Rosssssssssssssssssssssss *happy weekend fawns* 
dammmmmmmmmmme thank god its ucking Friday*FAWNS*
Well ucking good!
it ucking is
AND.....AND......Jordan owes me ÂĢ2. She didn't give me her Lottery money before we left tonight 
I wouldn't give her a share of the winning then
What's one percent of nowt?
Erm...goes to get calculator......
Silly boy! Can you not do that on your hands and feet 
Nope
I ain't been a boy for many a year 
watching Gogglebox for the first time -considering everybody raves about it - not keen
Nah Wozzer. I saw an odd few and can't get away with it either
dammmmmmmmmmme thank god its ucking Friday*FAWNS*
I've watched ucking golf all day...I have pressure sores
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them 
watching Gogglebox for the first time -considering everybody raves about it - not keen
I watched half of one and had to switch off...I thought it was carp 
watching Gogglebox for the first time -considering everybody raves about it - not keen
Nah Wozzer. I saw an odd few and can't get away with it either
disappointed and prob won't watch again - I find it boring TBh
AND.....AND......Jordan owes me ÂĢ2. She didn't give me her Lottery money before we left tonight
I wouldn't give her a share of the winning then
What's one percent of nowt?
Erm...goes to get calculator......
Silly boy! Can you not do that on your hands and feet
Nope
I ain't been a boy for many a year
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
watching Gogglebox for the first time -considering everybody raves about it - not keen
I watched half of one and had to switch off...I thought it was carp
same here dame yet it gets rave reviews and how funny it is - just can't see it myself
dammmmmmmmmmme thank god its ucking Friday*FAWNS*
I've watched ucking golf all day...I have pressure sores
*offers to dress em* 
*sprays perfume and unlocks door*
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Well rustled Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Now yer talkin!
dammmmmmmmmmme thank god its ucking Friday*FAWNS*
I've watched ucking golf all day...I have pressure sores
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Well rustled Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jeez, it was nothing Moonie...
*offers to dress em*
*sprays perfume and unlocks door*
Careful Moons....she's luring you in
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Well rustled Dameeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jeez, it was nothing Moonie...
*sprays perfume and unlocks door*
*looks for me first aid box*
have you just not got a pumped up inner tube
*Looks for me wine bottle*
Ok ....I'm all yours ....or I will be after waders
have you been somewhere?
Careful Moons....she's luring you in
I should be so lucky
That would be telling 
I had to delete what I was going to post
*Looks for me wine bottle*
how can you lose a wine bottle 
That would be telling
I had to delete what I was going to post
PM?
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Now yer talkin!
Oooooo yummy
That would be telling
I had to delete what I was going to post
PM?
Noooooooooooo t'was rude, or could have been taken that way
*Looks for me wine bottle*
how can you lose a wine bottle
The state my mind's in....... I know it should be in the fridge but....
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Now yer talkin!
Oooooo yummy
I know, I want that Baz 
Oooooo yummy
you can have what's left if Pam's lotto numbers don't come up
You's ain't getting nowt either.....you never fed me with owt
Too late now, and anyways, I don't like most of them
*rustles up a little something*
Now yer talkin!
Oooooo yummy
I know, I want that Baz
Me too .....look at all that crackling.. * drools*
