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jelly vodkafish (Guest)
the moon landing being mocked up in a tv studio is my favorite
they should have lent the special effects guy to Star Trek
they should have lent the special effects guy to Star Trek
Elvis working at Tesco's.
I haven't worked it out yet but it lies in the area of this Libya bizz.
Immediately after the Lockerbie event, the bombing had deffo and turtelly without doubt been done by a Syrian based terrorist group operating out of Frankfurt in the pay of Iran.
Subsequently it bacame a Libyan acting on his own.
There is a CT in there somewhere.
Immediately after the Lockerbie event, the bombing had deffo and turtelly without doubt been done by a Syrian based terrorist group operating out of Frankfurt in the pay of Iran.
Subsequently it bacame a Libyan acting on his own.
There is a CT in there somewhere.
Diana - I never bought that for one moment. I still think she was done-away-with. If she had married and had another child to a blackman, The Royal Family would have not liked it for one moment. Stuck up turds that they are. Sniff out Charlie and Phil, thats what I say
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
Hitler killing himself ... utter twaddle - a man like that take the cowards way out?? balderdash i tell thee!
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
you didn't really beat about the bush with that one did you....................
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
you didn't really beat about the bush with that one did you....................
It is all made up isnt it
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
you didn't really beat about the bush with that one did you....................
It is all made up isnt it
......maybe.........but thats not the point...
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
you didn't really beat about the bush with that one did you....................
It is all made up isnt it
......maybe.........but thats not the point...
What is the point
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
you didn't really beat about the bush with that one did you....................
It is all made up isnt it
......maybe.........but thats not the point...
What is the point
give me a minute.................
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Complete and utter rubbish...........deleted.
you didn't really beat about the bush with that one did you....................
It is all made up isnt it
......maybe.........but thats not the point...
What is the point
give me a minute.................
Im a tad discombobulated
quote:Im a tad discombobulated
i get really confused when you use
big words like that.......
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Im a tad discombobulated
i get really confused when you use
big words like that.......
I liked the one last week that RTL posted on youtube, of whacko jacko climbing out the back of the coroners van, as they said, to see how quickly a conspiracy theory spreads around the internet. 800,000 watched it before it was taken off the tube.
Link
Link
it wasnt rick astley singing never gonna give you up-it was kylies voice slowed down
and
the reynolds girls were miming to mel and kims voices
i only know about the really important conspiracy theories
and
the reynolds girls were miming to mel and kims voices
i only know about the really important conspiracy theories
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
it wasnt rick astley singing never gonna give you up-it was kylies voice slowed down
and
the reynolds girls were miming to mel and kims voices
i only know about the really important conspiracy theories
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
it wasnt rick astley singing never gonna give you up-it was kylies voice slowed down
and
the reynolds girls were miming to mel and kims voices
i only know about the really important conspiracy theories
On the back of that there was a conspiracy theory that one of the Reynolds Girls died in childbirth.....
She didn't.
And I liked their one and only hit
[QUOTE]Originally posted by wonder:
Diana - I never bought that for one moment. I still think she was done-away-with. If she had married and had another child to a blackman, The Royal Family would have not liked it for one moment. Stuck up turds that they are. Sniff out Charlie and Phil, thats what I say[/Q I go with this one, wasn't it convenient that the the hole family where tucked away at windsor at the time.every one was together ready for the mourning. tucked familywherewhere tucked that the hole fanily
Diana - I never bought that for one moment. I still think she was done-away-with. If she had married and had another child to a blackman, The Royal Family would have not liked it for one moment. Stuck up turds that they are. Sniff out Charlie and Phil, thats what I say[/Q I go with this one, wasn't it convenient that the the hole family where tucked away at windsor at the time.every one was together ready for the mourning. tucked familywherewhere tucked that the hole fanily
Sorry Wonder i messed that quote up. but know what i mean.
I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
Hitler works there too.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
I haven't worked it out yet but it lies in the area of this Libya bizz.
Immediately after the Lockerbie event, the bombing had deffo and turtelly without doubt been done by a Syrian based terrorist group operating out of Frankfurt in the pay of Iran.
Subsequently it bacame a Libyan acting on his own.
There is a CT in there somewhere.
Thats one of mine..that with the Mountbatten one....
Mary was virgin
Former Member
There used to be one about the Royal Family controlling the worlds heroin trade
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
tumula is a he..................
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
tumula is a he..................
....he was wearing a dress with a very lengthy cleavage.
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
tumula is a he..................
....he was wearing a dress with a very lengthy cleavage.
i admit that he may have nurtured more than a morbid interest in dewsbury dave, and that he may have a man boob thing going.....but he was a bloke!!!......albiet a trifle confused....
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
tumula is a he..................
....he was wearing a dress with a very lengthy cleavage.
i admit that he may have nurtured more than a morbid interest in dewsbury dave, and that he may have a man boob thing going.....but he was a bloke!!!......albiet a trifle confused....
i can assure you that the trifle knew exactly what day it was.
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
tumula is a he..................
....he was wearing a dress with a very lengthy cleavage.
i admit that he may have nurtured more than a morbid interest in dewsbury dave, and that he may have a man boob thing going.....but he was a bloke!!!......albiet a trifle confused....
i can assure you that the trifle knew exactly what day it was.
tumula would have no knowledge of trifle in tesco......its pre-packed.......
and now i must up sticks and go......
i will c u all L8R............
i will c u all L8R............
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:I have actually seen Tumula working in Tescos.quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:
my fave is that rah nim ja was the son
of carina, which if true would put him
at second in line to the throne, this is
only possible if tumula was 24 or older
at the time of rah's birth which as any
sane person knows is a complete nonsense
as this would have meant that tencora was
at least of child bearing age which we know
she was not, also rampar the 2nd would have
had to have ratified any marriage.
which absolutely reinforces my point, tumula would have no knowledge of any electrical, tinned, pre-packed, ect ect goods due to age (3000 years) so could only work on fruit & veg, the deli, fish or shelf stacking, as fish is out (ha ha, we all know why) and shelf stacking....tumula being 4 feet 6, leaves just fruit and veg........and we must discount fruit on religious grounds,which leaves veg which is
the number 2 in mayan which if removed from the ammount of fingers and toes we have leaves 18 which when added together equals 9 which leaves 2 fingers 1 and 1.....9 11........i rest my case......
However on the flip side cabbages reigned supreme in the year of mayan control perhaps suggesting that tumula was not the virgin she had us believe she was......simples.
tumula is a he..................
....he was wearing a dress with a very lengthy cleavage.
i admit that he may have nurtured more than a morbid interest in dewsbury dave, and that he may have a man boob thing going.....but he was a bloke!!!......albiet a trifle confused....
i can assure you that the trifle knew exactly what day it was.
tumula would have no knowledge of trifle in tesco......its pre-packed.......
Oh my dearest Rekaf, I knew we could rely on your powers of deduction. Columbo can be such a letdown at times.
Jesus married Mary Magdalene, had one or more children, and those children emigrated to southern France.
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by Brighton Early:
Jesus married Mary Magdalene, had one or more children, and those children emigrated to southern France.
Ooh that would make a good plot for a book
Of course what you would really need is a Renaissance artist to leave clues as well
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