About Big Brother. They needed to hear it.
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Robert Mugabe has also been informed.
Oh that's good news. I was just about to ring Zimbabwe! Now, who organises the agenda for the G8 summit?
Mary Whitehouse would be proud 
Oh, I might give God a ring aswell. *makes note*
Whats the nature of your complaint?
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Oh, I might give God a ring aswell. *makes note*
You'll not get through to him, Dave's keeping him busy in the gloreeeeh! 
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Whats the nature of your complaint?
Big Brother's a pile of cack 
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You'll not get through to him, Dave's keeping him busy in the gloreeeeh!
That God bloke's so promiscuous, puts it about everywhere 
Oooh are we setting up a Shloshfest in here? 
*shakes tambourine*
Bam....bam...badaabam bam...(Ive been practising
...)
*shakes tambourine*
Bam....bam...badaabam bam...(Ive been practising
...)
No shaking of any tambourines in here thank you I'm down with Satan innit.
I'm down with Satan innit.
I'm so glad SOMEONE did Karma! It needed to be done! 
Thank you Jen! xx I thought I'd do my good deed cos it's Sunday. I've spent most of the day swearing at the hoover cos it's gone on a moody one so decided to utilise my frustration towards a better cause 
Bad bam...badaa bam bam..
Oooh its Jen! Ello xx
Karms I'm sure Lucifer has room for me and my tambourine
(Infact, I'm positive my spot there is picked and saved already )
Oooh its Jen! Ello xx
Karms I'm sure Lucifer has room for me and my tambourine
(Infact, I'm positive my spot there is picked and saved already )
'ello Ika. How's things going? xx
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Bad bam...badaa bam bam..
No more badambadaabadambiNESS
I'm good thank lovely Jen, better than I have been for a stretch You? xxx
Karms, give in to the lure of the shlooooooooshfeeeeeeeeeeest...you know me, you, a couple of monk's robes and free reign around the Wales countryside is a winner 
You? xxxKarms, give in to the lure of the shlooooooooshfeeeeeeeeeeest...you know me, you, a couple of monk's robes and free reign around the Wales countryside is a winner
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Karms, give in to the lure of the shlooooooooshfeeeeeeeeeeest...you know me, you, a couple of monk's robes and free reign around the Wales countryside is a winner
Am I allowed to kill anyone? 
Of course mate, it's actually a requirement
I'm complaining to OfTEL that Michelle actually sell well the other night and her single is not available in any good record shops. And neither is the Josie/Wurzels combo.
And neither is the Josie/Wurzels combo.
NASA would be able to see more than what we could see 24/7, given that they can read the small print on a newspaper through ANY of our windows anytime they want!
Would they want to tho?
Would they want to tho?
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NASA would be able to see more than what we could see 24/7, given that they can read the small print on a newspaper through ANY of our windows anytime they want!
I'm gonna call OfTWIT for Davini taking a Twitting holiday.
