Evening Damsel 
I shall see you for a pint in The Griffen some time 
Was banged up for the weekend down there many moons ago. A bloke called Panda got me through it. Biker.
I may be in there on Friday...heading up your way for the weekend... may need you to bail me out of the cop shop... keep yerself handy 
I've got six sticks of cordite
I knew you would be my backup 
you want one?
you want one?
Hi again Dame , Moonie & Velvet How was your day?
evening again Baz
My day's been expensive...I need to stop ordering stuff how was yours?
you want one?
you want one?
we know what to get you next year...Buzz Lightyear
Hi again Dame , Moonie & Velvet How was your day?
evening again Baz
My day's been expensive...I need to stop ordering stuff how was yours?
Xmas presents ? The study is strating to look like Santas grotto round here
you want one?
we know what to get you next year...Buzz Lightyear
Evening all
Cold but dry Bazzy
How be you?
*snoggy huggy fawns* for Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Moonie *snogs* and I don't have a credit card...I paid cash, next week I'll have the price on the bottom of my new shoes 
Hope you're day was good
you want one?
we know what to get you next year...Buzz Lightyear
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Evening all
Cold but dry Bazzy
How be you?
*snoggy huggy fawns* for Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Moonie *snogs* and I don't have a credit card...I paid cash, next week I'll have the price on the bottom of my new shoes Hope you're day was good
half a crown on a good day Baz...and that will be if they're short sighted
Evening all
Cold but dry Bazzy
How be you?
*snoggy huggy fawns* for Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Moonie *snogs* and I don't have a credit card...I paid cash, next week I'll have the price on the bottom of my new shoes Hope you're day was good
Did you know the country owes 57 Billion pounds on credit cards? 
Glad you're not one of them
My day was good fankoo and no money spent
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Luv him
half a crown on a good day Baz...and that will be if they're short sighted
PMSL Has Pam gone again ?
dunno Baz
No, I've been making a cuppa and sending an e-mail to uncle. I need a longer one
half a crown on a good day Baz...and that will be if they're short sighted
PMSL Has Pam gone again ?
dunno Baz
I'd have thought she would have been watching the footie ...not offal
No, I've been making a cuppa and sending an e-mail to uncle. I need a longer one
I'm getting pics on whatsapp of daughters xmas tree complete with letter decorations of the kids names
No, I've been making a cuppa and sending an e-mail to uncle. I need a longer one
*wonders what Sprouty needs a longer one of*
in my experience, she's in for a let down
No, I've been making a cuppa and sending an e-mail to uncle. I need a longer one
When is he going to fix your shower ?
He says keep out of it for a week
No, I've been making a cuppa and sending an e-mail to uncle. I need a longer one
*wonders what Sprouty needs a longer one of*
Shower hose
When is he going to fix your shower ?
showers been fixed...it's the leak innit 
I'm getting pics on whatsapp of daughters xmas tree complete with letter decorations of the kids names
Xmas tree
When is he going to fix your shower ?
showers been fixed...it's the leak innit
Yep, and I can't use the bloody oven!
No, I've been making a cuppa and sending an e-mail to uncle. I need a longer one
When is he going to fix your shower ?
He says keep out of it for a week
why is he fixing your shower?
I'm getting pics on whatsapp of daughters xmas tree complete with letter decorations of the kids names
Xmas tree
its up ...I said it's bloody November
