Evening Cribsters Hope everyone has had a good day . I got the last of my Xmas presents ....GO ME Just got to wrap them and then Mr B can do his only contribution to Xmas ...and post them How are you all doing ? 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Stop exaggerating  you two! 

 

I'm not...Jane Torvill I ain't 

Moonie posted:

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

we have one...I won't be going 

Moonie posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

 Dameeeeeeeeeeeee *he was a carp jumper, snogssssssssssss*    

Fankoo  

 

my point exactly Moonie, you should see me on ice    

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

We used to have a plastic one set up outside the TSB bank....it hasn't happened for a good few years now. That said, they're doing the market place up and the stalls that were there have had to relocate .....outside the TSB Bank 

Baz posted:

Evening Cribsters Hope everyone has had a good day . I got the last of my Xmas presents ....GO ME Just got to wrap them and then Mr B can do his only contribution to Xmas ...and post them How are you all doing ? 

evening Baz  

and we will leave it at that 

Baz posted:

Evening Cribsters Hope everyone has had a good day . I got the last of my Xmas presents ....GO ME Just got to wrap them and then Mr B can do his only contribution to Xmas ...and post them How are you all doing ? 

I got my one and only the other day  Maisie wanted a Little Mix CD 

Moonie posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

 Dameeeeeeeeeeeee *he was a carp jumper, snogssssssssssss*    

Fankoo  

 

my point exactly Moonie, you should see me on ice    

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Evening Cribsters Hope everyone has had a good day . I got the last of my Xmas presents ....GO ME Just got to wrap them and then Mr B can do his only contribution to Xmas ...and post them How are you all doing ? 

 

evening Baz  

 

and we will leave it at that 

Probably best  

Baz posted:

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

my two left feet put pay to my ice skating  I am crap, total crap....twice I put myself through it...I would rather snog a camel 

Baz posted:

Probably best  

bloody wind up merchant  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

we have one...I won't be going 

Nor me I have a trouble staying on my feet let alone trying to break something 

I went ice skating once....when I was at school.......one odd boot and didn't fit me properly and caused all sorts of foot problems. I was scarred for life 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

 

my two left feet put pay to my ice skating  I am crap, total crap....twice I put myself through it...I would rather snog a camel 

You shouldn't talk about your ex like that  

My plate and pins put paid to it ....no strength in the ankle anymore  

Sprout posted:

Moonie posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

 Dameeeeeeeeeeeee *he was a carp jumper, snogssssssssssss*    

Fankoo  

 

my point exactly Moonie, you should see me on ice    

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

We used to have a plastic one set up outside the TSB bank....it hasn't happened for a good few years now. That said, they're doing the market place up and the stalls that were there have had to relocate .....outside the TSB Bank 

I went ice skating once....when I was at school.......one odd boot and didn't fit me properly and caused all sorts of foot problems. I am scarred for life 

Sprout posted:

I went ice skating once....when I was at school.......one odd boot and didn't fit me properly and caused all sorts of foot problems. I was scarred for life 

Awww  

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

 Dameeeeeeeeeeeee *he was a carp jumper, snogssssssssssss*    

Fankoo  

 

my point exactly Moonie, you should see me on ice    

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

Awwww  

Bloody maniac 

I'd love to try it again, having said that. I'm not sure me old bones could take it any more though 

Sprout posted:

I went ice skating once....when I was at school.......one odd boot and didn't fit me properly and caused all sorts of foot problems. I was scarred for life 

Baz posted:

You shouldn't talk about your ex like that  

My plate and pins put paid to it ....no strength in the ankle anymore  

 and 

he actually always smelled quite nice...that's the only positive I can think of though 

Sprout posted:

I'd love to try it again, having said that. I'm not sure me old bones could take it any more though 

Just think 'traction' and the urge will go away 

Baz posted:

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

I'l bet yours was on the road......I was nearly run over by a motorbike on the pavement! 

Sprout posted:

I went ice skating once....when I was at school.......one odd boot and didn't fit me properly and caused all sorts of foot problems. I am scarred for life 

I had perfectly fitting boots and I'm still scarred for life for my ice skating experiences 

Moonie posted:

Sprout posted:

I'd love to try it again, having said that. I'm not sure me old bones could take it any more though 

Just think 'traction' and the urge will go away 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

I'l bet yours was on the road......I was nearly run over by a motorbike on the pavement! 

 Mine came round on a red light ....and it was road , pavement , road , pavement  

Moonie posted:

Sprout posted:

I'd love to try it again, having said that. I'm not sure me old bones could take it any more though 

Just think 'traction' and the urge will go away 

Moonie posted:

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

 Dameeeeeeeeeeeee *he was a carp jumper, snogssssssssssss*    

Fankoo  

 

my point exactly Moonie, you should see me on ice    

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

Awwww  

Bloody maniac 

I think my mum and dad said that , or words to that effect  

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

I'l bet yours was on the road......I was nearly run over by a motorbike on the pavement! 

 Mine came round on a red light ....and it was road , pavement , road , pavement  

Bloody motorbikes! 

Baz posted:

 Mine came round on a red light ....and it was road , pavement , road , pavement  

 and if you were like me, ...it was 'oh sh*t I'm still alive' 

My ideal mode of transport would be  a horse....mind you I guess that wouldn't be without it's problems either 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

 Mine came round on a red light ....and it was road , pavement , road , pavement  

 and if you were like me, ...it was 'oh sh*t I'm still alive' 

Yep But I had the presence of mind to insist they did the blues and twos .....Or as it was in those days and darn big bell No one was going to deprive me of my 15 minutes of fame  

Sprout posted:

My ideal mode of transport would be  a horse....mind you I guess that wouldn't be without it's problems either 

are we talking Shetland pony here 

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Baz posted:

Moonie posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Moonie posted:

 Dameeeeeeeeeeeee *he was a carp jumper, snogssssssssssss*    

Fankoo  

 

my point exactly Moonie, you should see me on ice    

There's a Crimbo ice rink in Brum 

Oops used to love ice skating ....til getting run over by a bliddy motorcycle put paid to it  

Awwww  

Bloody maniac 

I think my mum and dad said that , or words to that effect  

Yeah I would have thrown in a few choice words and the odd iron bar too  

Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

 Mine came round on a red light ....and it was road , pavement , road , pavement  

 and if you were like me, ...it was 'oh sh*t I'm still alive' 

Yep But I had the presence of mind to insist they did the blues and twos .....Or as it was in those days and darn big bell No one was going to deprive me of my 15 minutes of fame  

Sprout posted:

My ideal mode of transport would be  a horse....mind you I guess that wouldn't be without it's problems either 

Bucket and spade come to mind 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

My ideal mode of transport would be  a horse....mind you I guess that wouldn't be without it's problems either 

 

are we talking Shetland pony here 

Shurrup you! It's a good job I know you and like you  and that said....I haven't posted your xmas card yet   and then again....the convo we've had tonight....I'm not sure that would bother you  

Moonie posted:

Sprout posted:

My ideal mode of transport would be  a horse....mind you I guess that wouldn't be without it's problems either 

Bucket and spade come to mind 

You know the saying....where there's........

Sprout posted:

Shurrup you! It's a good job I know you and like you  and that said....I haven't posted your xmas card yet   and then again....the convo we've had tonight....I'm not sure that would bother you  

just saying  and yes, if the floods had happened earlier I would have donated all my card money to the flood fund and not sent any...I will still donate though, not as much. I don't think we're going to get much off Dave, but that didn't surprise me...we iz not the Thames in Tory heartland 

Sprout posted:

Moonie posted:

Sprout posted:

My ideal mode of transport would be  a horse....mind you I guess that wouldn't be without it's problems either 

Bucket and spade come to mind 

You know the saying....where there's........

Yep and if it's a big horse plenty 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Shurrup you! It's a good job I know you and like you  and that said....I haven't posted your xmas card yet   and then again....the convo we've had tonight....I'm not sure that would bother you  

 

 

just saying  and yes, if the floods had happened earlier I would have donated all my card money to the flood fund and not sent any...I will still donate though, not as much. I don't think we're going to get much off Dave, but that didn't surprise me...we iz not the Thames in Tory heartland