telling fibs about Baz...she's heard me swear 

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

 I must ring you two sometime

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

 

 

least she only saw your shoulder  

True  

Sprout posted:

And that's why I love you for it missus!  

It's not what you say at times, it's how you say it!   

Amy and Leanne came today and Amy said when we're together we behave exactly the same  

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

Yeah, I had skin tags burnt off at the docs....it wasn't nice....the smell of burning flesh and all that.....

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

 I must ring you two sometime

Here we go again 

Baz posted:

True  

it's a small town..details of my bits could be circulating as I type  

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

Yeah, I had skin tags burnt off at the docs....it wasn't nice....the smell of burning flesh and all that.....

This was a skin cancer .....and they cut it out  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

 

 

least she only saw your shoulder  

See what I mean!!!  I Muttleyed then! 

Sprout posted:

Yeah, I had skin tags burnt off at the docs....it wasn't nice....the smell of burning flesh and all that.....

get a bit of cotton...I had one, soon went 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

True  

it's a small town..details of my bits could be circulating as I type  

PMSL  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

And that's why I love you for it missus!  

It's not what you say at times, it's how you say it!   

 

Amy and Leanne came today and Amy said when we're together we behave exactly the same  

Baz posted:

This was a skin cancer .....and they cut it out  

least it wasn't on your nose  the scar on the side of my nose, the scar on my neck...I look like I've been in a bar fight 

Sprout posted:

Rosgirl posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

I can 'ucking imagine  

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

You know...even in times described as that, you never fail to make me laff   

you are used to me saying it though Pam when I'm on a rant, so you can imagine me being all sweary  I never swear with Baz...she's a lady, not like us two  

 I must ring you two sometime

Here we go again 

I will promise

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

True  

it's a small town..details of my bits could be circulating as I type  

But just think.....it shouldn't be ever anywhere on a photograph 

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

I bet she had no bones left after it  

she said I was brilliant, I knew her and was more embarrassed at the vulnerable position I was in and didn't want to show myself up wailing with someone I knew  I just swore loads under my breathe 

That was like when I when to have that skin lesion taken out .....one of nurses lives across the road .....I nearly broke her hand when they were injecting into my shoulder  

Yeah, I had skin tags burnt off at the docs....it wasn't nice....the smell of burning flesh and all that.....

This was a skin cancer .....and they cut it out  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

This was a skin cancer .....and they cut it out  

least it wasn't on your nose  the scar on the side of my nose, the scar on my neck...I look like I've been in a bar fight 

Mind you , off the shoulder dresses are out of the question  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Yeah, I had skin tags burnt off at the docs....it wasn't nice....the smell of burning flesh and all that.....

get a bit of cotton...I had one, soon went 

Now she tells me when there's nowt there any more 

Sprout posted:

But just think.....it shouldn't be ever anywhere on a photograph 

well now that you mention it...there was one Satur....forget that 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Rosgirl posted:

 I must ring you two sometime

 

I shall have to behave and I was telling fibs about Baz...she's heard me swear 

  -I will I promise

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

This was a skin cancer .....and they cut it out  

least it wasn't on your nose  the scar on the side of my nose, the scar on my neck...I look like I've been in a bar fight 

As long as you know you haven't  

Rosgirl posted:

Sprout posted:

Rosgirl posted:

 I must ring you two sometime

Here we go again 

I will promise

Baz posted:

Mind you , off the shoulder dresses are out of the question  

well, unless I start wearing a hijab there's no escaping  mind they do fade and the one on my neck is blending nicely with the other loose skin 

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

This was a skin cancer .....and they cut it out  

least it wasn't on your nose  the scar on the side of my nose, the scar on my neck...I look like I've been in a bar fight 

Mind you , off the shoulder dresses are out of the question  

Oops!