He sat on the mantlepiece and fell off 
you assaulted it 
Cos the ucking tree was too fat!!
Not by the time you'd every bit of furniture out of the lounge it wasn't !!! 
Noooooo! I put the snowman on top of the mantlepiece before I'd got everything else sorted
He sat on the mantlepiece and fell off
you assaulted it
Cos the ucking tree was too fat!!
after a bottle a bottle of wine Twiggy would look fat...you were ucking pissed, the end 
*RL snorts*
Word of advice Moonie ....when Pam announces she is going to be putting her tree up .....head for the hills !!
will remember that Bazzy 
I would if I was you .....unless you want the biggest giggle of the whole Xmas season.....it's still making me giggle now
Word of advice Moonie ....when Pam announces she is going to be putting her tree up .....head for the hills !!
will remember that Bazzy
I would if I was you .....unless you want the biggest giggle of the whole Xmas season.....it's still making me giggle now
Tis me to be fair too 
He sat on the mantlepiece and fell off
you assaulted it
Cos the ucking tree was too fat!!
Not by the time you'd every bit of furniture out of the lounge it wasn't !!!
Noooooo! I put the snowman on top of the mantlepiece before I'd got everything else sorted
Maybe thats where you went wrong 
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
You'll be lucky ....even that darn sofa went !!
it so did too
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
Ya can go off peeps ya know
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
Ya can go off peeps ya know
very true, especially at Xmas and the mention of trees
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
awww...come to Dolly's that's where I'm off...although I'm cooking
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
I've been invited out to my niece's (Joanne) again but I think I've upset her 
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
Ya can go off peeps ya know
very true, especially at Xmas and the mention of trees
*Zips it*
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
I've been invited out to my niece's (Joanne) again but I think I've upset her
How ? You didn't offer to put her tree up , did you?
I've been invited out to my niece's (Joanne) again but I think I've upset her
have you never heard of the saying 'don't sh*t in your own nest*
How ? You didn't offer to put her tree up , did you?
that's a full on divorce Baz
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
I've been invited out to my niece's (Joanne) again but I think I've upset her
How ? You didn't offer to put her tree up , did you?
LMAO!!! Nope, it has to do with presents.....I'm saying no more than that, but I might nearer the time 
I've been invited out to my niece's (Joanne) again but I think I've upset her
have you never heard of the saying 'don't sh*t in your own nest*
Mam used to use that a lot
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
I've been invited out to my niece's (Joanne) again but I think I've upset her
How ? You didn't offer to put her tree up , did you?
LMAO!!! Nope, it has to do with presents.....I'm saying no more than that, but I might nearer the time
Oh Ok....talking of which ......
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
We have been considering that ...
Don't you have to get booking now though?
Oh Ok....talking of which ......
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
We have been considering that ...
Don't you have to get booking now though?
Yep, am looking into that now
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
We have been considering that ...
Don't you have to get booking now though?
Yes ....but I need to find out what family are doing first .....I know my GD is spending it with her boyfriend
I am off to have supper now, so will wish you all a very goodnight, hope you sleep well and have sweet dreams 
*snoggy huggy nite nite fawns* for Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Moonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *soz I have been sidetracked, snogs and fawns* sweet dreams
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
We have been considering that ...
Don't you have to get booking now though?
Yep, am looking into that now
Ok ....well make sure it's a table for at least 7
I am off to have supper now, so will wish you all a very goodnight, hope you sleep well and have sweet dreams
*snoggy huggy nite nite fawns* for Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why does my back keep itching 
Don't you have to get booking now though?
Yes ....but I need to find out what family are doing first .....I know my GD is spending it with her boyfriend
Ah right
Rossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *fawns*
take Xmas off Moonie, the stress ain't worth it
I think I may well go out to one of the local hostelries for Christmas dinner this year
We have been considering that ...
Don't you have to get booking now though?
Yep, am looking into that now
Ok ....well make sure it's a table for at least 7
Is Moons paying?
